Where's the lettuce?!!!

I went to my barbers for a flat top. An elderly woman came in and was watching. Then asked "You can give a woman a flat top?". Then I was talking to my barber about getting home to feed my snakes. The woman spoke up. "The store has lettuce on sale. I know about snakes. They used to eat all the lettuce in my mothers garden, we couldn't keep lettuce!!".
I kept a straight face and thanked her for the information. But I was about to explode in laughter inside. Maybe 75 years ago they ate lettuce?!:rofl::rofl:

Thats the Jenny Craig of snakes. Man mine love Carrots and cucumbers. MMMM MMMM

I guess I better scratch the plans for a garden!:weirdface

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Originally Posted by Blu Mongoose

I guess I better scratch the plans for a garden!:weirdface

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never mind the garden hope they don't escape and raid the fridge!! :rofl::rofl:

Hmmm just maybe those snakes were in her mamma's garden hunting for the things that were actually eating the lettuce all up. :D

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Originally Posted by Blu Mongoose

I went to my barbers for a flat top. An elderly woman came in and was watching. Then asked "You can give a woman a flat top?". Then I was talking to my barber about getting home to feed my snakes. The woman spoke up. "The store has lettuce on sale. I know about snakes. They used to eat all the lettuce in my mothers garden, we couldn't keep lettuce!!".
I kept a straight face and thanked her for the information. But I was about to explode in laughter inside. Maybe 75 years ago they ate lettuce?!:rofl::rofl:

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LMAO :8::8::8:.Thats one rude old lady and one idiot barber :rolleyes:

Scuse me, can't post any more today! Must run out to the garden and set up a chair to watch for those lettuce munching snakes with brand new flat top hair do's!!!!!!!

Ohhhh almost forgot the camera!

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Scuse me, can't post any more today! Must run out to the garden and set up a chair to watch for those lettuce munching snakes with brand new flat top hair do's!!!!!!!

Ohhhh almost forgot the camera!

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LMAO :rofl::rofl:.We needs pics ASAP :please:

Well dang it! There's snow out there everywhere! The lettuce is buried under a drift, my chair's frozen to the ground and the only snake I saw go by had on a winter cap with earflaps so I couldn't see it's hairstyle! :tears:

LMAO. That totally reminds me of the lady I had come into my job and insist her friend's BP ate lettuce. What is it with all the vegan snakes lately?

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Originally Posted by joepythons

LMAO :8::8::8:.Thats one rude old lady and one idiot barber :rolleyes:

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The barber kept her mouth shut. This all came from the lil ol lady.:)

LOL Even my 5 yr old niece knows snakes don't eat lettuce.


Shawn

So if the snakes eat the lettuce who steals the carrots :weirdface :8:

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Originally Posted by Deborah

So if the snakes eat the lettuce who steals the carrots :weirdface :8:

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The earthworms :rofl:

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Originally Posted by joepythons

The earthworms :rofl:

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Earthworms eat rats silly!!:P

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Originally Posted by Blu Mongoose

Earthworms eat rats silly!!:P

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No thats the birds that eat the rats :rofl:

I was wondering what was happening to my veggies in the garden out back..

I must have the whole food chain thing backwards or something.

Thank you for letting me know..I am on it ! :rolleye2:

That is too funny..! I don't know how you kept it in.

wow. this whole food chain thing is confusing!