Oh crap!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, do not, I repeat, do not do as I do...

I was holding Froley, my year old ball python, while watching a nice new episode of Dirty Jobs on Discovery Channel. Froley was being his usual curious self, slithering around my arms and neck. Eventually, he found his way into my sweatshirt sleave. He found a nice warm dark place to nap up by my arm pit. Here we are, minding our own business, human watching tv, snake napping in a warm soft cave. Froley must of gotten uncomfortable by my arm, so he moved out of my sleave, and down to my side (now between my sweatshirt and t-shirt.) He hung around that area for a while, then popped his head out near my chest. As he slithered out and up around my neck, I noticed a nasty stench. Hmm, no wonder he wanted to get out of there, he made it smell in there... um wait... he made it smell in there? What did he do? OOOOHHHHHH CRAP!!! Literally! Froley left a nice big juicy poo in my shirt! I could now feel the wetness all over my side! YUCK!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, beware of letting your snakes under your clothing, especially for long periods of time, lest you end up with a poopy surprize like I did.

Happy Friday to you all.

-Jeff

Welcome to the pooped on club:weirdface

hahaha awe soo cute!!! stinky fun!

Lol, so far my carpet hasn't pooped on me yet...inside my shirt, anyway. He did squirt me square in the face when I popped him, though. NOT fun.

I nominate this to be a Snake Poop Stories thread.:gj:

Our first BP Rex was hanging out on my lap while I was watching TV. As he was climbing up my chest to go around my neck, he let go a ton of urine and urates. Blah!! Nice and smelly.... At least it wasn't inside my shirt.....

One thing you learn really fast, check the nether regions before handling sessions. If they're bulging the least bit - hold off on handling sessions until after they've taken care of business!

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Originally Posted by jeffsw

Ladies and Gentlemen, do not, I repeat, do not do as I do...

I was holding Froley, my year old ball python, while watching a nice new episode of Dirty Jobs on Discovery Channel. Froley was being his usual curious self, slithering around my arms and neck. Eventually, he found his way into my sweatshirt sleave. He found a nice warm dark place to nap up by my arm pit. Here we are, minding our own business, human watching tv, snake napping in a warm soft cave. Froley must of gotten uncomfortable by my arm, so he moved out of my sleave, and down to my side (now between my sweatshirt and t-shirt.) He hung around that area for a while, then popped his head out near my chest. As he slithered out and up around my neck, I noticed a nasty stench. Hmm, no wonder he wanted to get out of there, he made it smell in there... um wait... he made it smell in there? What did he do? OOOOHHHHHH CRAP!!! Literally! Froley left a nice big juicy poo in my shirt! I could now feel the wetness all over my side! YUCK!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, beware of letting your snakes under your clothing, especially for long periods of time, lest you end up with a poopy surprize like I did.

Happy Friday to you all.

-Jeff

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You gotta love them snake presents :8: :8: :rofl: :rofl:

EWwww lol... you are now part of the club..

ive had it happen to me 5 or 6 times so far i ve counted

Oh my... I haven't been pooped on YET, I hope never!!:O

it'll happen when you least expect it

Oh my lord, I can't even believe I forgot this.

I used to have a Blood Python, and on the way home with her from the pet store, I had her sitting in my lap in a pillowcase. She was a big girl, probably close to 5 feet. I was in the middle of a single cab truck. Well, evidently she got nervous, and she let loose about a gallon of urates and poo. ALL over me, ALL over the seat, and all over my (non-snake person) father in law. It was awful. We had to drive the rest of the way home with the windows down and me and my father in law absolutely soaked.

*shudder*

I've been lucky so far, but Loki did manage to 'pee' on my
ex husband.. twice!!:D

lol!!!! You really aren't a seriuos snake keeper until you've been pooped on. I don't even want to tell you the stories that I've been through. Let's just say that snake poop doesn't take too good.lol Brian(BHB)

it happens from time to time but atleast it made me laff.

A few weeks ago I was busy showing my snake off to my 87 year old grandmother telling her how great they are. Then he crapped on me. She wasn't impressed.

*snort*

Gross, yet hilarious.

So far I've only been musked by little guys, i.e. baby corns and kings... not looking forward to the first Python Pooping, which I suppose is inevitable...

Once I tried to pop my corn, and he projectile pooped and peed all over my bed! Wasn't too happy about that one... :weirdface

Dirty Jobs just gave him that extra boost :)

Froley must have been in a crappy mood that night. After the "incident", I handed him off to my wife so I could go assess and clean the damage. While away cleaning, my wife was holding Froley when suddenly *STRIKE*! She saw him striking at our dog, who was several feet away and in no way doing anything to intentionally threaten Froley. I think it must have been a warning strike because he didn't even get close to hitting the dog. Needless to say, Froley spent the rest of the night in his cage.

Yes yes yes, so I've been initiated to the "pooped on" club. Wonderful club to be a member of. Please don't tell me that I have to pay regular "dues"!