I'm home at last!!!

*warning...this was posted by TheAudOne...for some reason I logged in and I guess it didnt go and it kept brian on LOL poor fool...makes the story that much more funny if you think its him talking the whole time*

I’m home YIPPY! I don’t know who cares but yeah I am home sweet home now *inhales the fresh air…then coughs taking in a deep whiff of cat litter that hubby conveniently forgot to change while I was away *

Made the 3 hour drive with my toddler across the state...if you haven’t traveled across your state taking the back roads with all the truckers with a toddler then you haven’t lived…or shaven a few years off your life. I’ve decided I want a bumper-sticker that reads “Don’t ride my ass unless your going to buy me dinner after”

I actually love driving long distance on country roads…anyone else? Maybe its because I have this weird thing for large trucks and there drivers (who I wave at and offer food and drinks at red lights…not alone mind you!) and because I love working on the tan I have on the left side of my body * shrugs * or because I love having my windows down hair in my face screaming along to every station that fades into hearing range on the radio…I got stuck with Mariah Carry and then some Spanish channel …I was appropriately worried about my sanity for 3 miles. I’m one of those people you see in there car so far into the song watching them is the equivalent of looking at the sun…you know you shouldn’t but its to damn amazing not to…then after you don’t know if you should tell anyone what you saw or not.

I used to get way into music…dragging helpless fools with there windows down at red lights into it with me…generally people were happy to see me smiling and singing to them…thinking “aw poor crazy girl” I still do this but am safer being I’m a mother…taking advantage of toddler years where she hasn’t learned embarrassment yet… I’m hoping she becomes a music lover… so far she is and said “mama make the na na na na come back” (referring to the song that goes “Hey mister I really like your daughter”) not a song she should like…but one I cant help but love myself…that is until she starts dating… which is never!!! I get to crazy with songs like “Animal” by Nickel Back…ok anything they write gets me fired up…Some great Buck Cherry songs (we know the ones) and other overly raunchy make your grandma (unless she is mine) blush songs…but then found myself pulling into “Mel’s Bait and Tackle” at 90 or nothing located next to the dirt farm screaming “Hey hey you you I don’t like your girlfriend” and getting the appropriate “what the hell are you doing here” looks as a tattood bare foot baby slinging punk girl gets out of her car in hillbilly nation Florida. But I is home now...tucked safely into my rural neighborhood where no one knows I’m the town freak yet…out of the comfort of my car where I can feel the wind in my hair as I flash back to my rock star days that went by to fast…I’m now feeling the fan blow my hair as I sing along to Dora…I take what I can get…



OK I think I’m done…for some reason it feels like I’m writing some paper for parents magazine…LOL. Any who I am back…and soon will get my picture’s up of the toddler vs. the knife… guess who won? That’s another tragic story I will save until then * blows you all a kiss*

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Originally Posted by bjthomps

*warning...this was posted by TheAudOne...for some reason I logged in and I guess it didnt go and it kept brian on LOL poor fool...makes the story that much more funny if you think its him talking the whole time*

I’m home YIPPY! I don’t know who cares but yeah I am home sweet home now *inhales the fresh air…then coughs taking in a deep whiff of cat litter that hubby conveniently forgot to change while I was away *

Made the 3 hour drive with my toddler across the state...if you haven’t traveled across your state taking the back roads with all the truckers with a toddler then you haven’t lived…or shaven a few years off your life. I’ve decided I want a bumper-sticker that reads “Don’t ride my ass unless your going to buy me dinner after”

I actually love driving long distance on country roads…anyone else? Maybe its because I have this weird thing for large trucks and there drivers (who I wave at and offer food and drinks at red lights…not alone mind you!) and because I love working on the tan I have on the left side of my body * shrugs * or because I love having my windows down hair in my face screaming along to every station that fades into hearing range on the radio…I got stuck with Mariah Carry and then some Spanish channel …I was appropriately worried about my sanity for 3 miles. I’m one of those people you see in there car so far into the song watching them is the equivalent of looking at the sun…you know you shouldn’t but its to damn amazing not to…then after you don’t know if you should tell anyone what you saw or not.

I used to get way into music…dragging helpless fools with there windows down at red lights into it with me…generally people were happy to see me smiling and singing to them…thinking “aw poor crazy girl” I still do this but am safer being I’m a mother…taking advantage of toddler years where she hasn’t learned embarrassment yet… I’m hoping she becomes a music lover… so far she is and said “mama make the na na na na come back” (referring to the song that goes “Hey mister I really like your daughter”) not a song she should like…but one I cant help but love myself…that is until she starts dating… which is never!!! I get to crazy with songs like “Animal” by Nickel Back…ok anything they write gets me fired up…Some great Buck Cherry songs (we know the ones) and other overly raunchy make your grandma (unless she is mine) blush songs…but then found myself pulling into “Mel’s Bait and Tackle” at 90 or nothing located next to the dirt farm screaming “Hey hey you you I don’t like your girlfriend” and getting the appropriate “what the hell are you doing here” looks as a tattood bare foot baby slinging punk girl gets out of her car in hillbilly nation Florida. But I is home now...tucked safely into my rural neighborhood where no one knows I’m the town freak yet…out of the comfort of my car where I can feel the wind in my hair as I flash back to my rock star days that went by to fast…I’m now feeling the fan blow my hair as I sing along to Dora…I take what I can get…



OK I think I’m done…for some reason it feels like I’m writing some paper for parents magazine…LOL. Any who I am back…and soon will get my picture’s up of the toddler vs. the knife… guess who won? That’s another tragic story I will save until then * blows you all a kiss*

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Glad your back!.................you have to be one fun chick to hang out with! :sweeet:

aw thank you! Usually my child is my only company..and my biggest fan :D Can you tell? :rolleye2:

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

aw thank you! Usually my child is my only company..and my biggest fan :D Can you tell? :rolleye2:

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what were you visiting relatives on the other side of town?

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Originally Posted by reediculous

what were you visiting relatives on the other side of town?

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yeah had to go see my awesome grandmother...sadly she wasnt up for getting another tattoo while I was intown..so spent the days watching traffic (no lie) and driving the great grandma around to where ever...it was fun...nice to step outside of the every day ever so often...now back at home...back to the grind we call life...already missing her :(

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yeah had to go see my awesome grandmother...sadly she wasnt up for getting another tattoo while I was intown..so spent the days watching traffic (no lie) and driving the great grandma around to where ever...it was fun...nice to step outside of the every day ever so often...now back at home...back to the grind we call life...already missing her :(

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nice! love road trips myself! hows the little one?

Yeah it was fun...as fun as doing nothing can get lol. Raigen (toddler) is well...I am shocked she is 2.5 and I hope to god I survive these years...gosh this age is hard as hell...but hey I'll make it!! I'm be bald and wrinkled from stress but I'll make it darn it...I love it though wouldnt change it for anything..although a 2 week vacation to any where sounds nice right now :P

Anywho who I can hear the sound of nothing which means she is into something so I shall jet....chat soon :hug:

I don't have any kids but, i when i watch my little cousins or nephews, the only thing that drives me crazy are the cookies they leave all over the place............constantly cleaning, constantly vacuuming......fun stuff, but it's also fun to give them back to their mom! :D

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Originally Posted by reediculous

I don't have any kids but, i when i watch my little cousins or nephews, the only thing that drives me crazy are the cookies they leave all over the place............constantly cleaning, constantly vacuuming......fun stuff, but it's also fun to give them back to their mom! :D

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Yeah well look me up when you want to watch mine for me...and yeah the same things drive me nuts...being I was horribly O.C.D about cleaning and germs etc. before we had her I was a mess for a long time before I learned that a parent can seriously clean all day long if they let themselves...finally I calmed down about alot of things but still have triggers that send me right back into scrubbing the house down from top to bottom... the other thing is the constant noise...she never sits and just breaths...she is always chatting or nagging...or screaming...and in turn I do the same of course...I hate fighting...I love things to go smooth and with the least amount of communication possible...having a child has for sure changed that side of me lol...everything is a fight and struggle...my poor heart :( Here is our convo for just about everything...
"ok come and get your socks on....come on....no stop hiding behind the chair lets get our socks on....ok now I am getting mad...come here NOW and help me get your socks on....Raigen!!! 1-2-3 now I am pissed! Why cant you just listen!!! I say things nice the first time then I get mad!! I think you like me mad damn it!!!! GET OVER HERE NOW! You dont want me to come get you!!!! *chases her around then finally yanks her out from behind the chair...walking her wiggling and laughing at me over to her socks only to fight for 10 more minutes trying to catch her feet while being kicked in the boobs and face*
yes yes I know everything I am doing wrong...I really do...so please dont think you have to lecture me :( This is a demon I have created for sure!!!! But I love the lil brat more then words :)

And again if you want to watch her seriously I will drive her to you LMFAO.

Glad you're home, girl! I like to put on a singing show in the car too; something fun about random anonymous people that you'll never see again, seeing you pretending to be Lita Ford or Joan Jett. lol!

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Originally Posted by Ginevive

Glad you're home, girl! I like to put on a singing show in the car too; something fun about random anonymous people that you'll never see again, seeing you pretending to be Lita Ford or Joan Jett. lol!

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hahahaha glad you understand :P Yeah I love it..although it is a bit more fun with out my child in the back seat...I dont want people to think I'm drunk lol.

lol!
Now, my fiancee likes to yell funny things out the window while driving.. he'll go "BYAPP!" and people will stop what they're doing and look all over the place! It is doubly funny with dogs on leashes, but he lays off the old people or people on ladders, etc.

Great story baby.....except "hubby" changed the cats' litter 2 days ago - with 3 cats it gets that way quick :P :P

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Originally Posted by Ginevive

lol!
Now, my fiancee likes to yell funny things out the window while driving.. he'll go "BYAPP!" and people will stop what they're doing and look all over the place! It is doubly funny with dogs on leashes, but he lays off the old people or people on ladders, etc.

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OMG LOL I really am bad about doing weird things in public...but again I have stopped most since having a child...gosh I live for the "wtf was that" look from a complete stranger....And for some reason I am one of those people who like to be embrassed in public...well in a funny way...Brian used to walk with me while shopping and all of a sudden see a stack of cans...a door..his own feet and he would trip himself...when you see a 6'4" guy falling to the ground..well you cant help but laugh or run...gosh I love those days...now he does this damn fake farting when he gets around me *sighs*

But I think my favorite would be when we would be out to eat and you can tell people are listening to your convo...so I would just "follow my lead" .." so yeah I asked him how the hell he expects me to get that much human blood outta my trunk...he said coke...I tell ya cops know everything...nothing like having the man on your side ya know?" or go on about some random "I dont know how I got that fungus...I'm telling you those crabs came from you!!" I would do that with friends...and god your dieing inside...I miss that :P

And thanks brian...I noticed that after I posted :rolleyes: