Some dirty Jersey love

You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.

You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.

You've eaten at a diner at 3 am.

You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.

You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.

You know what a "jug handle" is.

You know that the state isn't all farmland.

You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway," not "The Garden State Parkway." [Ed's Note: ...and you don't go "to the beach" but "down the shore."]

Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And you call it"sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagie" or a "hero."

You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.

You knew that the last question had to do with driving.

You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire doesn't work, does it?).

You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City.

You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.

You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.

You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22.

You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different".

You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.

You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.

You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.

You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries.

You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.

And finally...

You've never pumped your own gas.

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Originally Posted by jglass38

You've never pumped your own gas.

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That does it! I'm moving to NJ!

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Originally Posted by SarahMB

That does it! I'm moving to NJ!

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I like pumping my own gas! My 2 years in Florida were the best!

Heh, it's like the thing I like least in this world. I try to maneuver it to where Jeff takes my truck somewhere when it's empty. Manipulative wench that I am!

Haha!! Good one Baby Jamie!!


But I totally know what a jug handle is.

And I call subs "hoagies."

Oh and I've been to "the shore" plenty of times.

But............I'm also a little Italian girl that was born in Jersey! :eek: :cool:

Oh....and Jersey rolls are the best ever!!!:D

Yo, so yer from Joisey. Then you've been under the Boardwalk at nite?

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Originally Posted by ECLARK

Yo, so yer from Joisey. Then you've been under the Boardwalk at nite?

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Haha! No...I only lived there a few years. All my family still live up there though, but never been under the boardwalk always on top. I do remember hearing "Watch the traincar please!" Or something silly like that.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Yep, lived in Wildwood when I was Life Guarding on the beach. ;)

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Originally Posted by daaangconcepts

Haha! No...I only lived there a few years. All my family still live up there though, but never been under the boardwalk always on top. I do remember hearing "Watch the traincar please!" Or something silly like that.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

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Originally Posted by ECLARK

Yep, lived in Wildwood when I was Life Guarding on the beach. ;)

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You in a speedo is probably one of the scarier things I can fathom. :D

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Originally Posted by ECLARK

Yep, lived in Wildwood when I was Life Guarding on the beach. ;)

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Baywatch "rooster style"? :P

They ever get Wildwood "cleaned up"? :O

-adam

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

They ever get Wildwood "cleaned up"? :O

-adam

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Are you saying that used needles don't qualify as cleaned up?

NO, NO, NO Jamie. always board shorts, we had to watch our friends from the north all day with them stretchy things on. but to be fair they always brought beautiful women with them. had to shave them up alittle thought. :P

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Originally Posted by jglass38

You in a speedo is probably one of the scarier things I can fathom. :D

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Originally Posted by ECLARK

NO, NO, NO Jamie. always board shorts, we had to watch our friends from the north all day with them stretchy things on. but to be fair they always brought beautiful women with them. had to shave them up alittle thought. :P

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Oh thank god...

Adam, total redo over there. very upscale. think millions for a little place there. :)

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Baywatch "rooster style"? :P

They ever get Wildwood "cleaned up"? :O

-adam

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Originally Posted by ECLARK

Adam, total redo over there. very upscale. think millions for a little place there. :)

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Figures ... gotta love NJ real estate!!!

-adam

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Figures ... gotta love NJ real estate!!!

-adam

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Trailers starting in the $200s... :D

I haven't been to Wildwood since I was a kid, but I've been to Ocean City Nj a few times in the last couple of years.

Thats me in Ocean City, great place to play. :)

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Originally Posted by daaangconcepts

I haven't been to Wildwood since I was a kid, but I've been to Ocean City Nj a few times in the last couple of years.

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Originally Posted by ECLARK

Thats me in Ocean City, great place to play. :)

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Yeah, my Aunt has a condo there. Its pretty close to Atlantic City right?

We get a house on the beach in LBI for a week every other summer ... I love LBI!!!!!

-adam

Yep, right next door. 20 minutes away and you can lose all your money. :oops:

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Originally Posted by daaangconcepts

Yeah, my Aunt has a condo there. Its pretty close to Atlantic City right?

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Originally Posted by jglass38

You know what a "jug handle" is.

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Who the heck though those things up ... first time in Jersey ... what do you mean you have to go right to turn left ???? Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!:confuzd: :frustrate

Neil

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Originally Posted by aaajohnson

Who the heck though those things up ... first time in Jersey ... what do you mean you have to go right to turn left ???? Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!:confuzd: :frustrate

Neil

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I've lived here over half my life and still don't know the answer to that question!

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Originally Posted by jglass38

Trailers starting in the $200s... :D

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sux! i'll never be able to buy a house, and have my own snake room!

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Originally Posted by reediculous

sux! i'll never be able to buy a house, and have my own snake room!

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Hahaha..You can house PLENTY of snakes in a double wide man!

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Originally Posted by jglass38

Hahaha..You can house PLENTY of snakes in a double wide man!

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i bet i can! but it's nothing like your own yard and space! one day!

I am a transplanted new yorker...but boy do I love Jersey now!:carrot:

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Originally Posted by jglass38

Hahaha..You can house PLENTY of snakes in a double wide man!

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How many Burms, do you think?

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Originally Posted by Rapture

How many Burms, do you think?

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I can offer a suggestion on who to ask...

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

We get a house on the beach in LBI for a week every other summer ... I love LBI!!!!!

-adam

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I'll bring the corona's :D :sweeet: (and rap music)