Family Guy? Anyone?

Just wondering if anyone else is in love with Family Guy?
Share your favorite episodes, quotes, and your thoughts on the show, keep it positive please.

Watched my favorite episode last night, Meg wants a proda(sp?) bag so she acts like Stewie is her crack addicted son to gain sympathy as a waiteress at Flappy's Pancake house.
"Were the Griffins, the ones that fed dogfood to our crack addicted baby"

Hehe. There's one part in one episode about people who take their laptops to Starbucks and type that I thought was funny. :D

"I LIKE TYPING PUBLICALLY! LOOK HOW IMPORTANT I AM!"
"HEY I'M WRITING A BOOK!"
"ME TOO!"
"WILL YOU WATCH ME?"
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Originally Posted by Sausage

Hehe. There's one part in one episode about people who take their laptops to Starbucks and type that I thought was funny. :D

"I LIKE TYPING PUBLICALLY! LOOK HOW IMPORTANT I AM!"
"HEY I'M WRITING A BOOK!"
"ME TOO!"
"WILL YOU WATCH ME?"
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LMAO!!! I love that.

"If Santa were Asian, he'd drive 20 miles under the speed limit with his blinker on"

I have everything throught season 5. My husband and I are Huge fans of the show.

I dont have a favorite line really but my favorite episode is The freshmen Hunt. awesomely funny!

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Originally Posted by jessie_k_pythons

I have everything throught season 5. My husband and I are Huge fans of the show.

I dont have a favorite line really but my favorite episode is The freshmen Hunt. awesomely funny!

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What season is that one on? I think I may have seen it. I want to get all the seasons but I can't justify paying that much yet. BOOTLEGG!! LMAO

"Its penut butter jelly time penut butter jelly time" -- Brian

Oh and i love that old perverted man, he cracks me up " Get your fatss back here" haha

I *love* Family Guy!
Favorite episode is the one where Stewie gives Brian the beatdown. That cracks me up every time I watch it! It was referred to in last week's episode, too.

is was season 5

lmao that old man is so funny.
Peter-Pulls shirt up
Cop-Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to put your shirt down
Peter-Looks like I got the only straight cop in Rhode Island

Family Guy's fun :) Of COURSE I have to like the episode parodying "My Fair Lady", where Stewie's trying to teach "Eliza" to speak properly :D

We have season 1 & 2.... AND watch it on TV almost every night.... :oops:

I fall out every time Chris mentions the "EVIL MONKEY that lives in his closet" !!! :P

ALSO! The movie!! HAHAHAHA!!! "Get on Peter... Get on"... when they arrive at the awards show!!!
:8: Good stuff!

Huge fan of the show but I'm not loving the more recent seasons (still like them and watch them and have the most recent dvd's).
Season's 1-3 are my favorite and as far as a favorite episode: "Emission Impossible" The entire episode is nothing but gold from the moment it begins till the moment it ends. Without a doubt my favorite of all time.

Some of my favorite quotes from that episode.

Smurf 1- "Right in the Smurfing parking lot?"
Smurf 2- "Smurf-yeah!"
Smurf 1- "Oh! That is freaking Smurf!"

Stewie- "Hey, you know what today is? A bad day to be a sperm!"

Stewei- "God, all this work keeping people from having sex, now i know how the Catholic church feels! Ba-Zing!"

Louis- "You know, I'm not wearing any panties."
Peter- "Don't worry, we can always throw that chair out."

Stewie- "Pardon me, you with the severe aesthetic deficiencies!"

Stewie- "Well! Look at you there! Oh, you're a filthy girl, aren't you? Yees, yees, you're looking for a bad time, that's what you're after! Oh, you're a dirty flirt. You want it bad and you don't care who you get it from because you have no self-respect, and that gets you off, doesn't it? Aruff!"

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Family Guy's fun :) Of COURSE I have to like the episode parodying "My Fair Lady", where Stewie's trying to teach "Eliza" to speak properly :D

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"The loif of the woif is ended by the knoife!"
and
"Augh crikey! I gone and wet myself!" :8:

Stuwy For President (Brian would be VP and really run the country) :rolleye2:

I love the one where Peter starts the foundation for fat people and Loise's long lost brother who happens to be a fat guy serial killer comes to live with them.
Stewie: "There's a fat guy eating a half dead fat guy in my room... we just lookin' the other way on this one?"

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I love the one where Peter starts the foundation for fat people and Loise's long lost brother who happens to be a fat guy serial killer comes to live with them.
Stewie: "There's a fat guy eating a half dead fat guy in my room... we just lookin' the other way on this one?"

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Oh yeah, that is definitely an instant classic! Love it!
And Jeff just brought up the one where Peter fights the giant chicken :rofl:

Another good fat guy strangler episode moment is when Brian hits Peter With the Rock "That was for rolling up the window on the General Lee!" That reminds me, deep south episode...classic! " :rockon:

Haha, the deep south episode was funny. :giggle:

*porto-john tips over*
Peter: "Aughh..... it's everywhere! Aughh.... It's all in my raccoon wounds!"

"To Petoria!"
"Petoria?"
"Well I wanted to name it Peterland but the gay bar down by the airport already took that."

From the episode where Peter finds out his property isn't actually US soil

What about when Brian hunts down his mother at a puppy mill in Austin... and they had made her into a coffee table.... so wrong!!!! :oops:

Stewie.. "Keep a stiff upper lip ol' girl"... :no: :yes: :no:

Stewie is the best. My favorite quote ever:

"Trust me, woman. If I could walk on water I would stroll you out into the middle of a lake and hold your head under until the bubbles stopped!"

www.familyguyquotes.com - this is a great site!!!