Fundamental Proof: Women Are Evil

speaking of why men make better friends than women, i remember my astronomy teacher of last year put this up(it was one of his students actually) and i copied it down:


Key:

W = Women
T = Time
M = Money
E = Evil


Problem:

W = T x M
T = M
W = M(squared)
M = (square root of E) which means M(squared) = E
W = E!!!!

Old joke.

Why did Adam eat the fruit?






because he had rather face Gods wrath than have Eve on his case about not eating her cooking... :D

Yeah I'm not touching any chick joke threads with a 10-foot pole.

Yeah I'm so glad Women's Day was last week...=P

(I like the cooking joke tho, hehe)

Dont need your fundamental proof, I have all the proof thats needed. Women are very Evil! :zerb:

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Originally Posted by ECLARK

Dont need your fundamental proof, I have all the proof thats needed. Women are very Evil! :zerb:

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AMEN!:8: :8:

now lets all just pray our wifes dont ever see this thred. hahaha.

ouch...that hurt. :sniff:

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Originally Posted by MATT FISHER REPTILES

now lets all just pray our wifes dont ever see this thred. hahaha.

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CHEERS

heck, my husband tells me to my face that i'm evil. so what? it's true, women ARE evil.

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Originally Posted by jeffnme

ouch...that hurt.

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Sometimes the truth hurts

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Originally Posted by MATT FISHER REPTILES

now lets all just pray our wifes dont ever see this thred. hahaha.

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my girlfriend doesn't even know this site exists so I'm completely safe :P

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Originally Posted by Phreak

Sometimes the truth hurts

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yea..i guess it does :(

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Originally Posted by jeffnme

yea..i guess it does :(

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Who knows, you might be one of those who aren't evil

but I doubt it :P

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Originally Posted by Phreak

Who knows, you might be one of those who aren't evil

but I doubt it :P

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lol! yea...i was just kidding. :P

i don't know if I would be called evil..... :evileye: :devilish:

You should than God that we have women!! If it wasn't for them, we would all be lonely!!

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Originally Posted by stangs13

You should than God that we have women!! If it wasn't for them, we would all be lonely!!

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uh no...if it wasn't for us...there would be no you. lol!

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Originally Posted by ECLARK

Dont need your fundamental proof, I have all the proof thats needed. Women are very Evil! :zerb:

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Thanks!!:D We work at it!!:P

Ya...

Im totally evil.


:groinkick

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Originally Posted by stangs13

You should than God that we have women!! If it wasn't for them, we would all be lonely!!

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And the whole population would die off, because man + man DOES NOT = baby. :D

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Originally Posted by jeffnme

uh no...if it wasn't for us...there would be no you. lol!

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Yes your right!! There would be an adam though. :evileye:

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Originally Posted by JasonGranger

And the whole population would die off, because man + man DOES NOT = baby. :D

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We figured that out!! :8:

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Originally Posted by JasonGranger

And the whole population would die off, because man + man DOES NOT = baby. :D

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But in some circles man + man = Bishi (Yes, I was once an anime-obsessed teenage girl)

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Originally Posted by JasonGranger

And the whole population would die off, because man + man DOES NOT = baby. :D

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Neither does woman +woman, but no harm in tryin':P

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Originally Posted by stangs13

You should than God that we have women!! If it wasn't for them, we would all be lonely!!

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Justin are you a young MAN or a NATE?:8:

Heh, I am sick and tired of sexist propaganda.. sad.

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Originally Posted by Ginevive

Heh, I am sick and tired of sexist propaganda.. sad.

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For what its worth everything i have said in this thread and the others are just jokes.I do not disrespect women by any means in person nor on forums.If someone takes this as a disrespect i am sorry. I just love joking around :D

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Originally Posted by joepythons

Justin are you a young MAN or a NATE?:8:

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i am a he-man-woman-lover.:nerd:

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Originally Posted by joepythons

For what its worth everything i have said in this thread and the others are just jokes.I do not disrespect women by any means in person nor on forums.If someone takes this as a disrespect i am sorry. I just love joking around :D

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was you wife behind you when you posted this. hahahah

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Originally Posted by joepythons

For what its worth everything i have said in this thread and the others are just jokes.I do not disrespect women by any means in person nor on forums.If someone takes this as a disrespect i am sorry. I just love joking around :D

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Coolio :)

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Originally Posted by joepythons

For what its worth everything i have said in this thread and the others are just jokes.I do not disrespect women by any means in person nor on forums.If someone takes this as a disrespect i am sorry. I just love joking around :D

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we believe you ;) :rockon:

The equation is sound, The Results Vary.

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Originally Posted by Vomitore

Yeah I'm not touching any chick joke threads with a 10-foot pole.

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Good thinking. I posted a joke about women a few months ago and got sent to hell and back by the women here.

the only acceptable man vs woman thread ever on this site was the one with the food fight (and no i can't remember the thread title) that was awesome!!!!:sabduel: (random smilie thrown in for eyecatching effect)