pet store humor

Ok I had to go to the pet store today to get a UTH and I was looking at which one I wanted and then one of the clerks (a guy in his teens) came up to me and asked me politely if I needed any help and I said no and so he asked me what I was getting a UTH for and I responded...not thinking AT ALL..."I've got balls". His face was in priceless! He said "You've got what?!?!" and again I repeated "I've got balls." he was like "no...what are you getting that UTH for????" I realized then that how I phrased that wasn't good so I looked at him and busted out laughing and told him "no...BALL PYTHONS!" he was like "oooooo...ball pythons!!!" I was crying from laughing so hard! :8:

lol balls....

That is friggin priceless :)

Thanks for the morning laugh.

You will be the early am talk at his school on Tues morning as he tells his friends that one :)

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Originally Posted by jotay

That is friggin priceless :)

Thanks for the morning laugh.

You will be the early am talk at his school on Tues morning as he tells his friends that one :)

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hey anytime!

I bet it will be! I think he may need a little counceling ;) lol.

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Originally Posted by jotay

That is friggin priceless :)

Thanks for the morning laugh.

You will be the early am talk at his school on Tues morning as he tells his friends that one :)

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hey anytime!

I bet it will be! I think he may need a little counseling ;) lol.

nice.

uth ....10 bucks

help from the clerk ......free

the look on his face when you told him you had balls. .....Priceless

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Originally Posted by jeffnme

Ok I had to go to the pet store today to get a UTH and I was looking at which one I wanted and then one of the clerks (a guy in his teens) came up to me and asked me politely if I needed any help and I said no and so he asked me what I was getting a UTH for and I responded...not thinking AT ALL..."I've got balls". His face was in priceless! He said "You've got what?!?!" and again I repeated "I've got balls." he was like "no...what are you getting that UTH for????" I realized then that how I phrased that wasn't good so I looked at him and busted out laughing and told him "no...BALL PYTHONS!" he was like "oooooo...ball pythons!!!" I was crying from laughing so hard! :8:

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Its sad he misunderstood you :( :rolleyes: :rofl: :rofl:

especially since she's a woman!!! :rofl:

Thats funny, I can totally picture you saying that!! Hmmm...Wonder what he thought you meant though??:rolleyes:

haha...what?!?!


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yea...i tend to think that when I refer to Balls...everybody knows pythons :D


Guess not :colbert:

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Originally Posted by daaangconcepts

Thats funny, I can totally picture you saying that!! Hmmm...Wonder what he thought you meant though??:rolleyes:

haha...what?!?!


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Originally Posted by daaangconcepts

Thats funny, I can totally picture you saying that!! Hmmm...Wonder what he thought you meant though??:rolleyes:

haha...what?!?!


:8:

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We can not even mention the words he should have been thinking about here :8: :8: :8:

the more complete answer was:

I have cold balls

:carrot:

but i mean c'mon people, who on this site doesn't have at least one or two balls, some can be good sized too but all need need to be kept nice and warm! haha :O :8:


~mike