Caption Contest - What is the lion saying?

So I drew this image a while back, and I still am fond of it. Every time I look at it, I wonder what this guy is saying... so... I'd like to hold a contest.

What do you think the lion is saying?

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k1...lionsketch.jpg

Make up some dialogue that you think goes with the image. (It does not have to have anything to do with lions or the fact that he looks like he's on the thin side, hahaha.) Deadline: March 16, 2007

There will be at least one winner, depending on how many people participate. Each participant will receive a loose sketch of an image of their choice. I will edit the image with a dialogue bubble containing my favorite phrases and post them up for everyones' (or just my) amusement. The top winner(s) will receive a more in-depth drawing of an image of their choice. (In most cases you must provide me with an original image to draw from.) All prizes will be posted in this forum as they are finished.

Awww Man........You could have at least warned me!

"got any A1?"





vaughn

"I'm NOT a girl, my mane just hasn't come in yet"

Outta my face!!:mad:

Henry, after chasing off some Europeans on safari, proceeded to eat their meal of exquisite food. The flavors were delicate and delicious--and from that day afterward, Henry could just not bring himself to eat the "peasant food" of the Savannah.

"Ugh!! You want me to eat -what-? Unless it's foie-gras, you can forget it!"

Very nice drawing! ;)

As for a caption:
"Hey you! Yeah you, the little fat kid with ice cream! Call me 'Simba' one more time and you're life won't be Hakuna Matata!"

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

"I'm NOT a girl, my mane just hasn't come in yet"

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Funny!:carrot:

Mine is...

Is that a snake? you actualy keep snakes?

"So, your telling me that you just EXPECT me to get along with her? That hurts my feelings....This is MY Pride... I'm the Alpha... You know, there are plenty of other Males that would love to have your job"..... ?????


If you looking to just title it????........... And why would I be OK with that???

I don't know lol!!!!


Oh wait... "If that kid hits me in the nose with popcorn, one more time,....."

"This wind on the Sahara is wicked today!"

btw...bangin' sketch :bow:

"Like gah! Who wears white loafers after Labor day? ... Someone needs Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!"

Thanks for your entries everyone... The deadline is still March 16th.

If you suggested dialogue, please PM me with an image you would like to have a sketch of in return for your participation. :)

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Originally Posted by Rapture

PM me with an image you would like to have a sketch of

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Since I will win..please get crackin' on my sketch of Rapture :cool:

"Impala again?!?! Don't even come near me that! I'm sick of it!!"

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Originally Posted by cueball

Since I will win..please get crackin' on my sketch of Rapture :cool:

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BAM!:rockon:

"What!? It's a knockoff? But they said it was REAL Louis Vuitton!"

"I said no salt on the margaritas"

"Why do i always sit down wind"

~mike

"NO! It's caaarrrrne. Caaaarne esada steak. Wait! Are we talking about eating those people?":D

"Damn! These zebra don't get any slower"

I don't know about a lion, but that's the facial expression my cat made last time at the vet while having her temperature taken. :P ;)

"Oh what are you looking at? I said excuse me!"

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Originally Posted by JBallPython

"NO! It's caaarrrrne. Caaaarne esada steak. Wait! Are we talking about eating those people?":D

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thats cheating thats not original, but funny nun-the less! hahaha

~mike

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Originally Posted by elevatethis

I don't know about a lion, but that's the facial expression my cat made last time at the vet while having her temperature taken. :P ;)

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So riffing on this...

"You wanna put that WHERE?!?!!?"

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Originally Posted by wildlifewarrior

thats cheating thats not original, but funny nun-the less! hahaha

~mike

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You caught me!:D Funny nonetheless. I still don't get why lions would know spanish. LMAO.

"And I thought it was horrible for me not to have a mane. Just look at that bald man. I don't know how he can go on without ANY hair."

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Originally Posted by KLG

So riffing on this...

"You wanna put that WHERE?!?!!?"

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LOL...seriously its a great drawing....but with the ears folded back in submission and the neck straight up, it reminded me too much of my cat at the vet ;)

Thanks. :)

Everyone that wants a sketch... PM me!

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Originally Posted by Sausage

"Hey you! Yeah you, the little fat kid with ice cream! Call me 'Simba' one more time and you're life won't be Hakuna Matata!"

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LOL.. thats funny!

"No I have not gained weight! How DARE you!"

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Originally Posted by JBallPython

You caught me!:D Funny nonetheless. I still don't get why lions would know spanish. LMAO.

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In case their having Mexican for dinner.. LOL :bolt: :bolt: :rofl:

It like the old joke "two cannibles eating a clown one says to the other does this taste funny to you??" :rofl:

how about ...."yeah big male lion prancing all about like you think you all that...come near me ill bite your :cens0r::cens0r::cens0r::cens0r::cens0r::cens0r::cens0r:"

" And where were you all night?! Hunting with the girls...? You reek of hyena and you expect me to believe that? I thought I was the only king of your jungle?"

"Does my neck look fat when I do this?"

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Originally Posted by Sausage

Very nice drawing! ;)

As for a caption:
"Hey you! Yeah you, the little fat kid with ice cream! Call me 'Simba' one more time and you're life won't be Hakuna Matata!"

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hahahahahahahha

Lion :eek: Thought it was a dog! :P :omfg: :rofl:

Mmm Mmm.. that rabbit sure does look good, but I did promise my wife I would give up fast food! :(

"Hi my name is Claude Bals, wanna find out why?" :D