Does tax return = more snakes?

How many people here plan on buying snakes with there tax returns and what do you plan on buying?

not a bad idea...i just may do that.

Tax "return"? ... You mean they actually send people money back? :rofl:

-adam

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Tax "return"? ... You mean they actually send people money back? :rofl:

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LOL......I have a feeling the bank is going to go broke after our taxes this year....make just enough money to be in a higher tax bracket....sitting on the borderline sucks.....

...tax return??.....I wish....LOL....if only animals counted as dependants ;)

I will be!

Not for me, at least not this year. We are finally moving, getting a new washer and dryer, and my kids are graduating from toddler beds to bunk beds (they are so excited too). Then the rest is being saved for hospital bills.

Can't really do much but save. We have a $30,000 debt right now because some jerk rear ended my husband going almost 50 MPH. We had just bought a new car and it was only 2 month old. Yeah it sucks, still dealing with attorney's and insurance companies, almost 2 1/2 years later. So long story short we have to pay off bills here and there until things get settled.

I am hoping to get a spider out of it. I promised my wife I would split it with her. Half for bills half for snakes...LOL. She is convinced I am a junkie. I have a pair of het for albino BP coming from Bob Clark in a week or so. YYYYYEEEEAAAA!!!

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Tax "return"? ... You mean they actually send people money back? :rofl:

-adam

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Yea they do for us poor folks,not millionares like yourself though :P :8:

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Originally Posted by joepythons

Yea they do for us poor folks,not millionares like yourself though :P :8:

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Well, I guess I can take comfort in the fact that when I'm writing that check to the Department of Treasury I'll be doing it on a beach in the Caribbean drinking a little umbrella drink and watching one of my staff wash and wax my Bentley? ;) :rofl:

-adam

No snakes, just cages...

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Tax "return"? ... You mean they actually send people money back? :rofl:

-adam

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I used to get money back..Ahh the good old days...Now as a consultant I just pay, pay, pay...

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Originally Posted by firehop

I am hoping to get a spider out of it. I promised my wife I would split it with her. Half for bills half for snakes...LOL. She is convinced I am a junkie. I have a pair of het for albino BP coming from Bob Clark in a week or so. YYYYYEEEEAAAA!!!

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Exactly what I had in mind... I'm already eyeing a beautiful little female spider from a reputable breeder! I can't release any more info... because I want her and no one else can have her lol! You promised to split half the tax return! I promised my girl a BUMBLE BEE! I think a lemon pastel and this GORGEOUS female spider I'm looking at will make some very delectible(sp) bees...

Ok I made my decision... this is what I am purchasing with my tax return.. From the great and wonderfull Adam Wysocki!

https://ball-pythons.net/gallery/fil...6/spi06-08.jpg

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Well, I guess I can take comfort in the fact that when I'm writing that check to the Department of Treasury I'll be doing it on a beach in the Caribbean drinking a little umbrella drink and watching one of my staff wash and wax my Bentley? ;) :rofl:

-adam

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Umbrella drink? :eek: I thought those were for the women:P .LMAO

My moms already said I can buy a baby rack from Herpenclosures.com. Hopefully I can also get a few more breeder females (locally) and possible a het of some sort from Adam.

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Originally Posted by joepythons

Umbrella drink? :eek: I thought those were for the women:P .LMAO

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I keep coronas under the chair and use the foo foo drinks as "bait" ;)

-adam

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Originally Posted by jglass38

I used to get money back..Ahh the good old days...Now as a consultant I just pay, pay, pay...

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Jamie you should not only pay pay pay but pay pay pay pay pay pay :P :D

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Well, I guess I can take comfort in the fact that when I'm writing that check to the Department of Treasury I'll be doing it on a beach in the Caribbean drinking a little umbrella drink and watching one of my staff wash and wax my Bentley? ;) :rofl:

-adam

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Will Robin Leach be there? :D "Adam's so rich he doesnt have a platinum grill. He has platinum, YES platinum BP's! Watch out Master P!"

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

I keep coronas under the chair and use the foo foo drinks as "bait" ;)

-adam

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O ok i was starting to wonder about you :P .

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Originally Posted by joepythons

O ok i was starting to wonder about you :P .

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Sorry to disappoint you Joe, not really my thing ... but there are lots of really great guys out there ... keep trying and good luck! ;) :P

-adam

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Originally Posted by Vomitore

Will Robin Leach be there?

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But of course! ;) :D

-adam

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Sorry to disappoint you Joe, not really my thing ... but there are lots of really great guys out there ... keep trying and good luck! ;) :P

-adam

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Aww your funny :P .:colbert:

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Originally Posted by joepythons

Aww your funny :P .:colbert:

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Ya know what they say ... if you can't hang with the big dogs stay on the porch! :P :rofl:

-adam

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Sorry to disappoint you Joe, not really my thing ... but there are lots of really great guys out there ... keep trying and good luck! ;) :P

-adam

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:8:

I just realized, I'd have to get a real job if I want tax returns....:mad:

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Ya know what they say ... if you can't hang with the big dogs stay on the porch! :P :rofl:

-adam

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LMAO :8:

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Originally Posted by Pork Chops N' Corn Bread

I just realized, I'd have to get a real job if I want tax returns....:mad:

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Yea and until you marry they will take take those taxes from ya :8:

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Originally Posted by joepythons

Yea and until you marry they will take take those taxes from ya :8:

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The government is gonna break me like they do their cheese!!:)

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Originally Posted by Pork Chops N' Corn Bread

I just realized, I'd have to get a real job if I want tax returns....:mad:

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HAHAHA! Money Money Money

Tax return for me this year = wedding dress.
:D

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Originally Posted by Ginevive

Tax return for me this year = wedding dress.
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Hmmm wedding dress or Het Pied pair... sure it's not a coin toss?

I'm just kidding... Congratz on your engagment

Somewhat off topic, and somewhat on topic - I don't know how many of you know about the FairTax, or anything about it, but I support HR25 - The FairTax Act of 2007 and hope that it will pass and be put into effect. Federal taxation was "supposed" to be temporary.

http://www.fairtax.org/

The beauty of it is, that EVERYONE will pay a retail tax - illegals, drug dealers, etc, everyone.

If you're more interested in it, Neil Boortz and John Linder co-authored a book about it The FairTax Book - Say Goodbye to the Income Tax and The IRS. Heck, I'll even send my copy out on loan to anyone interested!

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Sorry to disappoint you Joe, not really my thing ... but there are lots of really great guys out there ... keep trying and good luck! ;) :P

-adam

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It won't for me. We'll see how much I end up getting back. I may end up buying an incubator or some more caging or something else herp related.

I really prefer not to give the government a free loan, if I get money back it's through some nice deductions.

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Originally Posted by Schlyne

I really prefer not to give the government a free loan

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exsmackly!!!! :rockon:

-adam

Very interesting link, Robin. Sounds like a very good idea to me!

Back on topic.. my tax returns have been very small thus far, so I doubt I could get anything with it, but it could help fund my final snake purchase.. most likely a female cinnamon ball.

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

I'll be doing it on a beach in the Caribbean drinking a little umbrella drink

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That sure sounds delightful :clap:

I play to buy a hotel room for AW with mine :gj:

I'm hoping to get a YB male at the NARBC show in February. Or I could save it and use it to fund my trip to Daytona... Hmm... :cool:

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Originally Posted by SatanicIntention

I'm hoping to get a YB male at the NARBC show in February. Or I could save it and use it to fund my trip to Daytona... Hmm... :cool:

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Come out to Daytona and hang out with us and I'll give you a smokin deal on a YB male at the show! Daytona should never be missed and we need all the hotties we can muster for the 8ball dinner ... with Jamie there uglying up the place and all! ;) :sweeet:

-adam

I am hoping to pickup a few critters. But I promised my husband all bills will be paid ahead first. :D

This is going to be the first year that Uncle Sam isn't sending anything my way. If he does it won't be much.

I will be at Daytona...

I am looking forward to meeting a lot of people I have been chatting with over the years.

Wooohoo!! :rockon: :carrot:

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

I will be at Daytona...

I am looking forward to meeting a lot of people I have been chatting with over the years.

Wooohoo!! :rockon: :carrot:

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It's a blast! I've already requested my time off from work and made room reservations :rolleyes:

It will be fun to meet more people from the group, it was really nice last year getting to put faces to names (or screen names)!

I'll see you guy's there.:rockon:

Ah I wish I could go to Daytona.. I need my own car though first.. Perhaps in a couple of years. :(

I would LOVE to get a rainbow boa, but not sure if SO will let me. he wants computer and brewing stuff (he brews his own beer)
and I want a boa, but I got a feeling he will get his and I wont get mine *grumble*