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  • 12-22-2006, 02:09 AM
    joepythons
    I bet this guy never gets a date.
  • 12-22-2006, 02:18 AM
    Laooda
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Ummm, I knew a guy that could do that.... and it WAS NOT a "natural" talent.... if you get my drift!?!!? :eek:
  • 12-22-2006, 03:06 AM
    MARCUS ANTONIUS
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Laooda
    Ummm, I knew a guy that could do that.... and it WAS NOT a "natural" talent.... if you get my drift!?!!? :eek:

    Forgive me Laura, I'm lost... I don't get your drift at all... Can you spell that one out to me? Sorry but it's driving me crazy not knowing!
  • 12-22-2006, 12:34 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    oh my goodness... that my husband! where'd you find a photo of him? he does that while i dance the dance of the seven veils https://ball-pythons.net/gallery/fil...bellydance.gif
  • 12-22-2006, 01:20 PM
    Ginevive
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    lol; how is that possible?
    Yay Aleesha! I myself though, prefer the dance of the six veils; that seventh one is a bugger!
  • 12-22-2006, 01:50 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    you hold it in your teeth!
  • 12-22-2006, 02:10 PM
    Ginevive
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by recycling goddess
    you hold it in your teeth!

    Ah.. ok! But I need one free hand to hold my teeth in..
  • 12-22-2006, 02:12 PM
    djslurp1200
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Apparently he's not worried about selmonella?:oops:
  • 12-22-2006, 02:15 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ginevive
    Ah.. ok! But I need one free hand to hold my teeth in..


    well duh! girl... you hold your teeth between your knees! or you can duct tape them to your elbow!
  • 12-22-2006, 02:26 PM
    Ginevive
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by recycling goddess
    well duh! girl... you hold your teeth between your knees! or you can duct tape them to your elbow!

    :hijackd: :giggle:
    lol :rockon:
  • 12-22-2006, 02:47 PM
    joepythons
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by recycling goddess
    well duh! girl... you hold your teeth between your knees! or you can duct tape them to your elbow!

    O lordy i see a locked thread in the near future :8: :8: :8:
  • 12-22-2006, 07:51 PM
    Shadowspider
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by recycling goddess
    oh my goodness... that my husband! where'd you find a photo of him? he does that while i dance the dance of the seven veils https://ball-pythons.net/gallery/fil...bellydance.gif

    I took that picture last week...with your camera of course...don't you remember?
    Oh, wait, you were busy with that last veil, that's right, you had your back turned at the time to sneeze. :P

    Back on topic:
    I don't know if I could date someone with such...erm, talents. I'd be worried about phlem during flu season and, well, let's just say I wouldn't kiss him. :eek:
  • 12-22-2006, 10:06 PM
    joepythons
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Shadowspider
    I took that picture last week...with your camera of course...don't you remember?
    Oh, wait, you were busy with that last veil, that's right, you had your back turned at the time to sneeze. :P

    Back on topic:
    I don't know if I could date someone with such...erm, talents. I'd be worried about phlem during flu season and, well, let's just say I wouldn't kiss him. :eek:

    Ummmm i am not going to ask how you were able to take a pic of ISHY while her back was turned:eek: .Are you by chance her HUSBAND? If so i feel for ya :8: :8: :8: .Now back to the comments about the guy in that pic.I picture one snake poo while its inside of his nasal passage and thats all she wrote :rofl: :rofl:
  • 12-23-2006, 12:53 AM
    dr del
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by joepythons
    I picture one snake poo while its inside of his nasal passage and thats all she wrote :rofl: :rofl:

    Rotfwl


    dr del
  • 12-23-2006, 12:55 AM
    joepythons
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dr del
    Rotfwl


    dr del

    I thought i would get more responses to that lol.
  • 12-23-2006, 01:00 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by joepythons
    Ummmm i am not going to ask how you were able to take a pic of ISHY while her back was turned:eek: .Are you by chance her HUSBAND? If so i feel for ya :8: :8: :8: .Now back to the comments about the guy in that pic.I picture one snake poo while its inside of his nasal passage and thats all she wrote :rofl: :rofl:


    joe we need to teach you to read. she took the pic of my hubby while i was doing the dance... she was over... learning the dance herself so she could "duke" it out at home :8:

    (denise and duke are married) :P
  • 12-23-2006, 01:13 PM
    joepythons
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by recycling goddess
    joe we need to teach you to read. she took the pic of my hubby while i was doing the dance... she was over... learning the dance herself so she could "duke" it out at home :8:

    (denise and duke are married) :P

    Ooops i never saw that part lol.I still feel for your husband though :P :8: :8:
  • 12-23-2006, 01:22 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by joepythons
    I still feel for your husband though

    ya and he would like you to stop! :colbert:
  • 12-23-2006, 01:24 PM
    joepythons
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by recycling goddess
    ya and he would like you to stop! :colbert:

    I am just joking! I did not mean to make someone upset.I guess i will refrain from joking around then.
  • 12-23-2006, 01:54 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    ah you edited your post so i better respond here joe.

    obviously, i was joking as well :8: the emphasis was on you "feeling" for my husband (on the other side of the bed) :rofl:

    (man everyone is so edgy right now... *sends cookies to all the members here*)
  • 12-23-2006, 04:53 PM
    joepythons
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by recycling goddess
    ah you edited your post so i better respond here joe.

    obviously, i was joking as well :8: the emphasis was on you "feeling" for my husband (on the other side of the bed) :rofl:

    (man everyone is so edgy right now... *sends cookies to all the members here*)

    Aleesha,i apologize to you and yours for misunderstanding your comments.To tell you the truth i am still on defense mode because of some stupid comments made by certain people on a few sites i frequant(spelling).I will not go into detail in respect to the group here.
  • 12-23-2006, 08:13 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    i think it's spiked eggnog time!!!!

    i prefer a nice caesar so i'm going to have one right now... do some last minute quiche' and deviled egg making... and see if i can pretent to be somebody :rofl:
  • 12-23-2006, 08:21 PM
    Sausage
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by recycling goddess
    (man everyone is so edgy right now... *sends cookies to all the members here*)

    *checks cookie for poison* :chew:
  • 12-23-2006, 08:42 PM
    dr del
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    :lurk: :hungry: :w00t: :chew: :fart: :lurk:
  • 12-23-2006, 09:56 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: I bet this guy never gets a date.
    ah sausage you don't know me very well if you think i would ever do anything horrible like that to a cookie! cookie's are the world's most perfect food... the best way to deal with conflict... the best way to make a boo-boo better. as a matter of fact... there isn't anything a cookie can't do!!!

    i loooooooooooooove cookies!!! :chew:

    *no cookies would ever be harmed in the making of this post*
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