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  • 12-09-2006, 10:50 PM
    SPJ
    Bald Python Stolen
    Just how many incorrect statements can be in one article? http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...es/shrug01.gif

    http://www.bakercountypress.com/ind...&id=130&Itemid=

    ‘Show me the python’
    Written by Jim McGauley
    Thursday, 07 December 2006
    Anybody seen a 33-inch long bald python?
    It’s whereabouts are a bit of a mystery since the 20-year-old Glen St. Mary man who admits to stealing it doesn’t remember what he did with the reptile.
    Christopher Woolf, in an inteview November 30 with Lt. Chuck Brannan and Investigator Steve Harvey, said he was drunk and high on prescription medication when he took the snake from Gregory Griffis’ residence on South 4th St. in Macclenny. The theft occurred the previous day.
    Mr. Griffis, who is confined to a wheelchair, told police the accused came to his house about 7:20 and, after asking to hold the snake, intentionally knocked out a light and plunged the room into darkness. Mr. Woolf complied with the owner’s request to turn a light back on, and realized when Mr. Woolf left soon after that he had taken the snake.
    The accused, who lives at 7881 Narrow Trail in Glen St. Mary, got in touch with Mr. Griffis the following day and admitted taking the python valued at $350, and offered to pay for it because he could not locate it. Mr. Woolf’s girlfriend Lindsey Chase also telephoned the owner to promise Mr. Woolf would sell his ATV to raise the cash.
    Bald pythons are generally considered good pets and don’t pose a danger to humans, unlike some of their close relatives like Burmese pythons that grow to 30-feet in length. The bald species with its distinct markings rarely gets over eight feet, according to Brian Higginbotham of Callahan, an amateur snake expert who has several for pets.
    “They (larger ones) can be dangerous to smaller animals including cats and small dogs,” he said. Whether they seize prey depends largely on their quirky appetites since they can go months without eating, he explained. A snake the size of the missing one normally feeds on mice.
    Bald pythons are easily recognizable with a black and brown pattern of striping with white stomachs.
    As of Tuesday of this week, Investigator Harvey said the python is still at large.
  • 12-09-2006, 10:57 PM
    rabernet
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    Well, technically, I guess they ARE bald! :rofl:
  • 12-09-2006, 10:58 PM
    joepythons
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SPJ
    Just how many incorrect statements can be in one article? http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...es/shrug01.gif

    http://www.bakercountypress.com/ind...&id=130&Itemid=

    ‘Show me the python’
    Written by Jim McGauley
    Thursday, 07 December 2006
    Anybody seen a 33-inch long bald python?
    It’s whereabouts are a bit of a mystery since the 20-year-old Glen St. Mary man who admits to stealing it doesn’t remember what he did with the reptile.
    Christopher Woolf, in an inteview November 30 with Lt. Chuck Brannan and Investigator Steve Harvey, said he was drunk and high on prescription medication when he took the snake from Gregory Griffis’ residence on South 4th St. in Macclenny. The theft occurred the previous day.
    Mr. Griffis, who is confined to a wheelchair, told police the accused came to his house about 7:20 and, after asking to hold the snake, intentionally knocked out a light and plunged the room into darkness. Mr. Woolf complied with the owner’s request to turn a light back on, and realized when Mr. Woolf left soon after that he had taken the snake.
    The accused, who lives at 7881 Narrow Trail in Glen St. Mary, got in touch with Mr. Griffis the following day and admitted taking the python valued at $350, and offered to pay for it because he could not locate it. Mr. Woolf’s girlfriend Lindsey Chase also telephoned the owner to promise Mr. Woolf would sell his ATV to raise the cash.
    Bald pythons are generally considered good pets and don’t pose a danger to humans, unlike some of their close relatives like Burmese pythons that grow to 30-feet in length. The bald species with its distinct markings rarely gets over eight feet, according to Brian Higginbotham of Callahan, an amateur snake expert who has several for pets.
    “They (larger ones) can be dangerous to smaller animals including cats and small dogs,” he said. Whether they seize prey depends largely on their quirky appetites since they can go months without eating, he explained. A snake the size of the missing one normally feeds on mice.
    Bald pythons are easily recognizable with a black and brown pattern of striping with white stomachs.
    As of Tuesday of this week, Investigator Harvey said the python is still at large.

    Wow we need this guy here to edumacatemas about thems bald 8ft striped cat eaters :8: :8: .What a bunch of morons:P
  • 12-09-2006, 10:59 PM
    Nate
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    nice...very nice.
  • 12-09-2006, 10:59 PM
    joepythons
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by rabernet
    Well, technically, I guess they ARE bald! :rofl:

    Mines gotsa mohawk :partyon: :rofl:
  • 12-09-2006, 11:03 PM
    AzureN1ght
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    Ah, the elusive 8ft Bald Python...

    SPJ--that article is priceless. :8:

    --Kim
  • 12-09-2006, 11:19 PM
    ZEKESMOM
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    :eek: Zekes bald! Think he could be related to this elusive 8ft bald python:confused: Damn guy told me he wouldn't get over 4 ft and that he would be shag by the time he was 3! LOL Stupid idiots!
  • 12-09-2006, 11:34 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    i don't tell dexter he's bald... just folically challenged! (and men do have their measurements... um... off by a bit... so ya... it's 8 ft honey!)
  • 12-10-2006, 01:13 AM
    Blu Mongoose
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    And I was wondering why his hair wasn't coming in!!!:rolleye2:
  • 12-10-2006, 02:17 AM
    Sausage
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    I wonder why mine came with hair...
    http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...tzen/irawk.jpg
  • 12-10-2006, 02:52 AM
    rmune0750
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    :lmao: BALD!
  • 12-10-2006, 06:24 AM
    Rascal
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    nice! I was waiting for someone to photoshop a snake-doo in! Looks like you used kidPix though hahah =-P rawk on
  • 12-10-2006, 01:02 PM
    kplunk
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    I can't believe you guys. Here we are making the same mistake.

    The snake in the story is a Bald python hails from the south near the north pole. It is very well known that the Bald python reaches lengths of 8' and can easily take down a cat or dog although it prefers to eat humans.

    Some people... geez
  • 12-10-2006, 01:06 PM
    Sausage
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Rascal
    nice! I was waiting for someone to photoshop a snake-doo in! Looks like you used kidPix though hahah =-P rawk on

    MS Paint, actually. ;)
  • 12-10-2006, 01:09 PM
    tmlowe5704
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    I hope some of my females get to be 8 feet. That way it can give me litters of a 100 eggs:D
  • 12-10-2006, 03:15 PM
    bigballs
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    OMG! the bald python is still at large?!?!?!

    what are we to do? i hope it's not in my area....

    im scared...
  • 12-10-2006, 03:23 PM
    iceman25
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    Brilliant! :winner:
  • 12-10-2006, 07:28 PM
    Ginevive
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    lol; renewing my faith in humanity, that article is! (or isn't... sigh.)
  • 12-11-2006, 08:53 AM
    frankykeno
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    Omg that's where the cat went! Come quick and you can hide behind the couch with me. I'm scared of a follicly challenged, 8 foot plus, cat eatin monster snake too!!! http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...ndtheCouch.gif
  • 12-11-2006, 10:02 AM
    djslurp1200
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    make sure you keep your cats, dogs and kids inside! :O
  • 12-11-2006, 10:15 AM
    Het4Something
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    guess i should stop letting my snakes and my great dane have their weekly play dates....:sigh:
  • 12-11-2006, 11:09 AM
    Freakie_frog
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    Why do I feel like I lost 15 IQ points reading this? this guy needs to do his homework prior to opening his mouth in public.. LOL Mine has a Beard just so everyone knows.. LOL
  • 12-11-2006, 03:11 PM
    Deliciously Evil
    Re: Bald Python Stolen
    Mine has a bad comb-over - he just won't accept his baldness. It's sad really but I don't have the heart to tell him.
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