stupid thing you did

haha just post up a story of something stupid that you did

Last weekend, Mandy was having issues with her cell phone, so I gave her my cell phone for her "girls night out". she said she'd be home by 2 am.

3 am rolls around and i wake up, she's not home. I call my cell phone (because i loaned it to her for the evening) and she doesn't answer. Trying not to be too worried, i lay down and fall asleep on the couch.

she gets home a little later.

that day, i check my voice mail only to hear some stud saying "hey baby call me when you get this"

I was PISSED

I walk in the room and say "who the :cens0r: is this!!??" and proceed to play the message on speaker phone

she looks at me an laughs..."honey...it's you"

:oops:

apparently i like to leave voice mails in my sleep.

oh dear lol, at least she is a cool gal or else you mighta gotten in trouble :)

Let's see, stupid thing I did.....

moved to wisconsin... :) still digging out of this snow storm.

Well, from the note I found when I got up this morning. I woke up in the middle of the night and told "Brenda" to move over. Funny thing is "Amy" is my girlfriend and "Brenda" is my ex-wife. :O

The note was a very "affectionate" one.

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Originally Posted by Wild Bill

Well, from the note I found when I got up this morning. I woke up in the middle of the night and told "Brenda" to move over. Funny thing is "Amy" is my girlfriend and "Brenda" is my ex-wife. :O

The note was a very "affectionate" one.

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OOOHHHH! that's bad...it could be worse. you could have called her "brenda" during a more intimate time...you wouldn't get a note then. maybe a pretty red and sore face

Well at least you think you sound "studly" Nate. hehehehehehehe

haha

come on now everyone...lets hear those stupid moments. I know we've all hadem...now share!

i once spent too much time searching bp.net instead of studying for finals...

crap! back to studying!

jes He is suffering for vhat ve call zee Fut in Mouth Syndrome. LOL

Twenty years ago, I met a really nice, but very naive young woman (19yo). After some time trying to get a date I gave up -- She was convinced that her boyfriend (who was getting ready to go away to college) would stay in love with her.

So I moved on, and found a new lady to date.

Late one night a couple of weeks later, she calls and I (hearing a woman's voice on the other end of the phone) hand it to my current girlfriend thinking it was for her. OOPS!!!

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Originally Posted by tmlowe5704

i once spent too much time searching bp.net instead of studying for finals...

crap! back to studying!

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:oops: Heh...me, too :)

This past weekend I went out to a club with a few friends.

My ex b/f showed up so of course what do I do... I go out and find a hott guy and started dancing with him. While I'm doing that I keep looking around to see if he is around or looking... and who do my eyes fall upon.... the guy I've been really talking to for the past month. Needless to say my jaw about hit the floor when I saw him and our eyes met. He just walked away and OMG did I feel like a total idiot! Also he has yet to answer my phone call, my text message, or my email.

I really screwed up!

aw. that sucks. I've said my fair share of stupid things...one of the most embarrasing moments i can think of was when i was in the car, and we saw a playground, and saw that it was empty, i said that it was so sad that kids aren't out, and america is just getting fatter and fatter, not realizing that i was in the car with my boyfriend, and his not so light mother and sister. The car was silent for a while, i felt pretty bad.

...:fim:

Umm...I have one....

I went to Panara Bread for lunch one day and wanted to order some Panini sandwich...I guess my mind went blank and straight to the gutter when i got to the register to order because that isn't exactly what I called it. Everyone totally laughed at me and I felt way embarrased. :oops: :ohmygod:

I don't even think i can say the word that I actually said on bp.net with out getting in trouble or censored. Sooo...hmmm...Replace the A in PANINI with a U and the first I with A...get it??? LOL

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Originally Posted by daaangconcepts

Sooo...hmmm...Replace the A in PANINI with a U and the first I with A...get it??? LOL

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Thats Awesome...LOL

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Originally Posted by daaangconcepts

Umm...I have one....

I went to Panara Bread for lunch one day and wanted to order some Panini sandwich...I guess my mind went blank and straight to the gutter when i got to the register to order because that isn't exactly what I called it. Everyone totally laughed at me and I felt way embarrased. :oops: :ohmygod:

I don't even think i can say the word that I actually said on bp.net with out getting in trouble or censored. Sooo...hmmm...Replace the A in PANINI with a U and the first I with A...get it??? LOL

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Awesome!!!! That put a smile on my face. :rockon:

Stupidest thing I ever did? Urinated on an Electric Fence! And yes, it was on...lol

I can't believe I'm gonna share this.....but hey....we're all family, right??? :P My own kids, to this day, refuse to let me forget this happened...


We were at my brother's house and his wife had made a really nice big homemade pizza for dinner. She'd just pulled it out of the oven and the kids were clammoring for food. And I say, ......

...... "Let's let it cool for a few minutes, so that when we cut the cheese it won't ooze all over the place." ......

:oops: :oops: :oops: I swear, the kids literally fell on the floor laughing and did not stop the rest of the night. For days, they kept throwing that back at me...and even know, a good 2 years later, they still get a tremendous kick out of reminding me... :rolleyes:

"so that when we cut the cheese it won't ooze all over the place." ......

Priceless.......:8:

Alright here goes. About five years ago when my husband and I were dating we both worked at Mcy-D's. I was in back drive threw taking money and he was in front handing out. Of course we both had head sets on (when you push the button down to take an order you have to hit the botton twice or people can still hear you). After taking an order I forgot to hit the botton and my husband and I were "flirting" over the head set, and some one in the parking lot herd the whole thing. All of a sudden I hear a woman say, What! Soon after that we got new headsets that you have to hold the botton to talk. :oops:

hahaha these are some hilarious stories! keepem coming.

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:8:

Awesome!!!! That put a smile on my face. :rockon:

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Yeah... It was pretty funny, but soo totally embarrasing! I get teased about it too this day!

lol... I crashed a tractor into a snowplow.. in the middle of summer.. didn't know that you, uh, have to put it into neutral, and brakes don't work in gear.. LOL.
I almost ran Mark over with the stick-shift Ford we had.. sorry but my mind says that if I hit the brake, it shouldn't start, it should stop...

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Originally Posted by Amy05

aw. that sucks. I've said my fair share of stupid things...one of the most embarrasing moments i can think of was when i was in the car, and we saw a playground, and saw that it was empty, i said that it was so sad that kids aren't out, and america is just getting fatter and fatter, not realizing that i was in the car with my boyfriend, and his not so light mother and sister. The car was silent for a while, i felt pretty bad.

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Sometimes the truth will set you free, other times well...

You shouldn't worry about it. If they are not comfortable with their weight that is their problem. I know a bunch of over-weight people that are just fine with their weight -- they even joke about it themselves.

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I can't believe I'm gonna share this.....but hey....we're all family, right??? :P My own kids, to this day, refuse to let me forget this happened...


We were at my brother's house and his wife had made a really nice big homemade pizza for dinner. She'd just pulled it out of the oven and the kids were clammoring for food. And I say, ......

...... "Let's let it cool for a few minutes, so that when we cut the cheese it won't ooze all over the place." ......

:oops: :oops: :oops: I swear, the kids literally fell on the floor laughing and did not stop the rest of the night. For days, they kept throwing that back at me...and even know, a good 2 years later, they still get a tremendous kick out of reminding me... :rolleyes:

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ABSOLUTELY THE BEST. ROTFLMAO AT WORK!!!!:carrot:

Okay this one is awful, I still blush about it to this day and this is exactly how it happened...I wish I was embellishing the truth...gah!

I was the only female working in a small, privately owned fish hatchery. I was on duty alone, dressed in my ever so fetching rubber boots, grimey fish smelling clothes and my mass of hair in a messy ponytail (probably had fish scales in it too come to think of it). Oh and I'm barely over 5 feet tall. We had been out in the streams all day collecting wild rainbow trout (we hatched them and they live wild until they return to their release point years later). We had a ton of eggs but for some reason we were horribly short on milt (the male "product"). When my boss left he said sadly that we were likely going to lose those precious eggs because we coudn't get them fertilized quick enough.

Well I look outside the hatchery and there's two guys fishing off the nearby dock. I get this BRILLIANT idea!!! Off I trot, rubber boots on the fly down the dock. There I stand, big hopeful smile on my face (reeking slightly of eau deu trout) and ask these two total strangers the following question....

"If you guys get lucky today can I have the sperm?"

ARRRRRRGH!!!!!

They sort of froze, blinked and I suddenly realized that not everyone spends their day up to the elbows in fish egg and milt (sperm) and they might maybe not get that I wanted a chance to milk their catch and hope the fish were males staging outside the restricted breeding streams.

Needless to say a split second later I realized how it sounded, turned and raced as fast as my little booted feet could get me back into the hatchery, as red faced as I've ever been! My boss nearly peed himself laughing when I told him what I'd done.

P.S. We did get enough milt later that day and saved most of the eggs...but that's another potentially embarrassing fish hatchery story. It's no wonder my mother didn't want to tell her lady friends what her youngest daughter did for a living back then! LOL

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"If you guys get lucky today

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That is the best so far. I am going to get in trouble for laughing out loud in the office....

HAHAHAHAAAAAA great story Joanna

...and here's the rest of the story.....

Later that day, after my boss got done laughing at me...he suggested I phone another private hatchery elsewhere on Manitoulin Island to see if they could help with our excess and soon to die eggs.

So I call the other hatchery across the Island to see if I can "borrow a cup of milt". Well as luck would have it they had spare having netted more males than females that day so off I go. The clock is ticking...I've eggs going bad here folks! I grab a beer cooler, some ice and packing material, grab the keys to the truck and head out like a bat out of hell across the Island!

Get my baggies full of milt, tuck em all up nicely in the beer cooler and hit the road for home....yes I was speeding...for heaven's sakes I'm on a mission here to make some baby Rainbows! Then as I'm tooling along I suddenly look over. There I am breaking the speed limit with a darned beer cooler sitting right beside me! I'm a bored island cops dream stop!!!

"yes officer I know I was speeding...yes officer that is a beer cooler beside me....no officer I haven't been drinking nor do I have liquor readily accessible to the driver....well yes it is technically a beer cooler...but no it doesn't actually have beer in it...what's that milky white substance in those ziploc baggies....well officer you probably won't believe me when I tell you...."

All this went through my mind as I broke a few more speeding laws. Worth it though when we got a reasonable hatch out of those eggs. :)

Oh and if you ever get to Manitoulin Island in Canada and you should, amazing place to vacation and the fishing is to die for, go visit the Gore Bay Fish and Game Club Hatchery in Gore Bay on the Island. It's open to the public, free though there is a donation box. It has a great reputation for putting out some lovely Rainbow Trout and Chinook Salmon to help support the local sport fishing industry. It's run and staffed by volunteers (and a few paid employees when they can get some grant money) and they truly have a love for what they do! I am so proud of the few months I spent with them learning about fish reproduction/raising and knowing that the babies (and their offspring) I helped produce are still out there to this day.

http://continuouswave.com/north-chan...reBayFish.html