I think I'm gonna have to kiss my fedex driver tomorrow!

He is going to see one very happy girl tomorrow morning!

I have my ball girl coming to me, my new digital camera, and my flexwatt!


I'm bouncing off the walls now. I'm going to be acting like I've drinken 10 cups of coffee tomorrow morning! Oh boy!!! I can't wait!

YIPPY :carrot: :carrot: :carrot:


What a great day for you, well break out that new camera an take some pictures of that new snake for us!

You bet I will!!!

If you kiss him make sure you get a picture for us! ;)

I'll try ;)

he is hot, HOT, HOTT!

I've felt that way before until the Fedex dude is a 6' tall guy will X-small shorts on

LOL
The funny thing is.... I know my Fedex driver since well I use to work at the one by me last year.

I really bet you are excited!!! I'll be experiencing something similar to this when my female ball comes this week

That's gonna be one lucky fedex guy!! Wait...maybe it'll be a girl!! Even better!! haha..just joking Ali... I can't wait to see pics!

LOL if she they changed drivers in my area and it is a girl... well she is gonna be in for a huge surprise. LOL

I have been known to need restraint, to keep me from hugging UPS men.. lol!

Cheezy 70's Adult related movie music starts playing as the scene opens.
Fedex guy: HI! Did someone order a Python.
LIL : Oh thanks I been waiting all day for you. I really can't wait to see what it looks like up close.. [I]giggles{/I]
Fedex guy: Well wait no more your Snake is here.

No really Congrats Keep us posted

I think I am going to start hand delivering snakes from now on. ;) Why should the delivery guy get all the love? :8:

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Originally Posted by Freakie_frog

Cheezy 70's Adult related movie music starts playing as the scene opens.
Fedex guy: HI! Did someone order a Python.
LIL : Oh thanks I been waiting all day for you. I really can't wait to see what it looks like up close.. [I]giggles{/I]
Fedex guy: Well wait no more your Snake is here.

No really Congrats Keep us posted

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:8: AAAGGHHH!!! I can hear the music! LMAO!

"Bow-wow-Chicka.... BOW WOW" !!!!!!!

LMAO

Well no one got kissed today!

The Fedex guy who had my snake was a few minutes late so that zapped him out of a kiss from me.

Then... just now another Fedex drive came by with my camera and my flexwatt. One was a guy who was training a girl for the job. LOL So Susan you were sorta right! ;)

Well...Did you kiss either of them?? LOL

This thread may prompt me to swap careers!

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Originally Posted by daaangconcepts

Well...Did you kiss either of them?? LOL

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LOL no.

Its every FedEx guys dream. Delivering a little snake to a pretty girl.. LOL

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Originally Posted by Smulkin

This thread may prompt me to swap careers!

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I have to wonder how many of those drivers really do get kissed?
I know when I was working for Fedex, and I went out with drivers to help them out... we got all sorts of things from Christmas presents, free food, cards, invites to bull roast, xmas parties, and so on. It was great to get to know your customers since we saw a lot of the same people every day.

Headline

A Maryland woman was arrested today after FedEx reported two of their drivers hadn't checked in for the better part of the day. When Police showed up at the last address they were scheduled to service they found the FedEx scan pads and PDA's at the front door. The men were retured to police protection and aside for being able to udder nothing but "WOOOOWIEEEE" for the first 2 hours after their release were other wise unharmed.

LMAO

:lmao:

Too funny!

allison - glad you got your snakes... even if you didn't get any 'hug action' with the delivery :)

This Thread is worthless without pics.
:) :) :) :) :) :)

My best impression of recycling goddess' smile. LOL