Sad News

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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R.I.P. Mr Dough! You were an insperation for us biger kids everywere!:salute::8:

Steve,you crack me up :8: :8: :8:

LMAO
Tooooo funny!

hahaha. that reminds me of the day i actually decided to watch the news....what was the #1 story? Barbie and Ken broke up, and it had something ot do with that other barbie....i forget her name.
Last time i watched the news....lol

That is so funny....did you write that?

no he didn't i read that years ago... ;)

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Originally Posted by Amy1217

hahaha. that reminds me of the day i actually decided to watch the news....what was the #1 story? Barbie and Ken broke up, and it had something ot do with that other barbie....i forget her name.
Last time i watched the news....lol

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They actually broke up because being single gives Barbie more chances to do things A.K.A...a way for the company to make even more money off of parents like myself.

I think they said they wanted to introduce more male dolls for Barbie etc. And if she was "in a relationship" that would just get people all fired up.
I remember my Grandmother came home when I was young and had got a pregnant barbie like doll. The ended upo re-calling the doll because she wasnt wearing a wedding ring and it ticked people off....sad :(

/deletes spam mail :(

haha. yeah that is sad. i thought it had to do with the other barbie, oh well, im probably wrong, i think it was just a joke that my dad cracked about them breaking up. lol.