Snake goes into a bar

A snake slithers into a bar.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you."
The snake replied "What? Why the hell not?".
"Because," said the bartender, "you can't hold your booze."


Just thought you guys might like this!

:8: Funny joke

*giggle* =)

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a
sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same
speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse
is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as
you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly
dangerous situation?

LOL...get off the merry-go-round!!!



A priest, a minister, a rabbi, a nun, a doctor, a lawyer, a plumber, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe & a horse all walk into a bar.

Bartender looks up & says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!?!?"

K~

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LOL...get off the merry-go-round!!!

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Darn!!!

imagine you're walking down a narrow alley when suddenly a large group of men carrying machineguns step out in front of you. You whirl around and see a similairly be-weaponed group close in behind you.

They raise their guns as one and point them at you. One of them tells you to pray to whomever you pray to....they open fire...what do you do to get out of this hazardous and most probably lethal situation?

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Originally Posted by alexrls

imagine you're walking down a narrow alley when suddenly a large group of men carrying machineguns step out in front of you. You whirl around and see a similairly be-weaponed group close in behind you.

They raise their guns as one and point them at you. One of them tells you to pray to whomever you pray to....they open fire...what do you do to get out of this hazardous and most probably lethal situation?

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Bend over and kiss your butt good bye?

Aligator walkes in to a bar and say gimme a Gator-aid on the rocks

Daniel walks into a bar and asks for Turkey and Diet Coke.....

....not really a joke....but the thought puts a smile on my face :D ....and don't knock the drink unless you try it ;)...gobble gobble...

The only problem with a topless bar is when it rains all the drinks get watered down.

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Originally Posted by alexrls

imagine you're walking down a narrow alley when suddenly a large group of men carrying machineguns step out in front of you. You whirl around and see a similairly be-weaponed group close in behind you.

They raise their guns as one and point them at you. One of them tells you to pray to whomever you pray to....they open fire...what do you do to get out of this hazardous and most probably lethal situation?

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Originally Posted by stangs13

Bend over and kiss your butt good bye?

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good try....
any other takers?

hit your knees and let them shoot each other then thank God for small favors

good try freakie frog....the answer is...........


stop imagining.duh!