Worst date EVER stories...

I always enjoy hearing other peoples follies on the wonderful world of dating :D

So I will start...

I was around 19ish and dated the sister of a pal. This pal is a cool guy so surely his sister would be aswell. I meet this girl at one of our soccer games and we hit it off. By hit it off I mean she was a hottie and responded when I spoke to her :rolleyes: I stumbled through asking her out on a date and she agreed. I get the super smooth idea that since girls love fast cars I will impress her by picking her up in my race car. Great idea right?? :) I follow the directions to her place no problem until the last TWO FREAKIN miles which is unpaved gravel and random potholes. Good thing I spent so much time making the car look perfect. I show up 10 minutes late after creeping along at a snails pace over the last couple of miles. She looks dashing, my mind is now back on track. We make it to the venue with some lively conversation about nothing. On par with the evening we bump into a recent ex g/f and her gal pal(that is the WORST). Everything is fine with minor chit chat until gal pal blurts out how she thinks I have taken a few steps back from my previous g/f. Excellent, not awkward at all :O We where at an outdoor concert and I had packed a lovely picnic dinner. While walking around, with the lovely picnic on the blanket, fire ants decided my dinner was fantastic. Opening up the dinner and trying to hold a conversation I ended up my fire ants all over my hand and was bit a bazillion times at least. Off to the concession stand for some boring food. Music was good. Drip drip...awww....perfect rain :rolleyes: We hop back in the race car and sit in the parking lot waiting for people to figure out how to exit...tick tock. Sliding around on the last two miles of the trip back to her parents place, my car is a mess. It's super hot still although around 11pm in the evening. The home has no a/c. Play it cool Cue and you might still make a night of this. We sit in her room listening to vinyl records, this is 1998 mind you. I am super parched and in no shape to try and move in for a dry mouth kiss. I excuse myself to the bathroom for a sneak of water. Not to foil my plan. Turn the faucet and sulfur ridden water hits my lips. Wow...no more dry lips but my mouth now smells like rotten egg. I slink back into her room wondering how much I would pay for a stick of gum or something right about now. $100 minimum. I get back to her room to find her passed out on the floor with her cat's butt against the side of her face/mouth. Kissing her was not so important to me and I just left. Out in the middle of the woods with NO lights outside. Good thing I parked so far away and am terrified of the dark woods by myself. I make it to the car just before the wild beast from the woods was surely going to get me :oops: Stuck in the mud...how fitting. I sit there for half an hour wondering my best plan. I finally get the courage to get out and gather some rocks to put under the tires in order to get some traction and get going on my merry way. Yes! my trick worked and flying rocks knocked my passenger mirror clean off. I finally get home, take a shower and fall asleep. Never even heard from the girl again and my pal never said one single word to me about her. The WORST date EVER!!

Let's hear em!!

During the first few weeks that I was dating my wife, I went to back out of her driveway after dropping her off at home.....and backed right into her great grandmothers' car....hit it so hard that it was knocked into neutral and was sent cruising down the driveway and into the neighbor's yard.....lucky for me her entire family was outside to witness the event ;)

just thought I would throw in this bit too..... her father was the principal of my high school.....and he suspended me once for 'bad behavior' :) LOL

Similar experience involving a car....

First date with a girl back in high school. I had recently done some work to my first car, which included some suspension mods. I was ridin' low, stereo bumpin, life is good, I go to pick her up. She lived off of a small country road with her house set back into their property...long gravel driveway too, but luckily she's waiting at the front of it! Reason why she was waiting at the front of it: Her parents don't allow her to drive with boys so she kinda snuck out. Ok, well, hopefully her dad doesn't own a gun. We go see a movie, hang out with some friends, all's well. Now I take her home- it's raining by now. Its been a good date, I don't want to drop her off at the front of her mile-long driveway, so I look at the gravel, figure its alright, and proceed down her drive way. Everything is good until the very last 50 ft. My car starts scraping the ground...my wheels start spinning...I'm completely bottomed out and not going anywhere. By now, her dad is on the porch looking pissed. No gun though, luckily. She goes inside and he asks me what exactly I'm doing. He ends up towing my car with his truck all the way to the end of the driveway. Along the way, I lost the entire piece of plastic covering the bottom of the engine, and the entire passenger side wheel well lining. She never called me back either.

Not as good as yours cue, but your story really brought me back....

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Originally Posted by elevatethis

I was ridin' low, stereo bumpin, life is good. but your story really brought me back....

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Man Brad...that was awesome!! I'm struggling to keep silent over here :rofl:

...how come each of our stories envolved cars....lol...

I was trying to think of other bad dates.....and yes, all the problems always involved cars :devilish:

I really wouldnt say this was a date, but sorta was, but not. Make sense huh? I was seeing this chick, and I was over her house, and she took it upon herself to take 6 shots of Vodka on an empty stomach. Lil problem though ... She wasn't using shot glasses. She was using regular drinking glasses. So basically each "shot" she took equalled to 4 shots. So basically its like she took 24 shots. Another problem occured. Her house is up in these hills with roads that have no names. So when ever I'd go to her house, I'd park at this lil league field and she'd pick me up, and take her to her house. Well she was so (censored) faced she couldn't drive me to my car. On top of that she wanted to uh, well you get the picture ;). I being the gentleman said "No". Well, for anyone who has dealt with a drunk "frisky" woman will know, "No" can be fighting words haha. So at about 6 a.m. after trying to kick me out of her house 'cause I wouldnt sleep with her, and her calling me many explicit names because I'm a jerk for not wanting to sleep with her, she finally sobered up and drove me to my car.

hahaha... I don't think I've ever really had a "bad date" but I don't have a very good memory either so who knows!

never had a "really bad" one.

My worst date ever... hmmm. I'd have to say the date was ok, but the after was the worst. I had taken some computer classes in college, and most of those guys were like COOL I THINK THAT'S A GIRL!! :O Ack. Anyway, one guy asked me out. I wasn't much interested, but thought hey why not? He'd said it was as friends. Well we went to a movie (I think it was Candyman - Wes Craven). That was pretty much it, not painful, but not something I planned on repeating. Well for the next several months he proceeded to call me and leave cat calls on my answering maching, and even told me what I was doing through my window. :O I was on the 7th floor!! His room was in another dorm on the 1st floor. :omfg: You're kidding right? *shudder* That should teach me to just say no next time. :colbert: Oh wait, I'm married. Nevermind. ;)

My father is a southern baptist preacher.... My home town had an excesive PDA rule that caused a fine of 50.00 in adults and for minors it was a trip to your house with the cop that caught you. So our paster of the church I went to was a part time cop and chaplin for the PD. Me and my date were steaming up the windows in the park one night when the tap came on the window. I rolled down the window and guess who a cop but more importantly my preacher. Then time for the trips to my mom and dads and then... yep hers..

I never went out with her again... LOL

I was in 5th grade...I think this still counts.

anyways,
I liked this boy for a long time. My uncle lived above them in a duplex and we were in the same class. His older sister used to invite me over and we would listen to music and dance in her bedroom (remember this was in like 95-96).
I totally thought this kid was the cats meow.

I asked him to go see BlackSheep starring David Spade and Chris Farley. My mom and her boyfriend took us. But first we needed to make a little "stop" at the grocery store. Long story short my moms bf brought in 2 40's (40 oz of beer) and got drunk. feel asleep and snored so loud people moved away from where we were sitting. not to mention he ended up kicking over the empty bottles and they rolled all the way dowm to the first asile hitting peoples feet as they made their way down. I was in terror. We were still somewhat friends for the rest of that year but I knew he thought my family was insane.

thank heavens my mom dumped that guy and is now remarried to a guy who hardly ever has a beer!

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Originally Posted by 4Khan

I totally thought this kid was the cats meow.
I asked him to go see BlackSheep. got drunk. feel asleep

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Hahahaha..the best!!

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

I had taken some computer classes in college, and most of those guys were like COOL I THINK THAT'S A GIRL!! :O

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Lol...you know you adored sword fighting computer dorks chasing you around :sabduel:

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Originally Posted by 4Khan

I was in 5th grade...I think this still counts.

anyways,
I liked this boy for a long time. My uncle lived above them in a duplex and we were in the same class. His older sister used to invite me over and we would listen to music and dance in her bedroom (remember this was in like 95-96).

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LOL....this makes me feel old! When I was in 5th grade, it was the 70's!

I dunno if my "worst date" counts as a date, because we didn't actually go anywhere....but I was hanging out with a guy that I thought was cute. I was about 18 or so, I guess. Eventually, he got all moony-eyed and I could tell he was going to kiss me....which, I thought, would be really nice. Only......it was like kissing a COW! This big, huge tongue with no talent whatsoever! LOL I've probably already gone into too much detail....it was really gross!

No matter how "cute" he was, I never once thought he was good-looking after that!

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Originally Posted by cueball

Lol...you know you adored sword fighting computer dorks chasing you around :sabduel:

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After watching some of those guys, I never wanted to have anything to do with computers again! LOL!! I would ask a question about a program and they would give me this look - like awww the poor girl is trying to think...isn't that cute. :petting: UGH! Then instead of answering my question, they would just fix my code. Blast it, I just wanted the question answered. :sigh2: Plus they spent 14 hours minimum playing their computer games. They never went out. That's when I changed my major to Zoology!! One of my better college decisions. ;)

I hate being condescended to. I had one guy try and 'impress' me with his vast knowledge by using the word sublimation. HA! I stopped him, and told him I was very familiar with the conversion of a solid to a gas without an intermediary stage. :rolleyes: I'm a girl, I'm not completely stupid. :irkd:

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

I'm a girl, I'm not completely stupid. :irkd:

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isn't that cute. :petting:

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Originally Posted by cueball

isn't that cute. :petting:

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:groinkick :groinkick :groinkick

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Originally Posted by cassandra

:groinkick :groinkick :groinkick

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That goes double for me! Way to go Cass!! :hug:

Bad Cue Bad Cue http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h2...hon/bpslap.gif

Well worst date is a date that never happened and let me say the guy and I were both incredibly relieved. Long story short, I'm adopted. It turns out I have one full blood male sibling that I didn't know about till I was an adult. He's only 13 months younger than I am. He contacts me. We talk extensively and agree to meet. It turns out through absolute coincidence that we both lived in the same area of Toronto during the same time, hung out in some of the same places and even sat at a concert only a few rows away from each other....at that point not knowing the other person even existed.

While I was waiting to meet him all I could think of was "please please please do NOT let me recognize this guy as someone I once may have dated casually all those years ago!" Turns out as he was driving to meet his mystery older biological sister...he was praying the same thing! LOL

Amazing that it's great to find out someone is a complete and total stranger!

Oh how cool! The date stories are awesome :)

Most of my good date stories would be from the 70's and well lets just say I have a limited memory of that era :)

But keep'em coming guys there great!

ok so ive got another one. hahaha:fishslap:


I went out on a date last summer with this older guy. He was 28 I was 21.
it was our second date and he invited me over to his loft apartment in the downtown area for drinks. I was alright with that but Im not the kind of person who enjoys dates in bars or mixing dates with drinking.
anyways, we ended up sitting close on the couch, Im sipping my miller light (milwaukee girl here) and he leans in for a kiss. this was the first time we kissed. didnt ask me just kind of leaned in. We got to talking and I could tell he was into one night stands and sleeping casually with girls. something I wasnt into. I was totally tense. I mean stiff as a board!!!:hump: trying not to let him get his mitts all over me. then he goes and says the most outlandish thing you can think of....
He says...we should sleep together...it'll take the edge off things. :O and the man was dead serious. I am not kidding. I didnt know how to respond but...naa thats ok.
Later that night he went on that he wasnt ready for anything serious but enjoyed dating. we went out to some local bars and had some drinks while we talked (he had no chance in h-e-double hockey sticks) and the closer It got to closing and the closer to tipsy I got the more interested he became in me. then he said the second stupidest thing Im ready to date you, just you. like serious date. one on one. I was like lord give me the strength to be a good person and let him down nicely. I laughed and said well..I dont think your ready. we parted ways and I never returned his phone calls.

what a terrible terrible thing. the guy must have assumed I was some easy 21 year old looking for an older guy. ha! well about a week or two later I ended up meeting Dan and well the rest is history folks.

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Originally Posted by 4Khan

Im ready to date you, just you.

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Classic boy move!!! You should have :groinkick right then and there!!

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Originally Posted by 4Khan

ok so ive got another one. hahaha:fishslap:


I went out on a date last summer with this older guy. He was 28 I was 21.
it was our second date and he invited me over to his loft apartment in the downtown area for drinks. I was alright with that but Im not the kind of person who enjoys dates in bars or mixing dates with drinking.
anyways, we ended up sitting close on the couch, Im sipping my miller light (milwaukee girl here) and he leans in for a kiss. this was the first time we kissed. didnt ask me just kind of leaned in. We got to talking and I could tell he was into one night stands and sleeping casually with girls. something I wasnt into. I was totally tense. I mean stiff as a board!!!:hump: trying not to let him get his mitts all over me. then he goes and says the most outlandish thing you can think of....
He says...we should sleep together...it'll take the edge off things. :O and the man was dead serious. I am not kidding. I didnt know how to respond but...naa thats ok.
Later that night he went on that he wasnt ready for anything serious but enjoyed dating. we went out to some local bars and had some drinks while we talked (he had no chance in h-e-double hockey sticks) and the closer It got to closing and the closer to tipsy I got the more interested he became in me. then he said the second stupidest thing Im ready to date you, just you. like serious date. one on one. I was like lord give me the strength to be a good person and let him down nicely. I laughed and said well..I dont think your ready. we parted ways and I never returned his phone calls.

what a terrible terrible thing. the guy must have assumed I was some easy 21 year old looking for an older guy. ha! well about a week or two later I ended up meeting Dan and well the rest is history folks.

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* pulls out not pad* Note to self, DONT DO THAT.

I have one that's pretty funny. I was seeing this guy for a few weeks; he was supposedly one of those "cute gothic guys" that all the little girls with baby oil in their hair and Wite-Out nail polish went ga-ga over.. well we were hanging out at his place, listening to music, what-have-you.. and we started kissing.. and then he started BITING me! I don't mean cute little love-bites; I am talking CHOMP, CHOMP out my my neck!!! Needless to say, I was wearing turtlenecks to work for a few weeks; and he was a little, shall we say, "psycho" and we didn;t last lnoger than a few more weeks togather.

I don't think I really have and "worst date" stories, but I sure just about any woman I have gone out with has a ton.

Oh I have another one, although I was only the 'chaperone'. My sister wanted me to go see her boyfriend and his band play. Well hey, I'm a nice sister so I go. The guy's name was Forest too, if that helps set the tone anymore. The band was not that good, and they played in a hole in the wall. Still not too bad. On our way home his car breaks down. It's a beat up old VW bug. We're not but a mile or mile and a half from home (this was before cell phones unfortunately), so walking would be no prob. The dude doesn't want to leave his car, and end up with my sister and I pushing his car. Eventually my asthma kicks in, and we give up. How manly to have two girls pushing your car. :bleh:

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

After watching some of those guys, I never wanted to have anything to do with computers again! LOL!! I would ask a question about a program and they would give me this look - like awww the poor girl is trying to think...isn't that cute. :petting: UGH! Then instead of answering my question, they would just fix my code. Blast it, I just wanted the question answered. :sigh2: Plus they spent 14 hours minimum playing their computer games. They never went out. That's when I changed my major to Zoology!! One of my better college decisions. ;)

I hate being condescended to. I had one guy try and 'impress' me with his vast knowledge by using the word sublimation. HA! I stopped him, and told him I was very familiar with the conversion of a solid to a gas without an intermediary stage. :rolleyes: I'm a girl, I'm not completely stupid. :irkd:

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I was a computer science major in college :(

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Originally Posted by SnakeySnakeSnake

I was a computer science major in college :(

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Shocking :rolleyes:

Ok safest weird date I can think of off the top of my head.


I'm a sophmore in college, computer science major, chilling in my room playing computer games during open floor (girls can come into our dorm and visit us). So I'm sitting there by myself, 2 roomates are out, not sure why. Knock at the door. Oh... hey _____. (Note: _____ is considered in my circle of friends, and even in college our freshmen year, one hottest most desired girls). So she makes some bad small talk, and hits on me with some weak pickup lines, and we end up planning on going to dinner in the cafeteria. We talk there, some more weak hitting on me, compliments, etc, and plan to go out to another little coffeeshop type thing... So when we go there she basically hints around and around and around and I finally say "If you will stop for a minute I can ask you out to the formal" (that is what she was hinting at, but she wouldnt give me a word in edgewise to go ahead and ask her.

So anyway, we end up going, and had a good time, went back to her parents (lived in town of the college) swing dance, etc, and thats the last time she talks to me :)

I guess I was just eyecandy :( and she needed a date for the formal thing lol

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Originally Posted by cueball

Shocking :rolleyes:

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Are you coming on to me?

I dont have any *thankfully* though i did go as a third wheel once and got nausiated at the sound of my friend making out in the seat RIGHT NEXT TO ME at the movies.. I had to leave for the bathroom to try to keep from throwing up, it was the worst. Even now i have yet to be near a couple lip locking that sounded as awful. It was like some kind of slobber fest of 8th grade porportions.

Now, if someone wants to know about a great date... :hump:

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Originally Posted by SnakeySnakeSnake

I was a computer science major in college :(

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It's ok, I still like you anyway. :neener: :petting:

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

It's ok, I still like you anyway. :neener: :petting:

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:rainon:

I've never been on a date i'm engaged to my board,and she's the jealous type.

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Originally Posted by cueball

I am super parched and in no shape to try and move in for a dry mouth kiss. I excuse myself to the bathroom for a sneak of water. Not to foil my plan. Turn the faucet and sulfur ridden water hits my lips. Wow...no more dry lips but my mouth now smells like rotten egg. I slink back into her room wondering how much I would pay for a stick of gum or something right about now. $100 minimum.

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OMG that was the funniest thing I have ever read. You are such a good bad date teller. I wanted to read your bad date to my sweetie but I was laughing so hard I couldn't get the words out... Thanks I needed that.
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Okay the worst date ever... I went on a first date with this guy who I passed gas when he was nervous, unfortunitly he was nervous alot that night. Their was no second date.:doh:

My worst would have to be I went out to go bowling and the girl I went with lied to me. She said she was off of meth and she kept trying to try it. Worst date ever.

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Originally Posted by McKenzie

Okay the worst date ever... I went on a first date with this guy who I passed gas when he was nervous, unfortunitly he was nervous alot that night. Their was no second date.:doh:

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hehehe! i eat light for the day of a date. I like to be able and finish my meal and not seem like a girly eater and they always give you soooo much food around here. I chew gum cause like most people on dates im worried i have dookie breath, well since i eat lite my stomach becomes sensitive and any fructose or any surgar can easily make me bloated. plenty of times ive chewed gum and it made me not only bloated but eventually gasy on dates. ohh the pain! I totally undue my top jean button after a date and just let nature take its course. holding it in for a guy?....just the first few dates! then after that...if ya wanna love me...ya gotta love my gas hahahaha!

I was in high school, I think it was my junior year. A friend of mine asks out a girl he has liked fora while, and she wants to do a double date. I agree to go along with one of her friends. SO .... the time comes, and my '68 Camaro is up on blocks (again) because I am replacing the clutch. This girl "Jen" says she will drive .... no problem .... but I have heard some stories about her, and her total inability to drive. One story has her driving away from a gas pump with the nozzel still attached (I think, yeah right), and another is that she ran off the road on a curve and hit a retaining wall. In the rumored spot, the retaining wall is probably 50 feet from the road ... no way that happened. So anyway, she gets to my house, and we travel approximately 2 miles ..... we are sitting at a green light waiting to turn left. A car is barreling down the hill the other direction, and when it is about 100 feet from the intersection, she goes ..... SCREEEECH!!!!....WHAMMMMMM!!!!! As we are sitting on the curb next to the lady she cut in front of, a cop is inspecting the damage on Jen's car. I can still see it today, he walks around to the passenger side, bends down, and all I can here is scraping metal. Then he walks over and hands this lady her license plate (that was somehow buried in the passenger side door) and says sarcastically "here, you might need this". That is when Jen lost it. I do remeber that her car was driveable, and we finished the date, but Jen and I never went out again ....

Neil

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:rainon:

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:hug: :blowkiss:

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

:hug: :blowkiss:

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Want to watch me play computer games?!?!!

:rofl: :rolleyes: For you... just for a little bit. ;)

Anyone ever make out in the cemetery?

:O :banana: ....... :headbang:

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

:rofl: :rolleyes: For you... just for a little bit. ;)

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:sabduel:

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Originally Posted by Ginevive

Anyone ever make out in the cemetery?

:O :banana: ....... :headbang:

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Oh damn...I thought I repressed that memory! Thanks for the lovely reminder of why I gave up Goth boys so many years ago... ;)

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Originally Posted by KLG

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Oh damn...I thought I repressed that memory!

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lol me too

edit: I probably should leave this thread heh

Yikes; flashbacks of '81 Ford Tempos, scratched mix-CDs, and cheap liquor...

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Originally Posted by Ginevive

Yikes; flashbacks of '81 Ford Tempos, scratched mix-CDs, and cheap liquor...

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84 Ford Tempo here :) robin egg blue

My best friend and I went through a period where we hated guys pretty much, so we would just say "to heck with it" and go places on our own. :) We went to the drive-in once; she had this really horrible boyfriend at the time, who was verbally/physically abusive; well, a bunch of his favorite CDs were in the passenger-door pocket thingy, and I happened to drop a bunch of sweet-tarts down there sometimes during the evening; they melted ALL OVER his CDs! I was joyous when I heard about that, though I guess he went into a tirade about it; my friend blamed her nieces or something. :)

:mad: i hate guys that beat on women ..... i swear if my sisters boyfriend ever laid a finger on her ...... :irkd: :tricho:

EDIT by JLC -- While I appreciate your sentiment on those who would abuse women, these kinds of expressions do not belong on BP.net. Thank you.