General Nonsense: What Morph Would YOU Be?

I was just wondering...since I've been ranting and raving about morphs lately, what kind of morph would you be if you could be a ball python or any other herp? I've always thought it be interesting to be a captive bred reptile, so...yeah.

For me...it'd have to be either a bumblebee, killerbee, or piebald. My faves!

clown.
i used to totally dislike them. least favorite.
now im working on a five year plan LOL.

that and i goof off to much irl.

I would be a Albino or Lesser Platnium :cool: .I will produce a Albino someday(if my female ever eat) and will own a Lesser someday ;)

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Originally Posted by joepythons

I would be a Albino or Lesser Platnium :cool: .I will produce a Albino someday(if my female ever eat) and will own a Lesser someday ;)

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If i had a lesser i would name it more-er. that or gold card.

I hope more people post on this. usually its "What kind of dog/animal" Not really inspecific "What Kind of Ball Python"

I think if i were going to be a sassy beast i would go with RDR Dreamsicle ohhoho.

I would be a Lesser Platty or a BEL, not because of the price but because I just love the clean white pattern and BLUE eyes!!!

Burgundy :)

Cinnamon. Because cinamon is sooo goooddd....*drool* That and they're totally sexy. *wink, grin* Hypothetical 'what-ifs' are fun, too. Kudos to you!

BP, I'd probably be an axanthic with a spider or stripe pattern. But in my heart, I'd wanna be a blue eyed leucy :wuv:

Other herp... well, I figure you guys could guess. :D

It looks like so much work to be a snake though! Getting that meal down with no hands, all that time and energy digesting it, going through shed...

But on the other hand, think of all the perks-- you smell with your tongue, you basically have "heat vision", you're really cute and cuddly but you still have dignity (unlike rabbits) ANND you'd be the coolest animal in the world. Besides, you'd have a whole forum full of people dedicated to worshipping you, not to mention a bunch of humans who bring you food, water, a comfy home, cuddle you, and basically tend to your every want and need. *grin* I think they have it pretty good, ne?

although it WOULD suck to give birth to eggs that big in comparison to you...*shudder*

Albino hand's down!!! They started it all.

Pinstripe all the way!

My wife would be a blue eyed Lucy.

I thought and thought on this. I LOVE clowns - one of my favorite morphs - but the pastel clown - now that is HOT! So, I'd have to be a pastel clown!


I don't know if anyone has produced or is working on producing a hypo clown - but I think that combo would be super sweet!

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Originally Posted by Seneschal

But on the other hand, think of all the perks-- you smell with your tongue, you basically have "heat vision", you're really cute and cuddly but you still have dignity (unlike rabbits) ANND you'd be the coolest animal in the world. Besides, you'd have a whole forum full of people dedicated to worshipping you, not to mention a bunch of humans who bring you food, water, a comfy home, cuddle you, and basically tend to your every want and need. *grin* I think they have it pretty good, ne?

although it WOULD suck to give birth to eggs that big in comparison to you...*shudder*

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Rabbits aren't dignified?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../sexybowie.jpg

;) Not that I'd want to be a rabbit either... prey animal isn't a great lifestyle choice. Pampered housecat, now that's the life! :D

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I love ball pythons but Im becoming very fasinated with some of the larger snakes and I think if i was going to be any snake I would have to be the big boy on the block, Albino Burmese Python. To have 300 + lbs pound full grown adults to shudder before me and fear me because they know I could kill them if i so chose lol.

on a side note if my owner ever dumped me in the everglades they would never find him or me lol!