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  • 07-14-2006, 02:18 AM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Ewww!!!!
    I was holding my male while I was watching a movie and I felt a cupple of pokes from his spures in my fingers, not being bothered by it I didnt pay any mind to it, untill I felt something funky in between my fingers... he was trying to do the doo with my finger!!! :omg: :doh: :puke:

    Has any one else had this happen to them before?!?
  • 07-14-2006, 02:23 AM
    Grim91Z
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    No, I didn't think they pooed away from their habitat. Thanks for the heads up.:O
  • 07-14-2006, 02:25 AM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    no he didnt poo he was trying to copulate with my fingers
  • 07-14-2006, 02:26 AM
    recycling goddess
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    hahahahahaha i think she was talking about another "doo" :hump:
  • 07-14-2006, 02:34 AM
    Grim91Z
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Interesting! Hahahah!
  • 07-14-2006, 02:39 AM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    I dont know if i wanna hold him again for a good long while! *still gagging*
  • 07-14-2006, 02:39 AM
    Grim91Z
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jessie_k_pythons
    I dont know if i wanna hold him again for a good long while! *still gagging*

    Awwww, he likes you. :D
  • 07-14-2006, 02:47 AM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    well I was holding my female Lady about an hour befor and I did wash my hands too after i held her.
  • 07-14-2006, 03:05 AM
    Razaiel
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    He obviously loves you very much :wuv: My parrot tries to hump everything - even the dog - and if you're on the computer with your hand covering the mouse - well that's an open invitation!!! :hump:
  • 07-14-2006, 03:08 AM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    lol looks like I'm not the only one with animal problems.;)
  • 07-14-2006, 04:55 AM
    MedusasOwl
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    :8: I am... SO glad I didn't miss this thread! :ohmygod::rofl:
  • 07-14-2006, 05:53 AM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    his lebido is getting a little out of hand.... he just tryed it with my husband... is there something wrong with him?!?
  • 07-14-2006, 06:13 AM
    lisa77
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Maybe he is a Royal Nympho !!! :tongue2:


    Goodness gracious..thats.. well.. eeerrrr... positivley odd !!! :giggle:
  • 07-14-2006, 06:15 AM
    lisa77
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    I would wash your hand thoroughly after you have held your female.. that must be the one & only reason why surley ?? Very funny, although im not sure I will be wanting Deebo trying it !!!! haha
  • 07-14-2006, 06:55 AM
    Teej
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    [QUOTE=jessie_k_pythons]I was holding my male while I was watching a movie and I felt a cupple of pokes from his spures in my fingers, he was trying to do the doo with my finger!!! :omg: :doh: :puke: QUOTE]


    Oh my gosh!!!:eek: What kind of movies do you watch with your snake???:oops:

    Teej
  • 07-14-2006, 07:16 AM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    LOL I was watching South Park, Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
  • 07-14-2006, 07:31 AM
    rabernet
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jessie_k_pythons
    no he didnt poo he was trying to copulate with my fingers

    TMI! :O
  • 07-14-2006, 12:44 PM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    lol sorry
  • 07-14-2006, 03:25 PM
    Grim91Z
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Are you sure he didn't get a hold of any Viagra?
  • 07-14-2006, 03:33 PM
    Jeanne
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Sorry Jessie... but I just have to........


    :rofl:

    You just made my day with that post, cause it is the only thing I have found absolutlely- positively funny today!

    Your :snake: :hump: you!

    Ha! He loves you very very much! Maybe thats his way of thanking you for your care.
  • 07-14-2006, 03:34 PM
    rmune0750
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    i was holding my python in my lap and he peed and pooped all over my lap...almost threw up....:eek:
  • 07-14-2006, 03:55 PM
    Grim91Z
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by rmune0750
    i was holding my python in my lap and he peed and pooped all over my lap...almost threw up....:eek:

    So it DOES happen. Hahaha!
  • 07-14-2006, 03:56 PM
    cueball
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Pictures Jess :cool:
  • 07-14-2006, 04:15 PM
    JLC
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cueball
    Pictures Jess :cool:

    That is just SO wrong! :rolleyes:

    :P
  • 07-14-2006, 04:16 PM
    cassandra
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Grim91Z
    So it DOES happen. Hahaha!

    Yes, it does. My boa has peed on me 3 times. =P

    Anywho, don't feel bad Jessie. My cat once "did" that to me. I was petting him, not "down there", but he must have gotten "excited" or something because before I knew it, his fur was "damp". Eeewww...bad kitty, bad!
  • 07-14-2006, 04:20 PM
    cueball
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cassandra
    My cat once "did" that to me. I was petting him, not "down there", but he must have gotten "excited" or something because before I knew it, his fur was "damp". Eeewww...bad kitty, bad!

    Why is this so exciting to Jimmy? Is that wrong :oops:
  • 07-14-2006, 07:14 PM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    lol as for photos ... no.. It was mostly my fult, not his or the movies (who ever would get off at a south park movie needs help mentaly) I some times will hold him and play with his tail. I think snake's tails are too cool the feel so different from the rest of the snake. I might have been playing with his tail again but i dont remember. I dont know why he did it to my husband though...
  • 07-14-2006, 09:47 PM
    JPost
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Here I thought only dogs liked to do that!
  • 07-15-2006, 12:43 AM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    lol yeah same here
  • 07-15-2006, 12:50 AM
    Grim91Z
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JPost
    Here I thought only dogs liked to do that!

    Ain't that the truth?? Haha!
  • 07-15-2006, 01:25 AM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    even fixed female dogs will to it if you give them a chance, but it is more of a domonance thing.
  • 07-15-2006, 06:40 AM
    MedusasOwl
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Hehe, yup, same with rabbits. Every time we get a new one, the spayed/neutered buns chase and hump each other to make sure they know who's in charge!
  • 07-15-2006, 07:22 AM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    well I held him this morning to clean out his cage and he was behaving himself. it was only when i took him outside this morning after I took lady out was when he got the wild burr up his pooter and started going all over the side walk stoping every 2 feet or so and really tongue flicking spots af if he was licking the ground... and what ever it was he REALLY liked it if you know what I mean. I really need to get a breedable female :P
  • 07-15-2006, 09:42 PM
    Teej
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jessie_k_pythons
    lol as for photos ... no.. It was mostly my fult, not his or the movies (who ever would get off at a south park movie needs help mentaly) I some times will hold him and play with his tail. I think snake's tails are too cool the feel so different from the rest of the snake. I might have been playing with his tail again but i dont remember....

    Come on now. South Park movie or not, you are playing with the poor guys tail?.......... that is all it takes for most males. lol
  • 07-15-2006, 10:19 PM
    Pork Chops N' Corn Bread
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Teej
    Come on now. South Park movie or not, you are playing with the poor guys tail?.......... that is all it takes for most males. lol

    LMAO!!! I was thinking the same thing
  • 07-16-2006, 04:15 AM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    I know im a bad snake mommy :P
  • 07-16-2006, 08:15 AM
    Razaiel
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    I dunno - there's definite something about those tails - especially the little curly RTB ones ... :wuv:
  • 07-16-2006, 10:35 AM
    Teej
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jessie_k_pythons
    I know im a bad snake mommy :P

    Is it just me, or does anyone else think that maybe Jessie should make a movie on this?
  • 07-16-2006, 05:56 PM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    hey now what kind of movie are we talking about here? LOL Im not doing any kind of "how to get your male snake to...." film. :D
  • 07-16-2006, 11:37 PM
    jhall1468
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jessie_k_pythons
    his lebido is getting a little out of hand

    Sounds to me like his lebido is getting into hand :D
  • 07-16-2006, 11:52 PM
    Lady Python
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    This thread is the best laugh I've had for ages. I can just picture my two Royal Pythons, Bobby and Byron humping my hand with their tongues hanging out of the side of their mouths...PMSL. "Yeah. Get on there. This girl's different. Got two tails. WOW!!! Turn-on":snake: :D
  • 07-16-2006, 11:53 PM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    ROFFLMAO!!!!!!!
    Lady your too funny!
  • 07-17-2006, 08:56 AM
    Ginevive
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    lol; you need to get a breedable female!!
  • 07-17-2006, 06:31 PM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    but I dont have the $500+ bucks to get one lol so Im planing on doing a trade if what i want to work out actualy works out... now im going to leave you all hanging as to what I might be getting. *evil grin*
  • 07-18-2006, 12:40 AM
    joepythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jessie_k_pythons
    well I held him this morning to clean out his cage and he was behaving himself. it was only when i took him outside this morning after I took lady out was when he got the wild burr up his pooter and started going all over the side walk stoping every 2 feet or so and really tongue flicking spots af if he was licking the ground... and what ever it was he REALLY liked it if you know what I mean. I really need to get a breedable female :P

    I can see you on the Jerry Springer show Jessica lol.The lady with the kinky relationship with her snake LMAO!!!
  • 07-18-2006, 11:41 AM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jessie_k_pythons
    no he didnt poo he was trying to copulate with my fingers

    Hate to be a party pooper, but no ... he wasn't. ;)

    -adam
  • 07-18-2006, 03:30 PM
    mikerccie
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Ok - I'll be the guy to ask.....

    Adam.. if it wasn't trying to make sweet sweet love to her finger what was it doing?
  • 07-18-2006, 03:34 PM
    tigerlily
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    I believe I read that sometimes they just let their junk hang out. :rolleyes:
  • 07-18-2006, 04:14 PM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mikerccie
    Adam.. if it wasn't trying to make sweet sweet love to her finger what was it doing?

    My guess? ... It wasn't doing anything.

    -adam
  • 07-18-2006, 04:36 PM
    jessie_k_pythons
    Re: Ewww!!!!
    but he did it to times once to me then to my husband. I dont know what he was doing but I and my husband didnt like it.

    are you saying that he didnt have his thing out and that none of this happened?...!
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