But Mommy

This goes out to Joanna AKA Frankykeno " BUT MOMMY" :giggle: .Sorry but i could not resist the urge :partyon: .

Awwcmon people she will not kill you if we keep this at the top a little while :) ."Whispers i hope she wont lol" :O .

HAHAHAHA!


My absolutely unfavorite thing my kids do is not so much the "but mommy" thing... its more like when they are tryin to get my attention but fail to realise I am probably ignoring cause I dont want to hear them at the moment or am busy... its the "MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM!

Told my hubby I was gonna change my name to something equally irritating for them to say.... ;)

such as..... "Mommy, the giver and taker of life" I can imagine them trying to say that over and over....


"mommy the giver and taker of life, mommy the giver and taker of life" that could become a mouthful and discourage them from saying it at all....

or maybe something better to stroke my ego....

"Queen Goddess of the house" :rolleye2:

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Originally Posted by Jeanne

HAHAHAHA!


My absolutely unfavorite thing my kids do is not so much the "but mommy" thing... its more like when they are tryin to get my attention but fail to realise I am probably ignoring cause I dont want to hear them at the moment or am busy... its the "MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM!

Told my hubby I was gonna change my name to something equally irritating for them to say.... ;)

such as..... "Mommy, the giver and taker of life" I can imagine them trying to say that over and over....


"mommy the giver and taker of life, mommy the giver and taker of life" that could become a mouthful and discourage them from saying it at all....

or maybe something better to stroke my ego....

"Queen Goddess of the house" :rolleye2:

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LMAO, thats funny.I told my daughter to start calling me the KING OF LIFE!! She said not funny:O

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Originally Posted by joepythons

LMAO, thats funny.I told my daughter to start calling me the KING OF LIFE!! She said not funny:O

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HAHAHAH! thats funny. But I think my hubby has you beat... he has the kids (jokingly) calling him "GOD of the house".

Joanna was online but she missed this thread :(

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Originally Posted by Jeanne

HAHAHAHA!


My absolutely unfavorite thing my kids do is not so much the "but mommy" thing... its more like when they are tryin to get my attention but fail to realise I am probably ignoring cause I dont want to hear them at the moment or am busy... its the "MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM!

Told my hubby I was gonna change my name to something equally irritating for them to say.... ;)

such as..... "Mommy, the giver and taker of life" I can imagine them trying to say that over and over....


"mommy the giver and taker of life, mommy the giver and taker of life" that could become a mouthful and discourage them from saying it at all....

or maybe something better to stroke my ego....

"Queen Goddess of the house" :rolleye2:

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Hahaa, my mom would get so sick of hearing "mommy" that she would just randomly say "today I am grampa!". And then she wouldn't answer to anything but grampa.

The thing I'm tired of hearing these days is "I was just....". Like if I tell my son to clean his room, then look in 10 minutes later and nothing is done but he's sitting there playing with Legos. "Why aren't you cleaning?" "I was just...!" Bah!

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Originally Posted by joepythons

This goes out to Joanna AKA Frankykeno " BUT MOMMY" :giggle: .Sorry but i could not resist the urge :partyon: .

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LMAO...too funny! Sorry I missed this thread I was on and offline so quick this morning I didn't have time to do any real reading here.

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

LMAO...too funny! Sorry I missed this thread I was on and offline so quick this morning I didn't have time to do any real reading here.

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OK, i will allow it this once ;) .I thought you would get a kick out of this when you saw it lol.

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Originally Posted by Jeanne

HAHAHAH! thats funny. But I think my hubby has you beat... he has the kids (jokingly) calling him "GOD of the house".

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as long as a subject knows his place, he can call himself whatever he wants :)

speaking off mommy things....


i remember my mom always telling me she was gonna rip my arm off and beat me with it.... as a little kid, I was terrified she would actually do it and often times wondered how I would get my arm re-attached after the fact....

...duct tape? moms super glue???


as an adult..... i find myself smiling and imagining (sp) it when I have to tell my kids the same thing....

I was gonna but.....


The dog......

She did it, not.....

It was my other imaginary friend......

my all time fav...... I did, but..........

or why mom?


or...

I dont know how..... (when the kid just did that same job the day before)

the answer that i find works best when i dont wanna do sumthing my parents are asking me to do (usually getting up in the morning goes like this...

Mom- Get up already you're ten minutes late!!!
Me- I'm up!! (this said lying down on the bed, face down buried in a pillow)
Mom-Are you dressed yet?!
Me- Yep! (this said lying down on the bed, face down buried in a pillow)
Mom- Are you lying to me!?!
Me- Yep! (this said lying down on the bed, face down buried in a pillow)
Mom- I'm gonna murder you!
Me- Probably! (this said lying down on the bed, face down buried in a pillow)

you get the drift...i just keep agreeing to things and eventually she gives up!

it works great

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Originally Posted by alexrls

the answer that i find works best when i dont wanna do sumthing my parents are asking me to do (usually getting up in the morning goes like this...

Mom- Get up already you're ten minutes late!!!
Me- I'm up!! (this said lying down on the bed, face down buried in a pillow)
Mom-Are you dressed yet?!
Me- Yep! (this said lying down on the bed, face down buried in a pillow)
Mom- Are you lying to me!?!
Me- Yep! (this said lying down on the bed, face down buried in a pillow)
Mom- I'm gonna murder you!
Me- Probably! (this said lying down on the bed, face down buried in a pillow)

you get the drift...i just keep agreeing to things and eventually she gives up!

it works great

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My daugher tried something like this a few times.. the first time, I let it go..but the 2nd, she and the mattress got flipped right off the box spring onto the floor..the 3rd time, it was a nice cold frozen spoon to her rear end under those nice comfy warm covers..works like a charm, she jumped right out of bed and got to moving..however, she gave the silent treatment..as if it would bother me.. and I LOVED it..quiet at last!

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Originally Posted by Jeanne

he 3rd time, it was a nice cold frozen spoon to her rear end under those nice comfy warm covers!

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thats just wrong

Ohh, just sitting here thinking about how to get my son out of bed, looked over and remembered that the vent thats next to my desk on the floor looks down right over his bed... right at the head of it in fact since the pipe needs to be fixed anyhow.. I could drip cold water on his forehead from right above him since his room is in the basement.

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Originally Posted by alexrls

thats just wrong

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Mom has to do what Mom has to do.. all is fair in love and war around this household esp. with teens.

excepy it's all rather one sided isn't it? teens don't want war they want to be left alone. and when they can't get peace they run off to non-extradite (SP?) countries and neener back!

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Originally Posted by Jeanne

Ohh, just sitting here thinking about how to get my son out of bed, looked over and remembered that the vent thats next to my desk on the floor looks down right over his bed... right at the head of it in fact since the pipe needs to be fixed anyhow.. I could drip cold water on his forehead from right above him since his room is in the basement.

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THAT is just EVIL:halohorn:
lol

Keep em in line with this little gem:

Marshmallow shooter

I am happy i started this thread now.I am getting all kinds of good things to do when my daughter starts her teen years and ignores me :cool: .The frozen spoon to the rear end is the best one so far :partyon:

Some of my favorites:


Mom! He's breathing at me again!!!! (yes dear but if your brother doesn't breath he tends to fall over dead and then Mommy has yet more work to do)

Mom! She's looking at me funny!!!! (dear, does that mean your sister's look is funny or you are funny to look at???? please do be specific)

I didn't do it! She/he/it did it! (funny as you are the only she/he/it currently home, are you saying your siblings or the dog has developed telekinetic powers and knocked over the lamp from a great distance?)

I promise I will do my chores after I get home from the movies? (would that be THIS movie or one you plan on seeing at some future point?)

My teacher hates me! (probably with good reason but at least they are paid to put up with your antics!)

You love she/he more than me!!! (no I don't, I love you all equally....some days I dislike you all equally as well)

I LOVE YOU MOM! (I love you too....how much damage did you do to the car?)

and the current popular one....

But Mommy.... (don't interrupt dear)....But Mommy....(dear it's rude to interrupt Mommy!)...BUT MOMMY!!!!....(WHAT????)...nuthin Mommy the puppy is done eating your sandal anyways....

Hahahahaha! Jo, you're a gem!!!


And Smulkin, I am definitely going to buy me one of those!!

It's been raining for what seems like years here in Toledo Judy. I am stuck in the house with a wet puppy (who smells bad due to being dragged out in the rain to pee whether she likes it or not) and a bored 5 year old who is currently bouncing on my bed dressed in full army gear having a war with things only he can see. Mike snuck out the door to work!!!!

If I don't laugh at something...I will lose my mind! :tricho: :rolleye2: