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  • 06-16-2006, 08:11 PM
    SPJ
    The snake that won't go away
    Just venting.

    I'm beginning to think I am destined to keep this girl.

    She has been sold so many times and each time I notify the next in line she is no longer available, the buyer disapears on me and the others I told that she wasn't available to ended up buying different snakes.

    Now today she bites me again. Just when I thought she was mellowing out.

    Here she is in all her evilness.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...1/c24519dd.jpg


    She looks innocent enough but don't let that fool you. She really does hate me.
  • 06-16-2006, 08:32 PM
    BPythonguy
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    good luck :rolleyes:


    very pretty bp:sweeet:
  • 06-16-2006, 08:36 PM
    SPJ
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Thanks.

    Just when I think she has mellowed out .....BAM...... she makes sure to let me know she hasn't.:eek:
  • 06-16-2006, 08:57 PM
    mr~python
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    well, she looks great anyways. i love all the black on her back. if i could take her i would.
  • 06-16-2006, 08:58 PM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Again, feel free to send her on over :)

    I say the evil ones make great breeders! I don't know if it has any validity, but to quote my idol, "I like it!" ;)

    :)

    Awww awwww awwwwwooooo (Sorry..full moon)
  • 06-16-2006, 08:59 PM
    wolfy-hound
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Asking price? She is pretty. I probaly can't afford her. But she is gorgeous.
  • 06-16-2006, 09:07 PM
    SPJ
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jglass38
    I say the evil ones make great breeders!:)

    Maybe with females but I've got a few really tame males here that would breed a garden hose if I put it in with them.:D
  • 06-16-2006, 09:09 PM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SPJ
    Maybe with females but I've got a few really tame males here that would breed a garden hose if I put it in with them.:D

    I tried that once...But that is another story...
  • 06-16-2006, 09:11 PM
    SPJ
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jglass38
    I tried that once...But that is another story...

    Now that is a story you MUST tell!:sweeet:
  • 06-16-2006, 09:14 PM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SPJ
    Now that is a story you MUST tell!:sweeet:

    Lets just say it involved a garden hose, 7 chicken bullion cubes, a rhubarb pie, the side mirror from a '87 Jetta and Bea Arthur. It was HOT!
  • 06-16-2006, 09:19 PM
    Vomitore
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jglass38
    Lets just say it involved a garden hose, 7 chicken bullion cubes, a rhubarb pie, the side mirror from a '87 Jetta and Bea Arthur. It was HOT!

    *adjusts pants* ... Ok, I'm better now!
  • 06-16-2006, 09:31 PM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jglass38
    Bea Arthur

    Nice.

    -adam
  • 06-16-2006, 09:43 PM
    aaajohnson
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Lets just say it involved a garden hose, 7 chicken bullion cubes, a rhubarb pie, the side mirror from a '87 Jetta and Bea Arthur. It was HOT!


    Ewwwwwww!!!

    Neil
  • 06-16-2006, 09:47 PM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by aaajohnson

    Ewwwwwww!!!

    Neil

    Excuse me for sharing! :oops:
  • 06-16-2006, 09:54 PM
    aaajohnson
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Well .... the rhubarb pie adds an interesting twist to it ....
  • 06-16-2006, 09:56 PM
    muddoc
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    I just want to know if the rhubarb pie was WARM.
  • 06-16-2006, 09:58 PM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by muddoc
    I just want to know if the rhubarb pie was WARM.

    You damn skippy it was!
  • 06-16-2006, 09:59 PM
    ddbjdealer
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    I'm starting the countdown timer effective immediately on when this thread will be locked... The over/under is at 2.5 more posts... any takers??
  • 06-16-2006, 09:59 PM
    aaajohnson
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    I just want to know if the rhubarb pie was WARM.
    :eek:


    I just blew beer out my nose onto the computer screen.
  • 06-16-2006, 10:00 PM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by aaajohnson
    :eek:


    I just blew beer out my nose onto the computer screen.

    Priceless...
  • 06-16-2006, 10:00 PM
    muddoc
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    I'll take the over Ken. However, in case it is the under, I just want to be the last poster.
  • 06-16-2006, 10:00 PM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ddbjdealer
    I'm starting the countdown timer effective immediately on when this thread will be locked... The over/under is at 2.5 more posts... any takers??

    We are in the Off Topic Cafe and damn if this isn't way off topic! Now go get your shine box! :)
  • 06-16-2006, 10:10 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SPJ
    Maybe with females but I've got a few really tame males here that would breed a garden hose if I put it in with them.:D

    I dated a guy like that once...note I said dated...you don't marry that type...they are always off looking for a new rhubarb pie :giggle:
  • 06-16-2006, 10:11 PM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno
    I dated a guy like that once...note I said dated...you don't marry that type...they are always off looking for a new rhubarb pie :giggle:

    Or a new Bea Arthur...
  • 06-16-2006, 10:15 PM
    Regal Boids
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    How much are you askin for her?
  • 06-16-2006, 10:24 PM
    SPJ
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Well this thread has taken a disturbing turn...............................Jamie.:O
  • 06-16-2006, 10:26 PM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SPJ
    Well this thread has taken a disturbing turn...............................Jamie.:O

    Disturbing is my middle name
  • 06-16-2006, 10:45 PM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ddbjdealer
    I'm starting the countdown timer effective immediately on when this thread will be locked... The over/under is at 2.5 more posts... any takers??

    How in the world did I miss this? I'm ALWAYS down for action like that! ... Next time hit me on the cell! :P

    -adam
  • 06-16-2006, 11:03 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    You actually want a vision of Jamie and Bea Arthur (let alone the whole side mirror et al) stuck in your head Adam? You are way sicker than even I imagined you were...and that's saying a lot considering my fertile imagination LOL! I'm trying to figure out how to afford long term therapy after reading this thread! (the voices in my head are all chanting "Bea! Bea! Bea!" and it's all Jamie's fault!) :rolleye2:
  • 06-16-2006, 11:07 PM
    Kara
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    :8: :8: :8: :rofl: :hump:

    OMG...my sides!!!! ;)
  • 06-16-2006, 11:11 PM
    jakepatch
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Back to reality for a second, I'd also be curious to know the asking price.




    Ok, carry on...
  • 06-16-2006, 11:12 PM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno
    You actually want a vision of Jamie and Bea Arthur (let alone the whole side mirror et al) stuck in your head Adam? You are way sicker than even I imagined you were...and that's saying a lot considering my fertile imagination LOL! I'm trying to figure out how to afford long term therapy after reading this thread! (the voices in my head are all chanting "Bea! Bea! Bea!" and it's all Jamie's fault!) :rolleye2:

    I'm down for checking out whats doing in a Bea Arthur/Uncle Cracker love pic spread ... why not? :D

    -adam
  • 06-16-2006, 11:15 PM
    gmmuscle91
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    If it's free, comes with a cage, flexwatt and t-stat, I'd be all over it (With some rhubarb piehttps://ball-pythons.net/forums/images/icons/icon7.gif) LOL
  • 06-16-2006, 11:16 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki
    I'm down for checking out whats doing in a Bea Arthur/Uncle Cracker love pic spread ... why not? :D

    -adam

    OHHHHHH crud! I nearly choked on my coffee....it's not supposed to go up my nose and all over my keyboard Adam! LMAO Where is that dang smiley!

    :8:
  • 06-16-2006, 11:30 PM
    ddbjdealer
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki
    How in the world did I miss this? I'm ALWAYS down for action like that! ... Next time hit me on the cell! :P

    It seems my line was a little off.... I've lost the edge. :) Oh well. I'll start making odds for something else.... Like....

    "How many more times will this thread be hijacked?"

    The line??? ummm... 3.5 ov (-110) un (+140)
  • 06-16-2006, 11:58 PM
    SPJ
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jakepatch
    Back to reality for a second, I'd also be curious to know the asking price.

    She's $150 but let's get back to more important stuff like Jamie, warm pie, and the Golden Girls.:D
  • 06-17-2006, 02:03 AM
    Blu Mongoose
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Regal Boids
    How much are you askin for her?

    Who??? Bea Arthur!!!
  • 06-17-2006, 02:36 AM
    ddbjdealer
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SPJ
    She's $150 but let's get back to more important stuff like Jamie, warm pie, and the Golden Girls.:D

    How big is she? (Both the snake, and Bea)
  • 06-17-2006, 07:19 AM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki
    I'm down for checking out whats doing in a Bea Arthur/Uncle Cracker love pic spread ... why not? :D

    -adam

    Damn you! I don't think I look a thing like Uncle Kracker! :)
  • 06-17-2006, 07:36 AM
    frankykeno
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jglass38
    Damn you! I don't think I look a thing like Uncle Kracker! :)

    Maybe it's more like...Uncle Kracker looks a lot like Wierd Uncle Jamie :wuv:
  • 06-17-2006, 07:37 AM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno
    Maybe it's more like...Uncle Kracker looks a lot like Wierd Uncle Jamie :wuv:

    Exactly I am the real superstar!
  • 06-17-2006, 10:05 AM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jglass38
    Damn you! I don't think I look a thing like Uncle Kracker! :)

    Keep telling yourself that ... I like it. ;)

    -adam
  • 06-17-2006, 10:12 AM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki
    Keep telling yourself that ... I like it. ;)

    -adam

    Fine..I look like Uncle Kracker..A to the W wins again! :)
  • 06-17-2006, 10:18 AM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jglass38
    Fine..I look like Uncle Kracker..A to the W wins again! :)

    I'm not the one to get all salty with ... wasn't my call (although it's growing on me) ... you can take it up with her when you come down next week. ;)

    -adam
  • 06-17-2006, 10:26 AM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki
    I'm not the one to get all salty with ... wasn't my call (although it's growing on me) ... you can take it up with her when you come down next week. ;)

    -adam

    Ahhh..Blame it on the woman...Very manly dude :banana:

    Seeya next week pal!
  • 06-17-2006, 10:29 AM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jglass38
    Very manly dude

    You know .... that's just how I roll. ;)

    -adam
  • 06-17-2006, 10:30 AM
    jglass38
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki
    You know .... that's just how I roll. ;)

    -adam

    I know it is! And that is why you are my hero...

    "Did I ever tell you you're my heeerrrrrroooo?" :)
  • 06-17-2006, 11:41 PM
    alexrls
    Re: The snake that won't go away
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Blu Mongoose
    Who??? Bea Arthur!!!

    Damn!! i was gonna say that!!!
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