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  • 05-03-2006, 08:58 PM
    4theSNAKElady
    Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Today I pulled my rosies (JR and Jewel) out of their cages to snap a few pics of them close together for a size comparison shot. Jewel is pregnant, and when them kids finally come, i want to keep some photo references so I can keep track of her belly size the next time I breed. I only put them together for a few minutes to snap a few pics, as not to stress the expectant momma out. Well, within a count to 20, JR started to court Jewel!!! ....and was he did next, was...well, unexpected and gross.....
    http://www.snakeneggs.com/snakepics/JR courtin.jpg...hey momma...I remember you!!!
    ........
    ........................
    ...he then proceded to evert himself and(ejaculated?? produced sperm plugs??wha????) right on my black velvet cloth i have exclusively for taking snake photos!!!! At first I thought he was going to take a poop...but soon realized that that wasn't uric acid coming out of him!!!! Is it me or do some male snakes just have no ability to control themselves??!!!!
    http://www.snakeneggs.com/snakepics/jizzz.jpg
    I know you guys are probably thinkin, eeeww!!!..and she took a picture!!! But I couldn't beleive it really happened myself..and my camera was already in hand....so I just had to take a pic. And to top it off, went in the snake room for a bit after dinner, and my leucy ratsnakes are gettin' it on!!!!!
  • 05-03-2006, 09:03 PM
    Jake_la_serpiente
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Typical guy! :)
    Seriously though, that is really neat that you captured that! That is really fantastic!
  • 05-03-2006, 09:08 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    hahahaha perhaps he's heard that with human babies... a little... um... a... well... stimulation helps to put the mama into labour... and he just wanted to help! :hump:
  • 05-03-2006, 09:14 PM
    4theSNAKElady
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Rec godess, I'll take any help I can at this point to get that momma to pop them babies!!!!! ...wouldn't that be a hoot if she had em' within the next 24 hours.......
  • 05-03-2006, 09:30 PM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    When I read the subject I thought this thread was going to be about Jamie.

    :twisted:

    -adam
  • 05-03-2006, 09:50 PM
    cassandra
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki
    When I read the subject I thought this thread was going to be about Jamie.

    :twisted:

    -adam

    EEWwww. Eeewww. EEWWWW!!! /smacks Adam
  • 05-03-2006, 10:06 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    hahahahahahahahahaha good one adam!!!
  • 05-04-2006, 08:38 AM
    4theSNAKElady
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Adam...that was pretty harsh...but...:lmao:
  • 05-04-2006, 08:43 AM
    Melicious
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    ROFL@Adam. That's horrible!

    That's actually...fascinating. I'll be sure to look for that the next I have my kids out together...
  • 05-04-2006, 08:57 AM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    WOW ... I really didn't think it was that bad ... gotta know me I guess ... I'm capable of sooo much more. :banana:

    -adam
  • 05-04-2006, 09:00 AM
    Melicious
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    It wasn't THAT bad, Adam. ^_^
  • 05-04-2006, 09:20 AM
    4theSNAKElady
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Yeah, It wasn't bad at all.....we were just :Pn you for :Pn Jamie...you are just so gosh darn funny.....has Jamie seen this thread yet?....heh heh
  • 05-04-2006, 12:16 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    if he is... he's ignoring it

    roflmao
  • 05-04-2006, 12:20 PM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    I have a feeling that when he sees me, he's going to rip off my arms and beat me to death with them ... ouch ... hopefully, he'll let me have a corona first. :D

    -adam
  • 05-04-2006, 12:22 PM
    cueball
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    I bet he runs off with your balls aswell!
  • 05-04-2006, 12:23 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    i don't think jamie wants adams balls... as he has such nice ones himself ;)

    adam, if he doesn't give you a corona... we'll all pitch in for one for ya! (see, aren't we supportive?)
  • 05-04-2006, 12:25 PM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by recycling goddess
    adam, if he doesn't give you a corona... we'll all pitch in for one for ya! (see, aren't we supportive?)

    You'll all pitch in for ONE beer? ... I'm feelin the love now ... NOT! :P

    -adam
  • 05-04-2006, 01:11 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    well i don't wanna spoil the beatin' for ya LOL - one beer will give you a little tiny teansy weansy smile... but more than that... you'll be likin' the beatin' and before long... you'll be askin' - no beggin' for another LOL and in the interest of YOUR best interest... i could not let that happen to you.

    now are you feeling the love?
  • 05-04-2006, 01:56 PM
    Melicious
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    I'll pitch in the money for a twelve-pack but...I can't exactly legally buy them...
  • 05-04-2006, 02:53 PM
    SnakeySnakeSnake
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    I can contribute part of the 30 pack cans of Icehouse or some other obscenely cheap beer :) otherwise I would help with the coronas :(

    Then again, Im drinking a Guiness right now :( there goes my snake budget
  • 05-04-2006, 03:09 PM
    cassandra
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki
    I have a feeling that when he sees me, he's going to rip off my arms and beat me to death with them ... ouch ... hopefully, he'll let me have a corona first. :D

    -adam

    Use a straw to drink your Corona and Jamie can still rip your arms off. Problem solved! =D
  • 05-04-2006, 06:39 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    hahahaha good point cass!!! (she's always thinking... :D)
  • 05-04-2006, 10:08 PM
    Melicious
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SnakeySnakeSnake
    I can contribute part of the 30 pack cans of Icehouse or some other obscenely cheap beer :) otherwise I would help with the coronas :(

    Then again, Im drinking a Guiness right now :( there goes my snake budget

    GUINNESS! I love you even more!
  • 05-05-2006, 12:45 AM
    4theSNAKElady
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Beer schmeer.....I'd give Adam a couple a shots instead.....:D
  • 05-05-2006, 02:21 AM
    MARCUS ANTONIUS
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    I agree Adam, Corona is the only way to go! But Guiness does have its draw on me from time to time too...

    But back to the pics... Is that what I've been hearing about "sperm plugs"? I've never actually seen them so I'm unsure what to even look for... Is that what to be expecting? I figured just by the name that it would look something like that...
  • 05-05-2006, 12:55 PM
    4theSNAKElady
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Well, I don't know if you could really call it sperm "plugs", cause it happened immediately within contact of the female.....
  • 05-05-2006, 01:07 PM
    jglass38
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki
    When I read the subject I thought this thread was going to be about Jamie.

    :twisted:

    -adam

    Now how did I miss this thread!?

    Let's just say it wouldn't be the first time. What can I say, I get excited... :)
  • 05-05-2006, 01:09 PM
    jglass38
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    mmmmm...Corona...Do I have to bring my own or will prince Adam be providing them? I'll bring the lime!
  • 05-05-2006, 01:09 PM
    jglass38
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 4theSNAKElady
    Well, I don't know if you could really call it sperm "plugs", cause it happened immediately within contact of the female.....

    There are lots of men that have that problem...Not me of course...
  • 05-05-2006, 01:10 PM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jglass38
    Now how did I miss this thread!?

    Oh thank god ... I thought you had seen it and got pi$$ed ... I was sweating the weekend ... :P


    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jglass38
    Let's just say it wouldn't be the first time. What can I say, I get excited... :)

    Now that's what I'm talkin about ... I knew that's how you roll. ;) :banana:

    -adam
  • 05-05-2006, 01:11 PM
    jglass38
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki
    Oh thank god ... I thought you had seen it and got pi$$ed ... I was sweating the weekend ... :P




    Now that's what I'm talkin about ... I knew that's how you roll. ;) :banana:

    -adam

    Bah! You are going to have to try way harder than that to offend me! :)

    And with all the work you have lined up, I am sure I'LL be the one sweating...Slavedriver...
  • 05-05-2006, 01:15 PM
    iceman25
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jglass38
    Now how did I miss this thread!?

    tsk, tsk..getting slow Jamie :zerb: :rofl:
  • 05-05-2006, 01:16 PM
    jglass38
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by iceman25
    tsk, tsk..getting slow Jamie :zerb: :rofl:

    Its the damn old age man...Its killing me.
  • 05-05-2006, 01:17 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: Just about the most excited male snake I have ever seen....
    hahahaha that's too funny... that's exactly what i was going to post hahahahahahaha
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