Just what we need....

So I was surfing the net today at work, and found this site showing the trailer to a new movie.... http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane. yes, thats right, snakes on a plane.... I don't know what to say, its simply rediculous. I think I actually saw a cornsnake attacking someone. I'm sure this will help so much to improve the reputation of snakes to the general public. But yeah I just wanted to bring this to you's guy's attention and maybe spark some sort of discussion.

i don't think we have to worry about it, it looks like the worst movie I've ever seen, so no one will go to see it!!

there goes my respect for Samuel L. Jackson lol. yeah, no doubt it will be a huge hit.

to think he calls himself a Jedi!!

I'll wait for the sequel: "Balls on a Bike". :P

"When a Stranger Balls Back"

How is it that they convince highly successful and respected actors to work in a movie who's title isn't even worthy of the classification of "B Movie." I mean seriously....Snakes on a Plane...???!?!?! Please tell me it's an early April Fool's gag!


Frankly, this is an awe-inspiring degree of stupidity! Simply astonishing....

Snakes on a Plane?


...Too bad Mystery Science Theater 3000 isn't still on the air...

OMG!
At first I thought it had to be a joke or something you would see on SNL.
It can't be a real movie!?! I mean a title like "Snakes on a plane" that is friggin just plain dumb.
Besides nowadays how in the heck does someone just happen to have a gun or an axe on a plane.

Mama Mia!!!
El Stupido.

But I hate to admit my butt will more than likely go see it :)

AIR MAMBA!!

Aieeeee!!

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Originally Posted by Smulkin

AIR MAMBA!!

Aieeeee!!

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More like AIR CORN! :)

Well YEAH - but you know they'll try to pass it off as something vastly improbable like a

".... horrid genetic experiment gone wrong. . ."

(heartbeat/ominous music)

".... nuclear experiments in Iran couple a Mamba and Anaconda . . . "

(heartbeat/ominous music)

"....terror at 12,000 feet never squeezed so hard...."

(heartbeat/ominous music)

"..... and if the constriction doesnt kill you . . ."

(heartbeat/ominous music)

".....then the venom surely will...."

(heartbeat/ominous music - cut to scene of massive black snake constricting a 747 in flight)

"ABRACONDABRA!!!! starring Leslie Nielson and Will Ferrell....."

(heartbeat/calliope music)



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LOL! I think you missed your calling for a screenwriter/voice actor/studio marketing exec. :D

Speaking of cheezy snake movies, I Tivo'd a lame one about a week ago about some scientist that somehow screwed up and merged a King Cobra with an Eastern Diamondback. I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure it'll be a good one.

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screenwriter/voice actor/studio marketing exec

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Hook me up!

LOL, someone sent me an e-mail with a link to this trailer today. From the looks of things all the "snakes" are junky CGI anyway. (Which would explain a venomous corn;) )
It looked so cheesy I couldn't stop laughing.

I've also heard that Sam L just agreed to be in this movie on the basis of the title alone.

-Karen

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I've also heard that Sam L just agreed to be in this movie on the basis of the title alone.

-Karen

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Well, I guess Samuel can afford to do a world-class stupid movie simply for the amusement the title brings him. LOL

Smulkin, you've got me cracking up here. Ya know, I've got relatives in the movie business.....might have to see who can talk to someone who can talk to someone who can talk to someone about this crazy snake-loving hilarious cut-up I know!

Maybe you can convince someone to make a family movie about a reticulated python that saves children that fall in wells or something. ;)

-Karen

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Maybe you can convince someone to make a family movie about a reticulated python that saves children that fall in wells or something. ;)

-Karen

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LOL!!! That's a good one!! :lmao:

Yay a snake movies I can't wait to see it :)...