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The inconvenience burglar

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  • 09-01-2019, 08:11 PM
    Valyndris
    The inconvenience burglar
    So I saw this on Imgur and figured it would be a fun game to add to the forum. So you are a burglar but only steal things to slightly inconvenience people, what would you steal? Examples: stealing all the toilet paper :tp:, stealing batteries from the remote, stealing toothbrushes, stealing all the underwear :b0x0rz:, things like that. :)

    Have fun coming up with ridiculous answers all. :devil::neener::devilish:
  • 09-01-2019, 08:15 PM
    Alex Lehner
    Re: The inconvenience burglar
    Every single left shoe.

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  • 09-01-2019, 08:35 PM
    Bogertophis
    I'd have to steal your :snake: feeding records, hahahahaha! And you'd just have to "fake it" for when to feed...oh, and your feeding tongs!!! :O
  • 09-02-2019, 08:17 AM
    Reinz
    Spoons..
  • 09-02-2019, 09:07 AM
    Bogertophis
    Might just remove all the light bulbs & watch you struggle after sundown...:frustrate:neener::devil:
  • 09-02-2019, 10:51 AM
    Valyndris
    steal the master bedroom door
  • 09-02-2019, 11:57 AM
    Toad37
    Re: The inconvenience burglar
    Phone chargers and batteries. People are too dependant on technology
  • 09-02-2019, 12:57 PM
    Valyndris
    The little flusher lever thing on the toilets
  • 09-02-2019, 01:08 PM
    jmcrook
    Re: The inconvenience burglar
    The last beer in the fridge


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  • 09-02-2019, 01:30 PM
    Craiga 01453
    Coffee pot
  • 09-02-2019, 01:31 PM
    Bogertophis
    Re: The inconvenience burglar
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Valyndris View Post
    The little flusher lever thing on the toilets

    Ewww! too evil! :zerb:
  • 09-02-2019, 02:10 PM
    Reinz
    The labels off the cans.
  • 09-02-2019, 03:46 PM
    Toad37
    Re: The inconvenience burglar
    Shower nozzle
  • 09-02-2019, 04:14 PM
    Danger noodles
    Shower curtains
  • 09-02-2019, 04:17 PM
    Reinz
    The TV remote
  • 09-02-2019, 05:58 PM
    Toad37
    Re: The inconvenience burglar
    Light switches
  • 09-02-2019, 07:42 PM
    Timelugia
    All the blinds and curtains
  • 09-02-2019, 08:03 PM
    Valyndris
    The door stops... It can easily go unnoticed until it's too late and you have a hole in your wall. :devilish:
  • 09-03-2019, 10:41 AM
    sur3fir3
    I would steal every power cable in the house.
  • 09-03-2019, 11:24 AM
    SilasHorn'sHerptiles
    Steal dem trash cans. Also probing kit
  • 09-03-2019, 11:48 AM
    Valyndris
    nail clippers
  • 09-03-2019, 12:28 PM
    sur3fir3
    Doorknobs
  • 09-03-2019, 03:03 PM
    Reinz
    Paper towels
  • 09-03-2019, 03:07 PM
    Crowfingers
    Re: The inconvenience burglar
    towels - both hand and bath :)
  • 09-03-2019, 03:25 PM
    Bogertophis
    scissors

    & trash bags
  • 09-03-2019, 04:16 PM
    jmcrook
    Re: The inconvenience burglar
    Laundry detergent


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  • 09-03-2019, 04:27 PM
    sur3fir3
    underwear
  • 09-03-2019, 05:32 PM
    Ax01
    i would steal all your snacks.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ax01 View Post
    i would steal all your snacks.

    i mean snakes.
  • 09-03-2019, 09:01 PM
    Valyndris
    The microwave
  • 09-03-2019, 09:52 PM
    Bogertophis
    sunglasses :cool:
  • 09-05-2019, 10:00 AM
    Valyndris
    Every left sock
  • 09-05-2019, 12:50 PM
    MasonC2K
    Re: The inconvenience burglar
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Valyndris View Post
    Every left sock

    How would you identify a left sock?


    The hoses on the back of the washing machine.
  • 09-06-2019, 09:43 AM
    Valyndris
    Re: The inconvenience burglar
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MasonC2K View Post
    How would you identify a left sock?


    The hoses on the back of the washing machine.

    That's why I said that, just to be silly. :)

    Steal family pictures, this would mostly just confuse people and make them think they have a stalker.
  • 09-13-2019, 12:25 AM
    Bogertophis
    I'd steal your pet snake so you'd think he got loose & you'd be searching forever & ever....:irkd: (I'd leave his cage open)
  • 10-08-2019, 09:11 AM
    Valyndris
    It feels like someone did this one to me:

    Switch all the lids of the Tupperware containers to lids that just slightly don't fit.
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