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  • 09-29-2005, 02:47 PM
    rex322
    Lmao!!
    ok i know this may be wrong, but it was hilarious. i was outside washing a cage out for my puppy when i noticed this red car park in front of my house. well i go inside and look out a window. theres to older black ladies all dressed up that get out of the car. so im like great door to door people. so they go to my neighbors first, then they make their way over to here. so i went downstairs and grabbed this 7' rescue burm, and sling it around my neck, and go to answer the door. so i open the door with the snake around my neck and go "can i help you?" and the ladies just start screaming and freaking out! it was so funny. they were like pushing eachother out of the way, running down my porch....it was soooo funny! sorry had to share.
  • 09-29-2005, 02:49 PM
    ladywhipple02
    Re: Lmao!!
    The benefits to owning snakes! ;)
  • 09-29-2005, 02:54 PM
    Shelby
    Re: Lmao!!
    Haha.. cruel, but funny nonetheless. They have quite a story to tell now.

    I gotta remember that one.
  • 09-29-2005, 03:06 PM
    Python-77
    Re: Lmao!!
    LOL, I love it. very similar to what I do with my BP during halloween, she sits, well sat around my neck while I passed out candy. Guess this year my male will have to fill Sages shoes so to speek.
  • 09-29-2005, 03:49 PM
    TekWarren
    Re: Lmao!!
    so wrong...but so effective! I don't have any troubles with certain members of a certain religeon trying to push their ways on me...or even coming to the house at all anymore for that matter!




    (no offense to anyone who recognizes whom I speak of or those associated.)
  • 09-29-2005, 04:05 PM
    tigerlily
    Re: Lmao!!
    Ohmigosh!! That's hysterical! :lmao: Guess they figured you were beyond redemption? ;) :P Man, you should have had the video camera or something set up! :D
  • 09-29-2005, 06:46 PM
    vinnimac
    Re: Lmao!!
    Wrong?, Heck no! Effective?, Oh YES!! Hadn't thought of it before, but yes, that would be a fantastic salesman deterent. It does put our babys in a negative role though, doesn't it? I bet it didn't affect his feeding response one bit though, did it?, so we shouldn't let it bother us! Too cool, thank you much for sharing that. I needed something to laugh about today!!
  • 09-29-2005, 07:03 PM
    rex322
    Re: Lmao!!
    yea lol...i didnt do anything, just held it.
  • 09-29-2005, 07:04 PM
    mr~python
    Re: Lmao!!
    man thats great, LOL. i wanted to put vanessa in the candy bowl last holloween while little kids were grabbing candy out of it, but my mom said i could'nt.
  • 09-29-2005, 07:11 PM
    rex322
    Re: Lmao!!
    i would have to agree that would be a bad idea
  • 09-29-2005, 07:13 PM
    mr~python
    Re: Lmao!!
    yeah i figured it was best because they carry salmonella and it might stress her out
  • 09-29-2005, 07:14 PM
    Shelby
    Re: Lmao!!
    Hm.. I'll have to consider that for halloween. Could be fun. :twisted:

    -Carrying one around my neck that is. Putting a snake in a candy bowl is a good way for it to get hurt by some dumb kid.
  • 09-29-2005, 07:26 PM
    rex322
    Re: Lmao!!
    if i went trick or treating and found a snake in th candy bowl id keep it...
  • 09-29-2005, 07:36 PM
    Shelby
    Re: Lmao!!
    Yeah well, you're not a dumb kid. lol

    I'd keep it too! ..but I'm sure there's plenty of kids who would do something worse.
  • 09-29-2005, 07:51 PM
    lars5277
    Re: Lmao!!
    Let's not forget the potential for a law suit or losing your snake to the law for pulling a stunt like that. All you need is some old lady (pardon the term) screaming that you traumatized her little kid Scruffy, and you're looking at potential lawsuits or local police confiscating it. All they have to do is perceicve a threat to thier children, and you could be in the middle of a big Poo Sandwich. I am sure bringing it out for people to see won't be to bad, but never let them reach into a container with a snake into it expecting candy and getting bitten.
    That's my "dad" opinion on things.
  • 09-29-2005, 09:06 PM
    PrincessErica
    Re: Lmao!!
    One bite and parents in the neighborhood could FLIP OUT.You never know when it comes to people's misconceptions about snakes. The mom might rush the little kid to the hospital to extract the ball python venom as quickly as possible.
  • 09-29-2005, 09:29 PM
    Blizzarddude
    Re: Lmao!!
    The venom can kill *snaps his fingers* just like that! Muhahaha!
  • 09-29-2005, 09:34 PM
    mr~python
    Re: Lmao!!
    LOL. ball pythons are highly venomous! it would take less then that!
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