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  • 05-09-2018, 04:08 PM
    bmwood
    Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    My dog got into the closet I keep them in, they all got crushed, unfortunately it was the chicken kind, so no more ramen for me...........lets have a moment of silence as I toss them in the trash.

    On another note, why is it so hard to find banana females, my god, its like they dont exist or something.
  • 05-09-2018, 04:09 PM
    tttaylorrr
    ...my heart was in my throat. why u do this to me.
  • 05-09-2018, 04:11 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tttaylorrr View Post
    ...my heart was in my throat. why u do this to me.

    I feel your pain, the chicken kind is the best.
  • 05-09-2018, 04:11 PM
    Jordanpg
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Didn't see that one coming.
  • 05-09-2018, 04:12 PM
    AnnieHeart
    Oh my goodness! Scared me for a seconded!!:D
  • 05-09-2018, 04:12 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jordanpg View Post
    Didn't see that one coming.

    Right!! my wifes shrimp flavored is still there, wth, why my chicken

    - - - Updated - - -

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by AnnieHeart View Post
    Oh my goodness! Scared me for a seconded!!:D

    Im still scared, who knew my dog was so savage with paper
  • 05-09-2018, 04:13 PM
    Reinz
    You suckered me too. :rolleyes:
  • 05-09-2018, 04:13 PM
    hilabeans
    That was a terrible thing to do to us. :colbert:
  • 05-09-2018, 04:14 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Reinz View Post
    You suckered me too. :rolleyes:

    This isnt a joke unfortunately lol, my dog really actually crushed every package

    - - - Updated - - -

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hilabeans View Post
    That was a terrible thing to do to us. :colbert:

    :taz:
  • 05-09-2018, 04:15 PM
    Craiga 01453
    Hook, line and sinker...
  • 05-09-2018, 04:15 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by craigafrechette View Post
    Hook, line and sinker...

    :rolleyes::rolleyes:
  • 05-09-2018, 04:16 PM
    Avsha531
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Ditto^^^
  • 05-09-2018, 04:19 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by avsha531 View Post
    ditto^^^

    :p
  • 05-09-2018, 04:20 PM
    Alter-Echo
    Dammit bm... don't do that, ya almost killed me! :rofl:

    As far as those nanner females, they pop up on morph market at a decent rate, and occasionally for reasonable prices, but since like 90% of them pop out as male, they will never be abundant.... unless you know someone with a female maker.....
  • 05-09-2018, 04:21 PM
    Bogertophis
    :twisted::twisted::twisted: Think maybe I'm on your dog's side...
  • 05-09-2018, 04:26 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Alter-Echo View Post
    Dammit bm... don't do that, ya almost killed me! :rofl:

    As far as those nanner females, they pop up on morph market at a decent rate, and occasionally for reasonable prices, but since like 90% of them pop out as male, they will never be abundant.... unless you know someone with a female maker.....

    Yeah the banana pin I was supposed to get wound up being a scam and was never sent, so once again im in the market for one

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Bogertophis View Post
    :twisted::twisted::twisted: Think maybe I'm on your dog's side...

    Cruel......way cruel
  • 05-09-2018, 05:59 PM
    tttaylorrr
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bmwood View Post
    On another note, why is it so hard to find banana females, my god, its like they dont exist or something.

    i found one a few years ago. :) technically she's a Coral Glow.

    https://ball-pythons.net/forums/cach...c88252712f.jpg
  • 05-09-2018, 06:06 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tttaylorrr View Post
    i found one a few years ago. :) technically she's a Coral Glow.

    https://ball-pythons.net/forums/cach...c88252712f.jpg

    I want to create a super banana to have in my breeding set, for that I need a female, but theyre hard to find, and thats a beautiful snake btw !!
  • 05-09-2018, 06:12 PM
    tttaylorrr
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bmwood View Post
    I want to create a super banana to have in my breeding set, for that I need a female, but theyre hard to find, and thats a beautiful snake btw !!

    that's what i'm aiming for too, waaaay down the road. :) here's my latest addition: CG 100% het Pied.

    https://ball-pythons.net/forums/cach...d5e2bb2916.jpg
  • 05-09-2018, 06:15 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tttaylorrr View Post
    that's what i'm aiming for too, waaaay down the road. :) here's my latest addition: CG 100% het Pied.

    https://ball-pythons.net/forums/cach...d5e2bb2916.jpg


    are any of your females ready ? I see you live in chicago thats real close to me, maybe we can work something out with my male and your female ?
  • 05-09-2018, 06:18 PM
    tttaylorrr
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bmwood View Post
    are any of your females ready ? I see you live in chicago thats real close to me, maybe we can work something out with my male and your female ?

    unfortunately nobody is ready yet; not even me! :oops: i'm years away from even thinking of putting two snakes together as i'm planning on moving (not far from chicago tho!).
  • 05-09-2018, 06:20 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tttaylorrr View Post
    unfortunately nobody is ready yet; not even me! :oops: i'm years away from even thinking of putting two snakes together as i'm planning on moving (not far from chicago tho!).

    darn ignore my pm then lol
  • 05-09-2018, 06:26 PM
    Ax01
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    LOL!

    hey crushed Ramen is still ALL GOOD!

    u can put them in Chex Mix, u can add it to salad for a lil crunch, u can still make some stir fry or whatever your lil heart desires! or if u ever go to prison, Ramen is cash gold!
  • 05-09-2018, 06:28 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ax01 View Post
    LOL!

    hey crushed Ramen is still ALL GOOD!

    u can put them in Chex Mix, u can add it to salad for a lil crunch, u can still make some stir fry or whatever your lil heart desires! or if u ever go to prison, Ramen is cash gold!

    yeah but with the wrapping ripped open and her nose in all of it I dont think I feel comfortable eating it lol
  • 05-09-2018, 06:29 PM
    Ax01
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ax01 View Post
    LOL!

    hey crushed Ramen is still ALL GOOD!

    u can put them in Chex Mix, u can add it to salad for a lil crunch, u can still make some stir fry or whatever your lil heart desires! or if u ever go to prison, Ramen is cash gold!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bmwood View Post
    yeah but with the wrapping ripped open and her nose in all of it I dont think I feel comfortable eating it lol

    do u ever kiss your dog?

    :confusd:
  • 05-09-2018, 06:41 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ax01 View Post
    do u ever kiss your dog?

    :confusd:

    ....................maybe............
  • 05-10-2018, 02:04 AM
    Sunnieskys
    Just remember heat kills bacteria....you're welcome!
  • 05-10-2018, 09:50 AM
    KevinK
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bmwood View Post
    I feel your pain, the chicken kind is the best.

    There's an ENTIRE site dedicated to Ramen reviews that I follow (literally thousands of different ones). The "chicken kind" from the grocery store will not seem too fantastic after you order some imported ones.....check it out!
  • 05-10-2018, 10:31 AM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KevinK View Post
    There's an ENTIRE site dedicated to Ramen reviews that I follow (literally thousands of different ones). The "chicken kind" from the grocery store will not seem too fantastic after you order some imported ones.....check it out!

    More info please !!!

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  • 05-10-2018, 10:32 AM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Sunnieskys View Post
    Just remember heat kills bacteria....you're welcome!

    So if my python has a bacterial infection just throw him in the microwave right lol

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  • 05-10-2018, 10:45 AM
    MasonC2K
    Bravo sir. Bravo!
  • 05-10-2018, 10:59 AM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MasonC2K View Post
    Bravo sir. Bravo!

    *bows*

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  • 05-10-2018, 11:03 AM
    GpBp
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Gave me a heart attack :O:rofl:
  • 05-10-2018, 11:10 AM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GpBp View Post
    Gave me a heart attack :O:rofl:

    Mission accomplished :)

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  • 05-10-2018, 03:26 PM
    Joelgriz8124
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Dynasty reptiles has 3 pages of female banana morphs . They have the best bananas check him out . I got my 2 females from him and couldn’t be happier .


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  • 05-10-2018, 03:31 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Joelgriz8124 View Post
    Dynasty reptiles has 3 pages of female banana morphs . They have the best bananas check him out . I got my 2 females from him and couldn’t be happier .


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    lookin right now thank you !!
  • 05-10-2018, 03:44 PM
    Joelgriz8124
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bmwood View Post
    lookin right now thank you !!

    No worries , good luck !


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  • 05-10-2018, 03:45 PM
    Joelgriz8124
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Your aware of the website morphmarket.com right ? If not you can go on there and type in what genes you want what sex and even what genes to exclude . There are so so many snakes on there


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  • 05-10-2018, 03:51 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Joelgriz8124 View Post
    Your aware of the website morphmarket.com right ? If not you can go on there and type in what genes you want what sex and even what genes to exclude . There are so so many snakes on there


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    yeah im aware, but im looking more so for an adult, and they dont have a reasonable ones there lol
  • 05-10-2018, 05:39 PM
    Joelgriz8124
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bmwood View Post
    yeah im aware, but im looking more so for an adult, and they dont have a reasonable ones there lol

    Oh yeah they r wicked expensive lol


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  • 05-10-2018, 05:51 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Joelgriz8124 View Post
    Oh yeah they r wicked expensive lol


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    yeah I already have 2 $1000+ pythons, dont know if my wife will allow a third so soon lol
  • 05-10-2018, 06:55 PM
    zina10
    I like my noodles crushed! I take a meat tenderizer hammer to them.

    Much better that way :rolleye2::D

    ...and a little dog slobber never killed anyone. LOL
  • 05-10-2018, 07:05 PM
    Ax01
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Joelgriz8124 View Post
    Dynasty reptiles has 3 pages of female banana morphs . They have the best bananas check him out . I got my 2 females from him and couldn’t be happier .

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bmwood View Post
    lookin right now thank you !!

    DR doesn't always track the morph lines of his animals. it looks like he lists all of his Banana/Coral Glows to just Banana now but i would still confirm that is the correct line. they are the same and compatible but should be important if u wanna breed (and sell animals). some of my feedback/thoughts here: https://ball-pythons.net/forums/show...=1#post2590211

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    I like my noodles crushed! I take a meat tenderizer hammer to them.

    Much better that way :rolleye2::D

    ...and a little dog slobber never killed anyone. LOL

    thank u Zina for getting the thread back on track! enough w/ the BP talk. let's talk doggie drool and food esp. ramen noodles!
  • 05-10-2018, 07:25 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    I like my noodles crushed! I take a meat tenderizer hammer to them.

    Much better that way :rolleye2::D

    ...and a little dog slobber never killed anyone. LOL

    Savage.......just savage

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ax01 View Post
    DR doesn't always track the morph lines of his animals. it looks like he lists all of his Banana/Coral Glows to just Banana now but i would still confirm that is the correct line. they are the same and compatible but should be important if u wanna breed (and sell animals). some of my feedback/thoughts here: https://ball-pythons.net/forums/show...=1#post2590211


    thank u Zina for getting the thread back on track! enough w/ the BP talk. let's talk doggie drool and food esp. ramen noodles!

    I have not bought any snakes from any big named breeders yet, ive been debating between DR or BHB havnt decided which yet....

    and as for doggy drool.....at least it clean....
  • 05-10-2018, 07:38 PM
    zina10
    Yeah, I used to crush them with my fist !!

    But sometimes they bust and the innards went flying all over :O
    Plus my hand would hurt.

    So now its the hammer ! I like tools :cool:
  • 05-10-2018, 09:45 PM
    Slicercrush
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Well, after that heart attack, i kind of have an urge to see the carnage of the pupper rampage. You know, just to make sure...

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  • 05-10-2018, 11:35 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Slicercrush View Post
    Well, after that heart attack, i kind of have an urge to see the carnage of the pupper rampage. You know, just to make sure...

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    The culprithttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...06af1da53f.jpg

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  • 05-10-2018, 11:35 PM
    bmwood
    Re: Unfortunately I have to part ways with all my noodles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    Yeah, I used to crush them with my fist !!

    But sometimes they bust and the innards went flying all over :O
    Plus my hand would hurt.

    So now its the hammer ! I like tools :cool:

    Tools are fun :) I like beating things

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