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  • 06-22-2016, 10:49 AM
    JodanOrNoDan
    You know you have too many snakes when???
    You get to work and realize your hands still smell like snake funk after washing them five times.
  • 06-22-2016, 10:55 AM
    CptJack
    You had to buy them their own freezer.
  • 06-22-2016, 11:00 AM
    Freakie_frog
    A full bedding change in the snake room mean 8 - 33 gal lawn and leaf bags by the road the next day. ;)
  • 06-22-2016, 11:02 AM
    JodanOrNoDan
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Freakie_frog View Post
    A full bedding change in the snake room mean 8 - 33 gal lawn and leaf bags by the road the next day. ;)

    All i can say to that one is OMG.
  • 06-22-2016, 11:52 AM
    AKA Dave
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Freakie_frog View Post
    A full bedding change in the snake room mean 8 - 33 gal lawn and leaf bags by the road the next day. ;)

    I can't stop laughing at this one....:rofl:

    Dave
  • 06-22-2016, 11:54 AM
    Freakie_frog
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by AKA Dave View Post
    I can't stop laughing at this one....:rofl:

    Dave

    They get heavy.. My neighbor asks how I can take 4 bags of groceries in my house and have 8 bags of garbage come out..
  • 06-22-2016, 12:13 PM
    danielwilu2525
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    When you buy a bunch of paper towels at Walmart In the clearance sale.
  • 06-22-2016, 12:16 PM
    Mp432
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    When you have to build more racks to accommodate the hatchlings.


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  • 06-22-2016, 12:53 PM
    bcr229
    - When you go grocery shopping you get two carts, one for the family and another to hold the bulk packs of paper towels.

    - When you have the managers at two grocery stores saving the prior day's newspapers for you to use as substrate - and it's not enough.

    - When you select a fast food restaurant and meal based on whether or not its plastic containers can be easily repurposed as snake hides (cough Chick Fil-A salads cough).

    - When you go to Lowes or Home Depot the guys in the building materials section immediately ask how much melamine you want this time, and how it should be cut.

    - When your feeder supplier gives you wholesale pricing because you spend so much with him each week.

    - When someone asks how many you own, and you can't give an exact number.
  • 06-22-2016, 12:57 PM
    danielwilu2525
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    When the pet store saves a lot of packs knowing you're gonna come In this week to buy some feeders.

    - - - Updated - - -

    When a "educational evening" with your kids is explaining stuff about bp's
  • 06-22-2016, 01:17 PM
    Crowfingers
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    When you get to school and put your hand in your pocket and find a thawed mouse / rat that you forgot to feed
  • 06-22-2016, 10:45 PM
    emilys_exotics
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    When you feel sick and instead of saying you're going to puke, you say that you're going to regurgitate
  • 06-22-2016, 10:51 PM
    danielwilu2525
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    I'm so done :rofl:
  • 06-22-2016, 10:52 PM
    danielwilu2525
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    You know when you spend thousands of feeders
  • 06-22-2016, 11:01 PM
    Tigerhawk
    I'm Glad I'm not the only one who has to give an estimate.when someone ask how many snakes I have. And yes I'm done as well. My snakes have there own freezer, my feed bill is crazy. Wait a minute I need a new carpet python, hmm, now I need a new rack:D.
  • 06-22-2016, 11:12 PM
    BMorrison
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    When you work with 4000 people and get Facebook messages like "hey you're that snake guy, can I ask you a question?" Usually a "is this a copperhead?" Followed by a picture of an eastern garter snake.. [emoji23]


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  • 06-22-2016, 11:36 PM
    danielwilu2525
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    When your neighbors call you when they see a snake.
  • 06-23-2016, 02:41 AM
    redshepherd
    I wouldn't know... I don't nearly have enough LOL.

    When you go to the snake room and you ask the room as a whole if they're hungry.
  • 06-23-2016, 04:49 AM
    Scottywelsh
    When your other half says "One more snake and we are done!" And she means it this time lol
  • 06-23-2016, 02:04 PM
    JodanOrNoDan
    I think I am going to pronounce crowfingers the winner on this one. There are obviously those of you who have a very large amount of animals. Crowfingers has extended beyond his/her personal limit. When you start carrying dead rodents around in your pockets let alone taking them to school you are in very deep. ROFL I have this picture of people sitting around saying something smells like it died...
  • 06-23-2016, 02:17 PM
    Scottywelsh
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Crowfingers View Post
    When you get to school and put your hand in your pocket and find a thawed mouse / rat that you forgot to feed

    I just have to ask why you thaw rats in your pockets lol
  • 06-23-2016, 03:21 PM
    Ax01
    u know u have too many snakes when u run out of cute names to give them.

    :oops:
  • 06-23-2016, 04:53 PM
    meganmarkita15
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by emilys_exotics View Post
    When you feel sick and instead of saying you're going to puke, you say that you're going to regurgitate

    Hahaha !!


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  • 06-23-2016, 05:12 PM
    blue roses
    When you start serving your kids, as they reach 18 with eviction because you need more space for that years hatchlings.
  • 06-23-2016, 05:20 PM
    mrspoindexter
    When u go to make the bed and find one under your pillow, no realizing one was missing. Three days ago!
  • 06-23-2016, 05:28 PM
    bcr229
    When you find a wild snake in your house and your first thought is "Oh nuts one escaped!"
  • 06-23-2016, 08:46 PM
    cchardwick
    You know you have too many snakes when you read all these replies and can't stop laughing LOLOL
  • 06-23-2016, 09:01 PM
    cchardwick
    You know you have too many snakes when your basement is full of rodent cages!
  • 06-27-2016, 08:23 AM
    Izzys Keeper
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    When "I don't know" becomes your answer to how many snakes you have. And you get used to people's reactions to your answer

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  • 06-27-2016, 08:26 AM
    Izzys Keeper
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    When everytime your friends and family sees something even remotely snake related on fb they have to tag you or post it on your wall. Or similarly when they're shopping and see anything snake related they buy it for you

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  • 06-27-2016, 07:10 PM
    Ball_baby
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    You know you have to many when you're daughter skins her knee and says "look mom I'm shedding like a snake". :rolleye2: :snake: :D
  • 06-27-2016, 08:24 PM
    se7en
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by danielwilu2525 View Post
    When you buy a bunch of paper towels at Walmart In the clearance sale.


    costco FTW:colbert:
  • 06-27-2016, 09:43 PM
    Eric Alan
    Re: You know you have too many snakes when???
    What is this "too many snakes" you speak of? :confusd:
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