ever been pooped on?

So I had Kratos out and after about 10 minutes he was laying on me and his rear was on the bed next to me and he took the biggest dump ever. All over me and my bed. I didn't know what to do and I didn't want to startle him so I just put a paper towel under him quick and good thing I did bc another round was coming out lol now back to cleaning

Ew. I almost did tho, but as soon as I saw the snake's tail go up I took him and ran as fast as I can to the toilet and thankfully I made it.

Nope. The only thing Ive had is my Hoggy used to like to musk me. I think that may be worse. Its awful!!!

Yep. My lovely little lady, Shasal, is the only one - but she's pooped AND peed all over me.

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Yep. My lovely little lady, Shasal, is the only one - but she's pooped AND peed all over me.

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Oh yeah there was lots of pee too. Good thing I was on top of a blanket or I would of had to figure out how to clean the mattress.

Yes! When I first got Figaro I had him out on my lap. All of a sudden he got real still and calm. I thought, "OK. Cool. Hes good with me handling him. Hes getting better." That's when his little tail curled and he took the biggest, wettest crap that I've ever seen from him...in my hand.

It's happened soooooo many times....

I have not been pooped on as far as I can remember but I have definitely been peed on. Last time was about a month ago. I had my 2,000 gram girl around my neck while I was cleaning her tub. Then I fell the all too familiar feeling of having ny whole shoulder wet.

Oh yeah, it's happened. Now I look for "sausage butt" before a long handling session.

One of my retics did it to a vet tech during an exam. He was a little miffed at the time so there was some force behind it; he sprayed the tech, the wall, and the floor. The tech thought the non-bitey end was the safer end of the snake!

Yah .... Lol .My white phase Retic will soak you with any available liquids or solids at her disposal whenever handled . ....

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Yes! When I first got Figaro I had him out on my lap. All of a sudden he got real still and calm. I thought, "OK. Cool. Hes good with me handling him. Hes getting better." That's when his little tail curled and he took the biggest, wettest crap that I've ever seen from him...in my hand.

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That's what happened with Kratos. Was very still and straight and then all of a sudden I just feel the urine and grab the paper towel and put it under him and this was also the biggest poo he has ever taken. I think he was saving it for me. I always handle 2 days after feeding and it was his evil plan to save it until then lol

Multiple times.. just dodged a pee from this guy.. http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...3e2812f54c.jpg I was standing there holding him, peeling off some stuck shed, and when I moved I noticed it on the floor, don't know how it missed me. Lolhttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...b3752669c2.jpg

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More times than I can count. Remember that scene from joe dirt? That was me when my big burm unloaded on me.


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A couple weeks ago, my BP went down my shirt and then unloaded. Time for a shower!


Edit: I just read that statement, and realized it sort of sounds like I haven't showered since then, and am only doing it now because of having been poocasso'd on a couple of weeks ago. NOT THE CASE!!! ;)