On the top 10 list of things NOT to do with gators ...

Police: Man Attacks Girlfriend With Gator

POSTED: 7:03 pm EDT July 17, 2004

PORT ORANGE, Fla. -- A Florida man hit his girlfriend with a three-foot alligator, according to police.

Authorities said the couple kept the gator in the tub of their mobile home.

Police have also accused the man of throwing beer bottles at the woman during the argument at their Port Orange home. Meantime, he said his girlfriend bit his hand when she discovered they'd run out of alcohol.

The alligator was turned over to Florida wildlife officials. The man is charged with battery and possession of an alligator.

Wow! What some herps will put up with . . .

Too funny!! I think I read about that a couple weeks ago, probably a trailer park domestic!!

Come on like you guys never swung a gator at anyone.

"Hey Honey .... look what crawled out of the drain!" I wanna know how in the world he hit here with it. Was it like swinging a baseball bat or what? Either way .... its bad.

Yeah seriously, how do you swing a gator.
I can't picture it.

More _______ than you can shake a gator at!

At least he didn't put an eye out.

I'm guessin by the tail .. but i could be wrong ;) . I dont think anyone would be stupid enough to try to swing it by the pointy end .. but then again .. they were keeping it in the bathtub :shock:

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Originally Posted by Blink

Come on like you guys never swung a gator at anyone.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

A real man would have swung a 6-foot gator.

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Originally Posted by Marla

A real man would have swung a 6-foot gator.

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I doubt a real man can pick up a 6-foot gator, let alone swing it. :lol:

He kept it in the bathtub? I would think that would be quite a precarious position to be in while showering..

You're assuming a level of hygiene there that they may not achieve, much less aspire to. It may not be the least bit inconvenient to have a gator in the tub for them. :shock:

eeew!

Also on the list of such things are the two teenagers in Australia charged with the murder of two Darwin area prostitutes, whose bodies were weighted with car batteries and thrown into a river known for being a crocodile habitat.

We should not use our reptile friends to try and dispose of human remains...

Repeat after me, "I will not use my herps as tools in illegal activities, including body disposal."

fresh meat is fresh meat! (ooh, how morbid of me!)

Yeah, but crocodiles from what I've heard prefer their meat not quite so fresh...

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Repeat after me, "I will not use my herps as tools in illegal activities, including body disposal."

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aaawww shucks .. now what good reason do i have to get that afrock? ;)

What was your plan there, Carson? ;)

Well .. i have this former roomate that left me high and dry .............. just kiddin ;)

Ha ha ha :lol: He'd think twice before doing it again, I guess!

Repeat after me, "I will not use my herps as tools in illegal activities, including body disposal."


I wouldn't use a reptile for body disposal myself. I'd use a pig ^_^ And heeeeeeeeres why:

"Quote from the movie "Snatch" "

*I starred out the 2 curse words for the sake of our younger board members. It's not really graphic, just very "descriptive". If you saw the movie you might recognize this rant ^_^ I suggest you go rent it btw.*


Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a ****head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

i love that movie. now i have to watch it again. :D

Update! If you would like to see the weapon, perpetrator, and police report in this case, the Smoking Gun has it at http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0719041gator1.html

man, people are messed up. that poor gator is really cute though. i'm glad they didn't find any signs of abuse.

Looks like the tub really wasn't getting much other use. ;)

yeeeah, not too daisy fresh in there. the guy had worse alligator skin than the gator.

looks like someone needs to clean ;)

wooot!
snatch is my fav movie!

Do ya like dags?

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wooot!
snatch is my fav movie!

Do ya like dags?

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:mrgreen:

Duck! Flying gator!

How can that happen?!