I am an idiot.... (Lesson Learned)

Lesson Number One: If you're stupid like me, you'll put your adult python down on the floor, expecting you can undress faster then she could slither away. Yeah....

So I get home from grocery shopping, and put everything away. Then I walk to the room and get out my new big girl who I adore so much. ...I'm a little tired, hot, sweaty from walking around in abnormal warmer weather for fall/winter. So I decide to set her down by my feet just for a moment, as I begin to undress and change. I keep my eyes on her, really I do, I then realized she was moving over toward the side of my dresser, and just as I'm half undressed, she starts getting shorter and shorter, then it dawns on me. She's going behind my dresser and -half naked- I rush to catch her by the tail and hope to gently wriggle her upward and out, and she wasn't having it. I had no choice but to let her go, and call for my husband. He asked me what happened and I told him, I screwed up. He hugged me and helped me move the very heavy dresser, and to our surprise she wasn't even under it anymore. We then start checking our drawers, and I end up finding her up in my undie/sock droor, looking at me like nothing had happened. She was just like "Sup, Gotcha!"

Yeah, never again...

I can just imagine her face as you opened the drawer! Slight head tilt as if to say "yes? May I help you"

No harm done so I think this is a story to have a little giggle at. The places BP's can get to :p I made the mistake of leaving my BP in a very shallow tub of water a few weeks back while I popped into another room. I thought it was securely fastened, I came back through just in time to see a tail slithering slowly around the back of the tub as she tried to delve into the book shelf! Just in time for crisis averted :p

lol...haven't we all been there? Half naked, moving large pieces of furniture, looking for a missing snake? :D

Yeah it is a bit lawl worthy. XD

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Originally Posted by KayleighBrown

Lesson Number One: If you're stupid like me, you'll put your adult python down on the floor, expecting you can undress faster then she could slither away. Yeah....

So I get home from grocery shopping, and put everything away. Then I walk to the room and get out my new big girl who I adore so much. ...I'm a little tired, hot, sweaty from walking around in abnormal warmer weather for fall/winter. So I decide to set her down by my feet just for a moment, as I begin to undress and change. I keep my eyes on her, really I do, I then realized she was moving over toward the side of my dresser, and just as I'm half undressed, she starts getting shorter and shorter, then it dawns on me. She's going behind my dresser and -half naked- I rush to catch her by the tail and hope to gently wriggle her upward and out, and she wasn't having it. I had no choice but to let her go, and call for my husband. He asked me what happened and I told him, I screwed up. He hugged me and helped me move the very heavy dresser, and to our surprise she wasn't even under it anymore. We then start checking our drawers, and I end up finding her up in my undie/sock droor, looking at me like nothing had happened. She was just like "Sup, Gotcha!"

Yeah, never again...

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This is like my fantasy for when I actually get a girlfriend. :)

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Originally Posted by Physician&Snakes

This is like my fantasy for when I actually get a girlfriend. :)

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Chasing a snake in panic? XD!

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Originally Posted by KayleighBrown

Chasing a snake in panic? XD!

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No, walking in on her half naked and stressed out chasing a snake. lol.

Lol! At least it was a big snake, and not a little one...

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Originally Posted by sho220

lol...haven't we all been there? Half naked, moving large pieces of furniture, looking for a missing snake? :D

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Nope. I was almost all the way naked. :oops:

Well this gave me a good laugh. Half naked women playing with snakes are my favorite kind of stories. Giggady, giggady, gig-ga-dy!!! :tongue2:

Heres one I learned real fast. I had put my girl in her enclosure and thought I latched and ran to the restroom. I came right back and she was gone. I found her in my book I was reading 3 min later looking like she was reading it lol.

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Originally Posted by KMG

Well this gave me a good laugh. Half naked women playing with snakes are my favorite kind of stories. Giggady, giggady, gig-ga-dy!!! :tongue2:

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I believe this thread is gif worthy...
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/995066/quagmire-o.gif

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funny stuff

This is not a time for joking around; KayLeighBrown has a real problem here.

KayLeighBrown, I'm not sure we understand your situation fully. Do you have any pictures you could post so we can fully understand what went on here? :D

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Originally Posted by jwill226

This is not a time for joking around; KayLeighBrown has a real problem here.

KayLeighBrown, I'm not sure we understand your situation fully. Do you have any pictures you could post so we can fully understand what went on here? :D

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Lmao smh...you guys are a mess you crack me up xP


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Originally Posted by jwill226

This is not a time for joking around; KayLeighBrown has a real problem here.

KayLeighBrown, I'm not sure we understand your situation fully. Do you have any pictures you could post so we can fully understand what went on here? :D

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You sir are the one not understanding the severity of this situation...we need a video :cool: .

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Originally Posted by Physician&Snakes

You sir are the one not understanding the severity of this situation...we need a video :cool: .

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I see the error of my ways. :bow::bow::bow:

Name calling is not allowed around here..you can receive infractions...

I don't think I caught anyone calling anyone names. o_o

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Originally Posted by KayleighBrown

I don't think I caught anyone calling anyone names. o_o

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Ok,not the sharpest tool in the shed,,it's over your head,forget it..wow

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Originally Posted by NYHC4LIFE8899

Ok,not the sharpest tool in the shed,,it's over your head,forget it..wow

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I'm..... sorry? D:

Don't worry about it, that guy posts random things in nearly every thread. There is no point in even reading the things he posts. For some reason no one does anything about it.

I admit I'm very Naive. But pointing it out to me that harshly, was a bit much.

Low self esteem and all. D:

But I'll let it go and forgive him, I'm also a very forgiving and caring person. n_n

And....

As Anastasia once again tries to battle with my head set. >.<

-Peels her off.-

Well, I didn't get his comment either, but then I've been drinking... :D

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Originally Posted by bcr229

well, i didn't get his comment either, but then i've been drinking... :d

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share! D:

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Originally Posted by NYHC4LIFE8899

Ok,not the sharpest tool in the shed,,it's over your head,forget it..wow

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Play nice. You don't have to call names.

I went back thread the thread 3 times trying top find what he was referencing and I didn't see it.

Unfortunately I'm sober.

He is referring to post #35 here. It was edited though.

http://ball-pythons.net/forums/showt...at-probe/page4

I'm not sure why it got brought up in this thread.

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Originally Posted by jwill226

I went back thread the thread 3 times trying top find what he was referencing and I didn't see it.

Unfortunately I'm sober.

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