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I peed my self today

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  • 09-02-2013, 09:22 AM
    Coldblood
    I peed my self today
    So today's feeding day right... Out him in tub while mouse was defrosting cooked some breakfast nothing different. Take the mouse in after about a half hour in hot tap water... Dipped the mouse in hot water for a second. Dryed it off and dangled it. He wasn't going for it so I moved in closer to see if he was tensing... He lunged straight at my nose... Missed me thank god but sure as hell got my blood pressure up. He did get the mouse. Thought I'd share this as it was somthing unuasual. I'm gana go change my shorts now .
  • 09-02-2013, 10:14 AM
    Aes_Sidhe
    Re: I peed my self today
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Coldblood View Post
    I'm gana go change my shorts now .

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
  • 09-02-2013, 10:34 AM
    Mephibosheth1
    Funny funny

    "Dangerous python attack robs owner of nose"
  • 09-02-2013, 10:52 AM
    dkspftw
    Re: I peed my self today
    Late at night one of my girls usually approaches if I push my nose up on the glass. I mean it's warm and approximately small mouse-sized, no? They'd have a helluva time constricting it, though, unless you're Pinochio or Usopp.
  • 09-02-2013, 11:34 AM
    Tim Mead
    Do not kiss a snake if you have a mustache as it may kiss you back..;)
  • 09-02-2013, 12:13 PM
    SlitherinSisters
    Lol I've had that happen a time or too!
  • 09-02-2013, 12:37 PM
    LooptyLoo
    Oh no! LOL LOL!!!
  • 09-02-2013, 02:46 PM
    Southern_Breeder
    Haha :D
  • 09-02-2013, 03:54 PM
    DPBallPythons
    This thread made me laugh, hah :D
  • 09-02-2013, 04:00 PM
    Diamond Serpents
    Re: I peed my self today
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DPBallPythons View Post
    This thread made me laugh, hah :D

    Tonight on Chanel 4 Action News a killer ball python decided to strike and kill its owner. The owner dodged and escaped almost lifeless. Not much is known on these snakes but I would have to say any thing with snake in it is bad. Back to you Stacy......
  • 09-02-2013, 04:08 PM
    DPBallPythons
    Re: I peed my self today
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Diamond Serpents View Post
    Tonight on Chanel 4 Action News a killer ball python decided to strike and kill its owner. The owner dodged and escaped almost lifeless. Not much is known on these snakes but I would have to say any thing with snake in it is bad. Back to you Stacy......

    Yeh, beware of killer ball pythons, lol. :D Unfortunately, this is media in a nutshell.
  • 09-02-2013, 07:07 PM
    samthemanz3n
    Funny stuff that's one way to wake up I prefer coffee.
  • 09-02-2013, 07:33 PM
    hig
    They should be outlawed cuz you never know how big they r gonna git!
  • 09-03-2013, 02:48 AM
    The Snakery
    This thread has me laughing so hard

    :D :D :D
  • 09-03-2013, 09:06 PM
    CrystalRose
    LOL. That's one way of making sure you're wide awake in the morning.
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