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HOLY CRAP!...literally

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  • 08-10-2013, 05:25 PM
    EntertheWutang
    HOLY CRAP!...literally
    I just put my python in the tub for a bit cause of the dry looking skin he's been having then this happened. (this is the first time I've ever seen my python poop so Im shocked at how much came out!)http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/11/pategaqy.jpg
  • 08-10-2013, 05:41 PM
    Southern_Breeder
    LMFO :rolleye2:
  • 08-10-2013, 05:50 PM
    MootWorm
    HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Haha that's awesome. I saw my hognose poop for the first time yesterday. He was right up against the glass, I had front row seats. I contemplated grabbing my camera for a video, but then I was like "Wow, you really want to film poop?" Then I saw this post :)

    I'm glad I'm not the only one with the urge to document snake turds lol.
  • 08-10-2013, 05:59 PM
    Bluebonnet Herp
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by EntertheWutang View Post
    Im shocked at how much came out!

    Everybody's reaction every time they witness their snake pooping ever.

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MootWorm View Post
    I'm glad I'm not the only one with the urge to document snake turds lol.

    I literally LOL'd when I read that. :laughing:
  • 08-10-2013, 06:01 PM
    EntertheWutang
    HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Haha! It was shocking!
  • 08-10-2013, 06:50 PM
    Aes_Sidhe
    That's remind me a tread about Blood Python not Craping for 9 month and then go all in :rofl::rofl::rofl:
  • 08-10-2013, 09:46 PM
    Shadera
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Wait until you witness the ball python fart. :O
  • 08-10-2013, 09:54 PM
    EntertheWutang
    HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aes_Sidhe View Post
    That's remind me a tread about Blood Python not Craping for 9 month and then go all in :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    It had been a while since mine pooped so I think it was time for launch.
  • 08-10-2013, 09:55 PM
    EntertheWutang
    HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Shadera View Post
    Wait until you witness the ball python fart. :O

    Oh no O_O
  • 08-10-2013, 09:59 PM
    norwegn113
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Shadera View Post
    Wait until you witness the ball python fart. :O

    I just about died the first time I heard mine fart! It was late around 12:30 am and the house was quiet then "BOOM BABY" lol. I got up to see what the noise was and was shocked to se the surprise on the cage wall my girl had left me. I was just about in tears from laughing! I heard from others it happens but until you witness it yourself its just not the same!!! lol.
  • 08-10-2013, 10:06 PM
    norwegn113
    ok so I had to add this EPIC turd! My male boa was stuffed up for months, this was the results! Added the pop can for reference!I was such a proud Poppa that day! lolhttp://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/...psac7af84d.jpg
  • 08-10-2013, 10:10 PM
    MasonC2K
    My biggest ones take bigger poops than I do.
  • 08-10-2013, 10:10 PM
    Daybreaker
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aes_Sidhe View Post
    That's remind me a tread about Blood Python not Craping for 9 month and then go all in :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I think you're talking about my thread about my albino....I was so happy when she finally went! :O

    http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i3...ps94006d50.jpg

    http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i3...psace1a093.jpg
  • 08-10-2013, 10:33 PM
    sissysnakes
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aes_Sidhe View Post
    That's remind me a tread about Blood Python not Craping for 9 month and then go all in :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    That just happened to me.. It was amazing. It looked like he had deflated lol

    Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk 2
  • 08-10-2013, 10:42 PM
    Pythonfriend
    its well-known, they store it up for a more dramatic display later on.

    they even have the ability to turn several decent-sized food items into one.... how shall i put it, one such event :rofl:
  • 08-10-2013, 11:24 PM
    Ms_jojo
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    hahaha.. OH thats nothing.. I swear my Girl and my Boa got turds 3 times as large as my cats.... getting close to dog size.. hahahahahaha ;)

    - - - Updated - - -

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by norwegn113 View Post
    ok so I had to add this EPIC turd! My male boa was stuffed up for months, this was the results! Added the pop can for reference!I was such a proud Poppa that day! lolhttp://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/...psac7af84d.jpg


    um ok this one is close... lol
  • 08-10-2013, 11:33 PM
    Coldblood
    Ok was going to post somthing just like this but then I saw it mine was a "three mouse pile up" he didn't have a real poo since I had him small ones since I was forgiving out the type of food he will eat. Found he likes adult mice even though he's but still a baby but that's all he will take. Was conserned he was constipated and had a stuck shed. I have him a warm bath and let him soak for about 30 mins. Put him back in cage and 10 mins later 3 huge turds latter and almost compleat shed
  • 08-11-2013, 12:31 AM
    Neal
    I've caught my RBS pooping a few times. I know when they lift their tails up what's coming.
  • 08-11-2013, 12:56 AM
    Kat_Dog
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Daybreaker View Post
    I think you're talking about my thread about my albino....I was so happy when she finally went! :O

    Good lord! That is GIANT. It's almost as big as the snake itself o.o
    I could just imagine how uncomfortable one of those would be D:
  • 08-11-2013, 01:16 AM
    Ball Clan
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by norwegn113 View Post
    ok so I had to add this EPIC turd! My male boa was stuffed up for months, this was the results! Added the pop can for reference!I was such a proud Poppa that day! lolhttp://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/...psac7af84d.jpg

    Well if I'd known I was gonna see this I'd have taken a picture of Kay's the other day. She is about 4 feet, 1700 grams and this turd was literally 8 inches long. Yes I measured it lol. She out poops my 5 foot, 3300 gram female consistently lol.
  • 08-11-2013, 01:39 AM
    Bluebonnet Herp
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Shadera View Post
    Wait until you witness the ball python fart. :O

    I remember the first time I heard Boots doing that. All I saw was her mouth open and straining. I heard 3 consecutive strongest blows of the rustiest French horn ever. I thought for a minute my precious python was blowing up, until I saw the turd streak on the substrate...
    OMG it was scary though! Imagine a 15 foot Burm or a meaty blood!
  • 08-11-2013, 09:32 AM
    4theSNAKElady
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MasonC2K View Post
    My biggest ones take bigger poops than I do.

    Omg...i lol'd forreal on that one

    sent from my incubator
  • 08-11-2013, 10:01 AM
    DPBallPythons
    I love how a thread about snake poop can cover 3 whole pages and counting. :gj:
  • 08-11-2013, 10:42 AM
    4theSNAKElady
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DPBallPythons View Post
    I love how a thread about snake poop can cover 3 whole pages and counting. :gj:

    Its because talking about poop in general is funny.:P
  • 08-11-2013, 11:41 AM
    I-KandyReptiles
    HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DPBallPythons View Post
    I love how a thread about snake poop can cover 3 whole pages and counting. :gj:

    We're all just weird like that
  • 08-11-2013, 03:28 PM
    EntertheWutang
    HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Of my god. Those poops are outrageous
  • 08-11-2013, 03:37 PM
    Touchedbyfate
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Shadera View Post
    Wait until you witness the ball python fart. :O


    Do I want to know?
  • 08-11-2013, 03:53 PM
    Bluebonnet Herp
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Neal View Post
    I've caught my RBS pooping a few times. I know when they lift their tails up what's coming.

    Every time I see my snakes do that while I hold them, I flip out. My bigger ball python has made a mess of half my bed before, and my little one will pee a lot, and both have made many an excretion on my lap while I hold them. I even remember when Boots let out a gallon of urine on the couch. I'm at the point I'm traumatized. I more afraid of being pooped/peed on than being bit. Although I admit, it's easier to clean when it's not in the cage, except they have yet to do it on the carpet...
  • 08-11-2013, 03:58 PM
    Bluebonnet Herp
    Warning: There is one bad word in the video.
    http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_...?v=AGuvQPInjmw
  • 08-12-2013, 07:08 PM
    Poseidon
    From a 500-600 gram ball python. It was about two-three Sharpies thick.
    https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...02403077_n.jpg

    I'll take anything in the cage over cups of urine in my fabric couch.
  • 09-14-2013, 07:43 PM
    Garnet
    Sorry for the thread necromancy but I have to tell you all, I've been laughing so hard that I'm leaking tears. I am now not so worried that my little guy hasn't pooped yet!
  • 09-14-2013, 09:47 PM
    bcr229
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Perhaps I should be glad that my BCI female insists on using her water bowl as the toilet, as that way the mess is much easier to clean up.
    That said, every dog in the neighborhood seems to prefer the mailbox at the end of our driveway as a place to "mark territory", so maybe I should dump the waste out there, if only to watch their reaction when realizing that an apex predator left its calling card... :snake:
  • 09-15-2013, 07:55 AM
    grcforce327
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by EntertheWutang View Post
    HOLY CRAP!...literally

    So you put the snake in a tub of Holy Water, correct?
  • 09-15-2013, 03:28 PM
    Reinz
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by grcforce327 View Post
    So you put the snake in a tub of Holy Water, correct?

    :D:P:D:P:D:gj:
  • 09-22-2013, 03:42 AM
    jwill226
    When my BP was about 250-300g she was pooping the same size as the girlfriends 2.5lb Chiwawa. It even looked the same from a distance as long as you didn't notice all the mouse hair in it.
  • 09-22-2013, 04:20 AM
    SquamishSerpents
  • 09-22-2013, 04:24 AM
    Neal
    One thing about feeding rodents that are hairless is the poop is usually a mess.
  • 09-22-2013, 04:32 AM
    B.O.S Reptiles
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    My BCI's Poo was literally bigger than her! Lol it may be weird, but I think it's cool when they poop. I always wonder how they can fit all that poop out of their vents!
  • 09-22-2013, 07:15 AM
    Yaaeee
    Ill stop complaining about my 2-3 inch poops now lol

    & Geezus, I didn't even know they could fart.
  • 09-22-2013, 09:28 AM
    4theSNAKElady
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    U guys r too much.....idk why but the subject of poop is just such an entertaining one lol

    sent from my incubator
  • 09-22-2013, 09:43 AM
    bcr229
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 4theSNAKElady View Post
    U guys r too much.....idk why but the subject of poop is just such an entertaining one lol

    We're easily amused. :P
  • 09-23-2013, 06:09 PM
    M&NSnakeDen
    I've yet to experience the BP fart, but some of my babes have dropped MASSIVE deuces :O
  • 09-23-2013, 06:28 PM
    Alexiel03
    lol all those poops look so small compared to what my 11ft female burmese leaves me xD ill have to contribute pics next time she goes lol
    also bp farts are hillarious xD
  • 09-23-2013, 06:38 PM
    cory9oh4
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by M&NSnakeDen View Post
    I've yet to experience the BP fart, but some of my babes have dropped MASSIVE deuces :O

    I can honestly say, until now, I have never heard a chick drop the term Massive Deuce. rofl!!
  • 09-23-2013, 06:46 PM
    M&NSnakeDen
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cory9oh4 View Post
    I can honestly say, until now, I have never heard a chick drop the term Massive Deuce. rofl!!

    I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not LOL.
    Being in the health care field has given me the ability to talk about poo without so much as a second thought.
    One of my patients will go a week without much more than a teeny turd. Enema time comes around and afterward I tend to congratulate him on the birth of his new baby.
  • 09-23-2013, 06:49 PM
    cory9oh4
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by M&NSnakeDen View Post
    I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not LOL.
    Being in the health care field has given me the ability to talk about poo without so much as a second thought.
    One of my patients will go a week without much more than a teeny turd. Enema time comes around and afterward I tend to congratulate him on the birth of his new baby.

    I know how that is, I'm an EMT and get to walk into some stinky situations. I promise it was in a good joking manner at not offensively lol! I just pictured your avatar saying massive deuce in a Canadian accent. :rofl:
  • 09-23-2013, 06:57 PM
    M&NSnakeDen
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cory9oh4 View Post
    I know how that is, I'm an EMT and get to walk into some stinky situations. I promise it was in a good joking manner at not offensively lol! I just pictured your avatar saying massive deuce in a Canadian accent. :rofl:

    Lol, you know the deal then :cool: My workplace is just one giant green cloud of stench, most days.
    One would think a girl talking about poop like it's nothing could be a deterrent.
    Also, Canadian accent?! How exotic.
  • 09-23-2013, 07:02 PM
    cory9oh4
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by M&NSnakeDen View Post
    Lol, you know the deal then :cool: My workplace is just one giant green cloud of stench, most days.
    One would think a girl talking about poop like it's nothing could be a deterrent.
    Also, Canadian accent?! How exotic.

    I only say Canadian because of the flag on your profile. I was checking to see if it had your gender prior to making my comment so no one was offended :gj:
  • 09-23-2013, 07:06 PM
    M&NSnakeDen
    Re: HOLY CRAP!...literally
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cory9oh4 View Post
    I only say Canadian because of the flag on your profile. I was checking to see if it had your gender prior to making my comment so no one was offended :gj:

    I am indeed Canadian and female. I just don't ever think I have an accent...like most people haha.
    Changed my avatar to avoid any further gender confusion :D
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