Bumper sticker fun..

More meaningless propaganda from Rusty:
*Disclaimer, I do not personally agree with the last one.

Best Bumper Stickers



17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are
an *******.


16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard
feelings."


15. The proctologist called...they found your head.


14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just
don't have any film.


13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your
date.


12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.


11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke
off.


10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.


9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you
have to be one.


8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call
these people Everybody, But Me."


7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal
friends.


6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.


5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and
sue you.


4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.


3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small
and fragile to be out by itself.


2. Hang up and drive!


AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER:


1. Welcome to America ... Now speak English!

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I think I'll make one that says:
"as a matter of fact, I do own the road"..lol
Rusty

Hehe - good one.

Had to update the 'ole censor there ;)

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5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and
sue you

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Thats my favorite.

Those ones are funny

I have one thats my favorite:

You're kid's on the honor roll...so what? you're still a moron.


there are other ones, and they would be a lil hard to censor

Those are good.
I saw one that applies to my job everyday
"You can't fix stupid"

Thanks for the laugh!!
(Hope I don't offend anyone, but I DO agree w/the last one.)
:wink:

I use to have a bumper sticker that said "Ex Wife for sale...Take over payments!" and "Get any closer and I'll flip a booger out at you"

And one that I see around here alot is "My son beat up your Honor Roll student"

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(Hope I don't offend anyone, but I DO agree w/the last one.)

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As do I.....

sorry forgot about the censoring..lol
Rusty
As for the speak english bit, yeah, it can be annoying to me when I cannot understand someone, but to be honest if I can't understand, I just tell them that and walk away. I don't shop in establishments where I cannot get any help from someone I can understand.
I guess I don't care either way.
Rusty

I like
Jesus saves sinners ... and redeems them for valuable prizes! (Makes me think of Green Stamps)
Jesus (Fernandez) is my co-pilot

my favorite one was "bumper stickers suck."

One of my favorites was one that said "Heaven Doesn't Want Me & Hell is Afriad I'll Take Over."

I also saw one once that was VERY racey!! If anyone wants to hear about it, PM me cuz it aint appropriate for everyone.

I also agree with the speak english one, thanks!

One of the best ones I have seen was on a full size chevy pickup.

"It's a full size thing your Jeep wouldn't understand."

Ok so I don't feel like a complete idiot if they are not around where you live, here there is a ton of Jeep's, Grand Cherokee's and Jeep Liberty's with bumper stickers that say "It's a Jeep thing you wouldn't understand."

So needless to say I found that one funny.

Another for all you hockey fans
Jesus saves, Gretzky gets the rebound and scores!

Meat is murder
save animals
eat people

Rusty