Laugh untill milk comes out of your nose..

Yeah I am in a weird mood.
Here is a great email I got this morning. Just wanted to share
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With
That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All
Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go." (I love it!)

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile . . . . . Its Called Therapy.


Rusty

I have on:

21: Stand in the mall wearing a sleeve-less t-shirt, fingerless gloves, sky goggles and hold an insanly oversized sword. Then when someone asks you who you are you say your a japanese cartoon.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

This actually works ^_^

I was hoping to try number one some time, but I'm not old enough to drive yet.

Funny stuff!

Here's another one to try:
When someone gives you a statement: "Sorry, we have no bananas."
Turn it in to a complicated negative question: "How could you not have bananas?" or "The script isn't finished" your reply "How can the script not be finished?"

When people at work ask me, "Have you seen Jonathan?" or "Do you know where Chris is?", I like to answer "Go fish." ;)

# 18 is great. I think I will try that when I go to the Zoo.
i already do # 8 :) just read any of my posts

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I go to the Zoo.

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there is puncuation in that post, ha

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Originally Posted by Marla

When people at work ask me, "Have you seen Jonathan?" or "Do you know where Chris is?", I like to answer "Go fish." ;)

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When anyone would ask my grandfather "Where's so and so?" he would say "she broke a leg, so we shot her."

Here's another one. If you find a hand written note left for somebody, write something nonsensical at the bottom of it like "p.s. There are peas in my socks."

LOL Gen! I think I'll use that one. :lol:

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11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."Rusty

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As someone who is workin in & has worked in fast food for a longer time than I care to admit, I can validate that this drives me up the freakin wall!!!!! I am workin part time at Arby's until I finish my bachelors & i get stuck on drive thru a lot! When somebody comes through & says "I want two beef-n-cheddars to go." I just wanna be all like "Are you sure you want it to go or would you like me to hand you a tray so you can eat here at the freakin window & then leave when you're done!?" It aggravates me to no end (P.M.O.) and makes me wanna hit the customer repeatedly about the head & shoulders with an Irishman's shalaylee!!