Mind your business, Boys, this is Girl talk!

I don't have cable because I think it's the biggest load of overpriced crap since $126 yoga pants. I'm not really "addicted" to a lot of current shows. I basically just find a series on Netflix and watch it in the evenings until I'm done with it and then I find something else.

Unfortunately, I found Teen Mom. There's a Teen Mom 2 too. I'm not proud of it, but we're all friends here, right? Anyway- does anyone else watch this? If so, would anyone like to kick in a few bucks toward my "Order a Hit on Amber Fund"?

I'm 35 years old and I had my daughter when I was 23 and already married (not knocked up at the wedding), it's not like I can relate to these girls! I don't know what the hell my problem is, I can't stop watching it! I've gone as far as I can with Teen Mom 2 until the new episodes are posted (Hey, it's the 21st! They're on mtv.com now!) and I'm on the season finale of season two of Teen Mom....but I'll be done with that season in about 52-68 minutes, depending on how long it takes me to finish this nonsense.

Where are these girls getting the money to rent nice apartments and wear nice clothes?? None of my high school teen mom friends drove brand new freaking Chargers while unemployed! My furniture right now isn't as nice as most of theirs! And half of them have braces. Do you know how much braces cost? A lot! And why doesn't Dr Drew ever tell Farrah that she's a spoiled princess who should be thanking her overbearing mother instead of crying all the damn time that mommy's "annoying"?? All these questions!

Thanks for letting me vent. I'd love to hear about anyone else's shameful television addictions!

first of all, NOW i am smitten with you!

second i love me some teen mom, new girl, spartacus, dexter, tosh.0 and by default i love me some Doc McStuffins, mickey's playhouse, spongebob...etc...

Do you really watch Teen Mom? Please don't let that be sarcasm!
Do you think just this one time, in this one case, it would be ok if Gary chose to grab Amber by her nappy head and say, "Seriously, skank, call me a fat ass ONE more time! Please. Do it!"?

ask me anything. its not sarcasm. i wish it was...

gary and amber have a cute little girl, leah who will be forever messed up when her mom comes back from prison. Farrahs mom got arrested for battery against her own daughter. farrah calls her dad Michael. bently will grow up with all the off road vehicles he can imagine but his mom and dad need to grow the eff up. why the hell are carley's parents still on the show???

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proof enough?:D

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Originally Posted by cecilbturtle

ask me anything. its not sarcasm. i wish it was...

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Where's Farrah's baby daddy?

too soon. he died.
when farrah talks about him she has the absolute worst cry face. Poor little sophia...

DUDE! Did you miss the part where I said that I'm only on Season Two?? I didn't know AmberCrazyWhore went to prison, ruiner! I can't say I'm not thrilled though. Leah IS super cute, cutest kid on the show in my opinion.

Farrah does have a positively pitiful cry face. I think I may have actually chuckled the first time I saw it. I'm sure I regretted it wholeheartedly, but it just caught me off guard. Come to think of it, Amber has a really bad cry face too. But she's usually faking it, and her face sucks anyway so I'm sure that doesn't help either.

Wow. I really thought I might be the only person in the world who watches Teen Mom!

Ive watched it.

The only one I liked in teen mom was catelynn and Tyler. At least they had some sense to them

I'm forced to watch it by my fiancé. Honestly I could kill amber, Farrah, and jeanel or however you spell her name. Her and Keifer....I mean seriously they are more annoying than amber and Gary. I'm ashamed to say this but I have recently become addicted to the show "buck wild"... :x

Not judging here, but did find reading this to be hilarious. :gj: :rofl:

I flick it on every once in awhile. I LOVE jaenelles mom. She sounds hilarious. "You keep smoking that weed and you're gunna be livin in the streets with ya booioooyyyyfriendddd!" Lmao. I dont really know any of the other ones.

Never seen Teen Mom but..... I'm in love with America's Next Top Model. I really don't look like an ANTM fan, but I've watched every season (and there's been 19). I don't usually watch t.v. shows, but I make an exception for my gurl Tyra. She's just so beautiful and strong and batpoop crazy... I can't help it. The girls are all so dumb and the other judges are so fabulous.

Now you all know my secret. Be gentle with it.

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Never seen Teen Mom but..... I'm in love with America's Next Top Model. I really don't look like an ANTM fan, but I've watched every season (and there's been 19). I don't usually watch t.v. shows, but I make an exception for my gurl Tyra. She's just so beautiful and strong and batpoop crazy... I can't help it. The girls are all so dumb and the other judges are so fabulous.

Now you all know my secret. Be gentle with it.

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Tyra banks is "just so beautiful"? What did we tell you about drunk posting, liv...

I love trashy tv lol. I love Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 :) Also a big fan of Buckwild, Jersey Shore, Catfish, etc...

Catfish is NOT trashy!

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Originally Posted by BrandiR

Where are these girls getting the money to rent nice apartments and wear nice clothes?? None of my high school teen mom friends drove brand new freaking Chargers while unemployed! My furniture right now isn't as nice as most of theirs! And half of them have braces. Do you know how much braces cost? A lot!

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My fiance's friend knows Jenelle and said that as long as the show is running the girls get paid 8k a month. The parents and boyfriends get paid something too but I can't remember how much. I think it was like 2k a month whenever a episode aired with them in it.

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Originally Posted by Wes

My fiance's friend knows Jenelle and said that as long as the show is running the girls get paid 8k a month. The parents and boyfriends get paid something too but I can't remember how much. I think it was like 2k a month whenever a episode aired with them in it.

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I wish i was a teen mom

Great, now I have to put Teen Mom on my Netflix. Gee, thanks guys! :-P

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Originally Posted by Annarose15

Great, now I have to put Teen Mom on my Netflix. Gee, thanks guys! :-P

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Its really not that good of a show lol...

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Its really not that good of a show lol...

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^ this. but it will make you feel better about yourself :P

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Originally Posted by Wes

^ this. but it will make you feel better about yourself :P

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No it doesn't. It makes me sad that I don't have girl parts and can't become a teen mom. $8K a month to be a dumb slut is a pretty good gig imo.

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No it doesn't. It makes me sad that I don't have girl parts and can't become a teen mom. $8K a month to be a dumb slut is a pretty good gig imo.

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True, but knowing you have less money and still have your stuff together better than them has to count for something. Give it another 2 years and you will hear about these girls being broke and living back with their parents because it is obvious none of them are saving a dime and they are getting use to a life style that will quickly disappear once the show finds a new group of dumb sluts.

Edit: plus you would have a lot of competition now that all these 16 year old girls are trying to get pregnant just so they can try to get on this show, so you would have to be a REALLY dumb slut... lol

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Its really not that good of a show lol...

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I'm sure it's like a car accident - terrible, but you just....can't....stop....looking! Besides, I gave up cable in December, so haven't gotten to watch any solid crap tv in months. ;)

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tyra banks is "just so beautiful"? What did we tell you about drunk posting, liv...

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you take that back

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Originally Posted by Wes

you would have to be a REALLY dumb slut... lol

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My downstairs would see more activity than the McDonalds Drive Thru during the lunch hour. I'd be the best teen mom ever.

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Originally Posted by liv

you take that back

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Ew. Noooo thank you. You a bit craycray livy.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

I flick it on every once in awhile. I LOVE jaenelles mom. She sounds hilarious. "You keep smoking that weed and you're gunna be livin in the streets with ya booioooyyyyfriendddd!" Lmao. I dont really know any of the other ones.

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Thanks for that, Mike. Tonight I'll let you know which is worse to have stuck in your head all day, this line or 'Call Me Maybe'.

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Originally Posted by BrandiR

Thanks for that, Mike. Tonight I'll let you know which is worse to have stuck in your head all day, this line or 'Call Me Maybe'.

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Another good one is when she walks out onto the front porch pointing at jaenele an keefer and is like "HIGH! HIGH! You're both HIGH!"

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Another good one is when she walks out onto the front porch pointing at jaenele an keefer and is like "HIGH! HIGH! You're both HIGH!"

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"All I know, JANELLE, is that you need ta staht takin' care o' this BAY-bee!"

I used to watch the O.C. and was totally captivated by it. Then it got put down; thank god for that... I am finally free from pity parade a show!
I am on the Netflix tip now too, watch Dexter, Family Guy, American Dad, Fringe, other random nonsense.

I don't like most reality T.V. because it is all crap. I can't imagine Teen Mom is any better then the rest of the reality garbola that is out there, but I feel your shame.

I used to watch teen mom then I stopped when I was yelling at the tv b/c the girls are true idiots and I wanted to slap some sense into all of them. I am however addicted to anime on cruchyroll and hulu. We got rid of our cable and have those plus netflix. Much cheeper!! I have found that I am however addicted to a specific type of anime though, shoujo anime.

I love that more dudes than chicks commented in this thread.

So I'll be buzz killington here. No, I don't watch it. I refuse to watch anything that glorifies being a snotty brat who can't keep her legs together as a teenager, and expects everything handed to her on a silver platter.

I also refuse to watch other crap like jersey shore, toddler's and tiaras, etc. Basically any of the garbage that promotes kids/people acting like cancers on society and being praised for it.

Even if you don't "like" the shows, it's like watching a train wreck. You just can't look away because you want to see what stupid thing/act will happen next. I refuse to give them ratings and notoriety for it.


The "teen mom" epidemic in teenage culture today is sickening. I have seen personally the effect of this heinous show on teen girls (idiotic teen girls mind you, but teen girls nontheless) who are TRYING to get pregnant to get on the show. My pediatrician for my daughters talked to me about it, and how he had 3 girls that week come in who were under 16 and admitted to being sexually active, not using protection, because they wanted to get on the show. 3. in a week. We are not a huge town by any means. That is just scary and sad.

So no, I won't watch it. I hope the ratings die and they pull the show.


/end buzz killington

All I gotta do is make it til april and ill have survived from becoming a teenage pregnancy statistic...

Haha ill make you a statistic mike!!

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Originally Posted by carlson

Haha ill make you a statistic mike!!

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If theres a storm coming my way ill be sure to put on a raincoat. ;)

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

If theres a storm coming my way ill be sure to put on a raincoat. ;)

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Hahaha make sure it's doesn't rip and spoil the moment nine months later.

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Originally Posted by carlson

Hahaha make sure it's doesn't rip and spoil the moment nine months later.

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Maury Maury Maury!

The results are in..... You... Are... We will be right back after this commercial break..... Not the father! Then I'd be all like see I told you I told you I'm not the dad yous a lier!

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So I'll be buzz killington here. No, I don't watch it. I refuse to watch anything that glorifies being a snotty brat who can't keep her legs together as a teenager, and expects everything handed to her on a silver platter.

I also refuse to watch other crap like jersey shore, toddler's and tiaras, etc. Basically any of the garbage that promotes kids/people acting like cancers on society and being praised for it.

Even if you don't "like" the shows, it's like watching a train wreck. You just can't look away because you want to see what stupid thing/act will happen next. I refuse to give them ratings and notoriety for it.


The "teen mom" epidemic in teenage culture today is sickening. I have seen personally the effect of this heinous show on teen girls (idiotic teen girls mind you, but teen girls nontheless) who are TRYING to get pregnant to get on the show. My pediatrician for my daughters talked to me about it, and how he had 3 girls that week come in who were under 16 and admitted to being sexually active, not using protection, because they wanted to get on the show. 3. in a week. We are not a huge town by any means. That is just scary and sad.

So no, I won't watch it. I hope the ratings die and they pull the show.


/end buzz killington

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Your loss! Ha ha!

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Originally Posted by BrandiR

Your loss! Ha ha!

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Shut up brandi. You'd beat your daughter if she got pregnant lol.

I think I'd get beaten if I came home
Knocked up haha.

And I'm 20 now haha

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Shut up brandi. You'd beat your daughter if she got pregnant lol.

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Yes, there is a high likelihood that you are correct! Forget being pregnant, my daughter would talk to me like those chicks talk to their parents one time, and I guarantee she wouldn't complete the sentence. The key is to make sure they know that long before getting knocked up and drugs and drinking are even on their radar.

Hey if I come home knocked up I bet I can get a tv show lol now question is how does a female knock me up hmmm

Anyone watch catfish? Super good episode right now

I'm watching it right now for the first time because of this thread. I want to look away, but I can't.

I'm up to episode 7 and it's chock full o' Amber! I seriously hate that girl.
Is she acting for the show, or do you think she's really that big of a psycho?? ALL of her facial expressions piss me off.

Speaking of psychos - "Have fun livin' on the street with your BOOOYYY-friend!!" (Thanks again for that one, Mike).

I think I can get in one more episode tonight.

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Originally Posted by BrandiR

I'm up to episode 7 and it's chock full o' Amber! I seriously hate that girl.
Is she acting for the show, or do you think she's really that big of a psycho?? ALL of her facial expressions piss me off.

Speaking of psychos - "Have fun livin' on the street with your BOOOYYY-friend!!" (Thanks again for that one, Mike).

I think I can get in one more episode tonight.

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Janels mom is so fricken funny hahaha. "HIGH, HIGH! YOU'RE BOTH HIGHHH!"