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  • 05-08-2004, 10:16 PM
    invadertoast
    I just watched Python (it was a FOX movie). It was on the $5 rack at Target a while ago so I bought it for a laugh. Plus I seem to collect really bad movies... anyway I've been watching bits and peices of it for about three weekends now and I finally finished it tonight. This movie had everything: lesbians, awesome acting, awesome fight scenes (with killer background music), and a plot line I completely could not follow because I think I fell asleep maybe 30 times. There's also a burm and a baby ball. And then there's the star of the show, a 129 foot genetically engineered python. It spits stomach acid and has a taste for human flesh, and can even stab people with its' tail! Wow! Next time you're in Target I reccoment picking it up if you want something to laugh at...
  • 05-08-2004, 10:20 PM
    LOL....I may just have to check that out. :D
  • 05-08-2004, 10:30 PM
    Soul_Of_Fire
    Ratville Rattery!!
    Dude that movie has the best opening scene LMAO you guessed it. And the snake is so cool looking. Talk about trying to handle a hot LOL.
  • 05-08-2004, 10:43 PM
    invadertoast
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Soul_Of_Fire
    Dude that movie has the best opening scene LMAO you guessed it. And the snake is so cool looking. Talk about trying to handle a hot LOL.

    Lol, when I put the movie in my first thought was "Woah, did they package the wrong dvd in the case??" Needless to say, I wasn't expecting that! :shock: But I have to admit, the snake was cool looking... but seriously, how'd all 129 feet of it hide in a one car garage and not be seen?? lol
  • 05-08-2004, 10:48 PM
    steelsack
    I remember seeing the trailers for that flick but then forgot all about it. I will check it out because like you, I can appreciate good cheese.
    I've looked long and hard, but it's hard to top Big Trouble in Little China and the Evil Dead trilogy.
  • 05-08-2004, 10:57 PM
    Soul_Of_Fire
    Now what you have to check out is Python 2 its in the Antartic LMFAO...or was that Boa sorry i can't remember but if you like chesse check those out. They're a great laugh and somepeople actually believe in those Hollywood flicks which is really really sad.
  • 05-08-2004, 11:04 PM
    rex322
    the movie boa is wrose. the boa has fangs lik a rattlesnake would
  • 05-08-2004, 11:15 PM
    Hoomi
    OK, if you guys like "cheesy movies", you've got to check out http://www.badmovies.org . Most of the reviews for the movies are funnier and more entertaining than the movies themselves ever were.

    It's a great site for wasting time at...
  • 05-09-2004, 03:33 AM
    Soul_Of_Fire
    LOL that site is sooooo funny man. Your right its a great time waster.
  • 05-09-2004, 06:03 AM
    Wizill
    you guys must watch a movie called snake island. its worse than python, trust me.
  • 05-09-2004, 10:30 AM
    Marla
    I watched Anaconda for the first time a few weeks ago, and it was unbelievably bad too. The snake made so much noise and was so aggressive! I realize anacondas can actually be aggressive and have been known to stalk people, but that was ridiculous! It is fun to watch a cheesy movie sometimes, but it has to have something going for it, like eye candy or unintentionally funny dialogue. :D
  • 05-09-2004, 11:03 AM
    jotay
    Ahhhh...Python and Python2 I have sung there praises many times on this site.
    When watching Anaconda ( which I see about once a week, my 13yo son has a thing for J-Lo :( One must remember that is a super special Anaconda not your everyday fellow :)
    All those "B" movies crack me up!
  • 05-09-2004, 12:11 PM
    steelsack
    Another good one is Eight Legged Freaks. It just slays me every time I see it.
    That part in Anaconda when the bad guy (can't remember his name) gets regurgitated and drops a wink at J-Lo cracks me up, too :lol:
    Anybody seen the latest "Willard"?
  • 05-09-2004, 12:51 PM
    gen
    LOL!! The first movie I ever saw with my boyfriend was Anaconda when it was out in theatres 7 years ago. We joke about it now and then. He says, "Wow, you must have really liked me to agree to go see that movie."
  • 05-09-2004, 01:41 PM
    invadertoast
    I love bad movies :D I saw Anaconda when it first came out too, but I can hardly remember it. A good one I got for my birthday is Komodo, yay giant killer lizards! And I've been dying to see Eight Legged Freaks but still haven't yet... lol, I think my movie collection has more bad movies than anything worth watching (I have over 20 horror movies from the 1930s through the early 80s!) Plus such classics as C.H.U.D. and C.H.U.D. II (cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers) and of course, The Frogs.
  • 05-09-2004, 04:14 PM
    daftperception
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  • 05-09-2004, 07:50 PM
    Marla
    Its a girl like i thought!
    I was going to suggest Frogs for anyone who enjoys cheesy monster movies. A warning, though: this is waaay cheesier and less believable than Anaconda. :lol:
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