Worst Advice You've Ever Gotten

What's the worst advice you've ever gotten? For me, as far as keeping snakes, it's this;
"You don't need the lid. Ball pythons don't like to climb."

And in other areas of life, it's this;
"Just ignore him and he'll lose interest. It's not like he's stalking you." :O

What's the worst advice you've ever been given?

for me it is " they don't need to be fed every month " from a pet store, were else. talking about a ball python!!!

"Just go for it, theres no way you'll get caught!"

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

"Just go for it, theres no way you'll get caught!"

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Lol..:p

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"They can live in colonies. You can put several together and they make a great display." - 'They' being corn snakes. The breeder who sold me my first cornsnake boy (which he called an anery, amel, with the 'patternless' gene but was actually a whiteout) told me that when I asked about whether or not he needed a separate tank from my girl.

"Let's do it! What's the worst that can happen?" -My sister on going to meet up with some guy who was flirting with her online. After an 8 hour car drive, missing a college final, and her finding out he was engaged, I decided maybe we should go back home. Love her to death but sometimes, I wonder what she's thinking. :)

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Originally Posted by DrDooLittle

Lol..:p

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Most of the time we didnt. But it was really my fault for listening to the same bad advice multiple times lol...

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Originally Posted by GoFride

And in other areas of life, it's this;
"Just ignore him and he'll lose interest. It's not like he's stalking you."

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lol if a girl ignores me, i want her more. why else would girls play "hard to get" with guys they like. yall know this. now if a girl straight up tells me to screw off, on to the next one. :P

worst advice ever: "dude you need to get a pair of these. crocs are so comfy!"

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Originally Posted by creepin

worst advice ever: "dude you need to get a pair of these. crocs are so comfy!"

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LIES LIES LIES LIES!!!!

Crocs are HELLA comfy!!!!

In retrospect, it wasn't necessarily advice, but that's how I took it! About five years ago I decided that I wanted Angelina Jolie lips, but without the needles. I read this article in Cosmo about lip plumping glosses and it said that a key ingredient in most of the good ones is Cayenne Pepper.

Because I'm really smart and always thinking outside the box, I thought if one little speck in an entire tube will have a plumping effect, imagine how gorgeous I'll be if I use an ENTIRE CAP of it mixed with just enough water (I even used distilled, because magic can't be taken lightly) to make a paste!!

I did. I rubbed it all over my lips. I got it on my teeth, and under my finger nails. I had burned blotches of face for more than an entire day!! I haven't tried to make my own make up again, I just leave it to the experts these days.

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Originally Posted by BrandiR

In retrospect, it wasn't necessarily advice, but that's how I took it! About five years ago I decided that I wanted Angelina Jolie lips, but without the needles. I read this article in Cosmo about lip plumping glosses and it said that a key ingredient in most of the good ones is Cayenne Pepper.

Because I'm really smart and always thinking outside the box, I thought if one little speck in an entire tube will have a plumping effect, imagine how gorgeous I'll be if I use an ENTIRE CAP of it mixed with just enough water (I even used distilled, because magic can't be taken lightly) to make a paste!!

I did. I rubbed it all over my lips. I got it on my teeth, and under my finger nails. I had burned blotches of face for more than an entire day!! I haven't tried to make my own make up again, I just leave it to the experts these days.

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AHAHAHAHA!!! I only laugh because I would do something like this :P

"Let's shave the cat! There's NO WAY your mom could be mad!"

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Originally Posted by Coleslaw007

"Let's shave the cat! There's NO WAY your mom could be mad!"

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Mike's given you WAY worse advice than that. WAY worse. The original post didn't say it had to be advice you've taken.

"Hotel Transylvania is a great movie, I totally recommend it!"

Take your Savanna Monitor out and let it Crawl around that would be cool! They are super super Fast and lo to the ground.

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Originally Posted by BrandiR

Mike's given you WAY worse advice than that. WAY worse. The original post didn't say it had to be advice you've taken.

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What? I thought all his advice was dead-on? He said he never lies...

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Originally Posted by Coleslaw007

What? I thought all his advice was dead-on? He said he never lies...

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He lies.

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Originally Posted by BrandiR

He lies.

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Nah, no way. He's on the internet and the internet never lies. Besides, if he lies about never lying then it means he tells the truth so he's not lying. Boom, checkmate.

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I think that was less than 10 moves, too.

"You can totally clear that" followed shortly by me trying to pick up a broken bike with a few broken bones.

"Piercing your ear cartilage with a safety pin will be totally awesome and not that painful!"


I couldn't sleep on that ear for months... At least nothing really bad happened, and I still have that piercing to this day.
But from now on all my piercings will be done professionally. I learned my lesson!

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"You can totally clear that" followed shortly by me trying to pick up a broken bike with a few broken bones.

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Along those same lines, "dude you can totally clear that triple strand concertina wire, we'll just put a flak over it to make sure".... In my defense I wasn't the only one that cheered him on and I thought he could do it.:rofl:

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Originally Posted by BrandiR

Mike's given you WAY worse advice than that. WAY worse. The original post didn't say it had to be advice you've taken.

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Ohhh ive got some advice for you too...

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Originally Posted by Coleslaw007

What? I thought all his advice was dead-on? He said he never lies...

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Shhh, don't listen to her Nicole. She doesn't know what shes talking about. Shes confused...

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Originally Posted by Aztec4mia

"dude you can totally clear that triple strand concertina wire, we'll just put a flak over it to make sure".... In my defense I wasn't the only one that cheered him on and I thought he could do it.:rofl:

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This reminds me of one of the worst ideas I've ever witnessed, I had a sergeant that got the idea, during a training exercise, that he would throw himself on the concertina wire so we could breach the wire and assualt a sniper position. He was tall and thin and I am 6' and with my gear then probably around 220 or so! lol it was some good training hoah :)

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You should wear that. It will look good on you.

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"It's okay that you don't like Jagermeister or Red Bull...TOGETHER they taste great! (just drink reallly, really, really fast)"

"It's okay, they're gentle, really!"

Anacondas are never gentle.

-Jen

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Originally Posted by Annarose15

"It's okay that you don't like Jagermeister or Red Bull...TOGETHER they taste great! (just drink reallly, really, really fast)"

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My friend once convinced my other friend that a jagerbomb was a shot of redbull in a glass of jager lmao

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

My friend once convinced my other friend that a jagerbomb was a shot of redbull in a glass of jager lmao

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I think I just regurged a little in my mouth!!

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Originally Posted by Annarose15

I think I just regurged a little in my mouth!!

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He convinced him to finish one and then he just fell asleep. Im pretty sure he STILL thinks thats what it really is hahaha

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

My friend once convinced my other friend that a jagerbomb was a shot of redbull in a glass of jager lmao

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I think I just threw upp in my mouth a little

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

My friend once convinced my other friend that a jagerbomb was a shot of redbull in a glass of jager lmao

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That's nasty...


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Originally Posted by Mike41793

My friend once convinced my other friend that a jagerbomb was a shot of redbull in a glass of jager lmao

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That will make for either a really good night or really bad one, there is no middle ground on that one.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

My friend once convinced my other friend that a jagerbomb was a shot of redbull in a glass of jager lmao

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Das nasty! Jager is DISGUSTING!

A bunch of friends once decided it would be a good idea to take shots... of everclear. Insta-puke-fest.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

My friend once convinced my other friend that a jagerbomb was a shot of redbull in a glass of jager lmao

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I once convinced the neighbor kid that some rabbit poo was sixlets. It was pretty funny, he ate them. :D

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"Drive it like you stole it."

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He convinced him to finish one and then he just fell asleep. Im pretty sure he STILL thinks thats what it really is hahaha

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Realize this was a bit ago but thats really gross lmao... funny though as especially as in Germany its a upset stomach medicine also lol..

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Originally Posted by Coleslaw007

Das nasty! Jager is DISGUSTING!

A bunch of friends once decided it would be a good idea to take shots... of everclear. Insta-puke-fest.

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Guilty of this one.. Haha. Never again.

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Originally Posted by DrDooLittle

I once convinced the neighbor kid that some rabbit poo was sixlets. It was pretty funny, he ate them. :D

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Whats a sixlet...? Thats nasty! Ewww

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Whats a sixlet...? Thats nasty! Ewww

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These yummy little candies!
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixlets

Can't believe you have never heard of them.

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I cant believe you did that lol. Thats really awful haha.

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Originally Posted by DrDooLittle

I once convinced the neighbor kid that some rabbit poo was sixlets. It was pretty funny, he ate them. :D

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Doolittle, I have done some horrible things... But NEVER have I made someone eat feces. Yuck lol

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Originally Posted by DrDooLittle

I once convinced the neighbor kid that some rabbit poo was sixlets. It was pretty funny, he ate them. :D

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This is hilarious! Like, tears in the eyes hilarious! I can't stop picturing it. How old were you? (Please let it be old enough to know how wrong this is, fingers crossed!)

Yeah, I don't think I will ever forget that story.

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Originally Posted by Coleslaw007

Doolittle, I have done some horrible things... But NEVER have I made someone eat feces. Yuck lol

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She didn't MAKE him, she CONVINCED him. True master mind right there.

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This is hilarious! Like, tears in the eyes hilarious! I can't stop picturing it. How old were you? (Please let it be old enough to know how wrong this is, fingers crossed!)

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I don't remember exactly how old. We moved out of that house when I was 10 or 11, so sometime under that. I remember dumping some of the bag out, and mixing the bunny pellets in though.

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Originally Posted by DrDooLittle

I don't remember exactly how old. We moved out of that house when I was 10 or 11, so sometime under that. I remember dumping some of the bag out, and mixing the bunny pellets in though.

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Holy crap! You really thought this through! I was picturing you just offering him a handful of rabbit turds and I wondered, "What kid is so stupid that he wouldn't question why all the Sixlets are brown?" It makes perfect sense now.

This one story could have been it's own thread!

I am betting that if Doolittle plays RPG, he chooses either a rogue or a dark magic user. I can really see him as a Shadow Priest with max points in Mind Control.

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Originally Posted by MasonC2K

I am betting that if Doolittle plays RPG, he chooses either a rogue or a dark magic user. I can really see him as a Shadow Priest with max points in Mind Control.

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Her. She's female. Lol :P

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Originally Posted by satomi325

Her. She's female. Lol :P

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Lol I was waiting for someone else to say it.