Fun BP Poo Stories!

I think my favorite was when I had Magnus all set in his pre-shed bath, and he decided to drop a great big smelly one right there in my sink. XD You can be sure I got him out of there quick (of course not interrupting the pooping process, but as soon as he was done. He always hates his baths, but he didn't have to POO in it...) Made our bathroom stink the whole afternoon!

Why are you bathing him pre-shed? That is more likely to cause a BAD shed by removing oils essential for shedding.

He hates humidity. I keep it as high as I can without him getting cranky, and bathe him when he hits blue.
Otherwise he gets partial sheds.

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Originally Posted by Archimedes

He hates humidity. I keep it as high as I can without him getting cranky, and bathe him when he hits blue.

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Does he tell you this?

My boyfriend at any time seems to be most at risk for fun fecal happenings with the snakes. My ex had my mojave male crawling around in his shirt and got a nice wet one on his back, and again when he was holding him while watching a movie. Current boyfriend was pooped on by both the mojave male and my little fire female (he also experienced my mojo male rubbing his hemipenes all over him when we got everyone out for a group shot, maybe it's a jealousy thing? :rolleyes: )

And then there's the time my pastel female held it for a good 4-5 months, and then had a bowel movement almost 1/3 as big as she was. It was also bigger than my roommate's dog's crap :P At the time she and my mojave were my first and only snakes, so I was just amazed.

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Erica, we are all very appreciative of the photographic evidence. Apparently, it did happen!

My favorite moments are still when I'm awakened in the middle of the night by the sweet sound of snake flatus.

There's an official poo thread. Just in case there's not enough poo here and you guys wanted more. mmmmmmm poo.:D

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Originally Posted by swansonbb

Erica, we are all very appreciative of the photographic evidence. Apparently, it did happen!

My favorite moments are still when I'm awakened in the middle of the night by the sweet sound of snake flatus.

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:oops: I was very excited, both at her capacity and the fact she wasn't constipated :P

Snake flatus is something that has to be heard to be believed. First experience with it made me feel like I was in a B rate slasher. Alone, in the dark, watching a scary movie and then pbbbbbbft from the direction of the snake rack. Was just missing the killer 15' BP :rolleyes:

my snake left me a christmas gift on christmas morning lol

My albino girl has this weird tendency to slither all over her poo so that there's streaks of it all over her. :confusd: I thought it just happened the once because she crapped in her hide and it got on her, but it's happened almost every time since. I usually wake up to find a kind of flattened turd and a poo-streaked snake curled up happily in her hide. Maybe it's just a lot more noticeable because she's so light colored. I kinda wish she wouldn't though - having to wipe her down every time she craps is getting old. :O

One time my friend asked if he could put my cinny male around his neck and take pics of him. He ended liking the snake so me kept him there for about a half hour. Eventually he told me to take the ball from him. So I did and I decided to put him around my neck. Within ten seconds my ball started spraying pee and droppin a deuce all over my shoulder :p I laughed it off and then threw that shirt away :D

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Once I was holding my pied (he is a little trouble maker!) and he exploded all over me, pee and poop got all over my new robe and my ankles. It certainly wasn't as dramatic as your stories, but still kind of nasty.

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There's an official poo thread. Just in case there's not enough poo here and you guys wanted more. mmmmmmm poo.:D

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Is there?! I couldn't find one, lol. I figured it's just be fun.

Magnus hasn't farted at me yet, but I've heard some pretty incredible stories about snake flatus. I figure it'll happen more when I get him past one hopper and move him to two. XD

I'm still curious how OP knows their snake hates humidity?? :confused:


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I'm still curious how OP knows their snake hates humidity?? :confused:


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Theyre a snake whisperer. I'll teach you how!

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I'm still curious how OP knows their snake hates humidity?? :confused:


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He tries to hide from the humidity by going in his hide. When its really dry then his snake frolics about his bin and has "fun". That's my best guess lol.


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I cleaned out my snake's cage and went back to studying for finals. I heard a weird squish sound. I started to get a little creeped out because I had no idea where it was coming from! Then I heard *SQUIIIIIIIIISHSPLUTERSPLUTER* and I got so scared. When I looked at my snake cage I saw her butt against the glass and a huge turd coming out of her. And she curled up and poked her head out of the warm hide and looked at me until I cleaned it up. After cleaning she went all the way back in her hide and I guess she fell asleep...

one time my normal girl Winifred hadn't pooed for a month and i was getting worried. the very next morning ( after a feeding ) she had a poo the size of baseball. :D

Not a ball but once my wife and I had our 5ft carpet female out on the bed. She was cruising all over exploring for about 15 minutes then just stopped moving. My wife asked why she just stopped then yelled, "why is my leg wet?" Then came the duece about the size of a juvenile ball python. That was a nasty clean-up. I laughed the whole time.

snake fart mhm my boa did that to me after i picked her up, just feeling it vibrate (im deaf so i feel more threw my hands) and it was just plan gross lol

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Theyre a snake whisperer. I'll teach you how!

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Promise?! :D