Hognose Eating Shirt

Hogs are super cute, and super VICIOUS!!! Nom nom nom...

Video link below!
https://www.facebook.com/v/10151215735048283

Too bad she ate your shirt and not you :groinkick

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Originally Posted by liv

Too bad she ate your shirt and not you :groinkick

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Well, that was just mean Olivia.

I love hoggies! :D

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Well, that was just mean Olivia.

I love hoggies! :D

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Don't worry dude, that was a love bite.

That is just how Liv rolls yo...

Haha! Too funny. My albino male started chewing on my sister's hand a few weeks ago. She didn't even notice until she looked down and saw it. He was so small it didn't even leave a mark.

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Don't worry dude, that was a love bite.

That is just how Liv rolls yo...

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You know me too well :cool:

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Don't worry dude, that was a love bite.

That is just how Liv rolls yo...

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I know lol.

Perpetual Ball Buster, thats how i roll yo...

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

I know lol.

Perpetual Ball Buster, thats how i roll yo...

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Stop and Drop, thats how I roll yo...

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Stop and Drop, thats how I roll yo...

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Barrel and Double Barrel, thats also how i roll yo...

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Barrel and Double Barrel, thats also how i roll yo...

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Sometimes I tuck my head into my stomach and lean forward, cause that's just how I roll...

Sometimes when i latch onto sometime i roll and thrash about violently while flicking my tail. Death roll, of the crocodilian variety, thats how i roll...

Sometimes I combine 3/4 cups flour, 3/4 cups water, 1/2 cups white sugar, 1 teaspoon salt, 2 eggs, 5 teaspoons dry active yeast, 1/2 cup melted margarine, knead lightly, cover, and let rise for 20 to 30 minutes. Then I shape the dough into equal spheres and place them on a baking sheet to rise for another 20 to 30 minutes. Afterwards, I bake in an oven preheated to 400 degrees F for 15 minutes or until golden brown. That's just how I roll.....

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Originally Posted by liv

Sometimes I combine 3/4 cups flour, 3/4 cups water, 1/2 cups white sugar, 1 teaspoon salt, 2 eggs, 5 teaspoons dry active yeast, 1/2 cup melted margarine, knead lightly, cover, and let rise for 20 to 30 minutes. Then I shape the dough into equal spheres and place them on a baking sheet to rise for another 20 to 30 minutes. Afterwards, I bake in an oven preheated to 400 degrees F for 15 minutes or until golden brown. That's just how I roll.....

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I want to eat you...

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

I want to eat you...

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I'm documenting this on some parchment and tying it up with string and/or sealing it with wax. That's just how I scroll.....

I rapidly flicked the wheel on my mouse to get to your last post, cause that's just how I scroll.

I grab a shovel and shove it into the earth, ripping up chunks. That's just how I dig a hole...

I sit under bridges. That's just how I troll....

I dig under the dirt and eat roots out of gardens. That's just how I mole...

I'm pregnant for 11 months and give birth lying on my side. That's just how I foal...

People can't use my bridge unless they pay me cash in hand, cause that's just how I toll.

I make the pins explode and get a strike every time. Cause that's just how I bowl...

I'm extremely nervous about breaking the law. That's just how I parole...

I stick with all my other fish friends. Cause that's just how I shoal...

In my lifetime, I undergoe an unusual transformation in structure. When my egg hatches, like most other fish, I have an eye on each side of my head. After a few days, I begin to lean to one side and the eye on that side migrates to the side with the other eye. In this way, the side that has both eyes becomes the top of me. I become a fish that lives at the bottom, with the color of the eyeless side fading, and becoming the bottom of me. Cause that's just how I sole.

People are very addicted to me even though with long term use I can cause serious health problems. They love to stick me in their mouth, nibble me and suck out my juices. That's just how I Skoal...

Hey,

Did you guys see that hilarious video that guy posted of a hognose chewing the bananas out of his shirt?!

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Hey,

Did you guys see that hilarious video that guy posted of a hognose chewing the bananas out of his shirt?!

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I *did,* it was freaking awesome and totally adorable but the dude that posted it tends to be a complete jerk all the time. I don't really like him much, just between us. Plus he has all kinds of snakes, how gross is THAT?! Those things are slimy and just weird. ;) I mean who on earth wants a snake as a pet?!

Edit: I saw no bananas!

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Originally Posted by Coleslaw007

I *did,* it was freaking awesome and totally adorable but the dude that posted it tends to be a complete jerk all the time. I don't really like him much, just between us. Plus he has all kinds of snakes, how gross is THAT?! Those things are slimy and just weird. ;) I mean who on earth wants a snake as a pet?!

Edit: I saw no bananas!

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:rolleye2:

You've got to watch out or you'll be next!! LOL my leopard gecko does the same thing when she is hormonal. I love my Lola :D

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Originally Posted by coleslaw007

the dude that posted it tends to be a complete jerk all the time. I don't really like him much

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This.

I tend to graze in the pastures, bc thats just how i foal...

Im joking, horses are evil.

EDIT: well this is awkward, liv already used foal. I probably should have read the first page. Sorry guys, i swear thats never happened before...

I sit in a stocking for all the bad kids cause that's how I coal..

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

I tend to graze in the pastures, bc thats just how i foal...

Im joking, horses are evil.

EDIT: well this is awkward, liv already used foal. I probably should have read the first page. Sorry guys, i swear thats never happened before...

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Mike made a horse joke. That's just how he stole....

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Originally Posted by liv

Mike made a horse joke. That's just how he stole....

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I hit the back of the net as the buzzer sounds, thats just how i goaaallllll

I read this whole thread and can't stop laughing. Cause that's how I lul.

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Originally Posted by Coleslaw007

I read this whole thread and can't stop laughing. Cause that's how I lul.

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I was busy hanging out with Liam Neeson bc thats how i Krull.

Bonus points for an 80s movie reference!

I would assume he eventually let go?!

Don't stop now with the creative prose. I'd apologize but that's how I impose.

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Originally Posted by Tfpets

I would assume he eventually let go?!

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*She didn't want to let go, so I got my finger in her mouth and gently pulled the shirt up off her teeth and out of her mouth.

I'm here trying to learn some information about hoggies, because I want to get one, and I see this post, then read the responses, and they get more and more ridiculously hilarious :rofl::rofl:

You guys... LOLOLOL god I love you all :8:

Oh my gosh that was so hilarious hognoses have SO much personality! Mine's personality is showing through already and I've only had him for a day :)

down the street, feel the beat, through the rhythm of my feet. . . . cuz that's how I stroll . . .

(a little late to the party, but I just saw this thread and had to jump in)

Chuckled, got to giggling at some of the responses, and now I can't stop smiling.

Jedi hugs to you all

I play drums for Nirvana and lead singer for Foo Fighters, because I'm Dave Grohl!


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