Awesome!! First BP bite, and its to the face!!

Well I picked another normal girl up last night... Traded a hatchling rack I built not to long ago. Checked her over upon trading, she looked great. Got her home and into her QT bin. I dropped a live small/med rat in and she constricted and watched it die.... I guess she's going on F/T lol.
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Well I decided to take her out today to give her another once over. I'm familiar with the new arrival protocol, and always give new snakes a week to settle in. She was doing the usual "who are you?"
I let my guard down for one second, next thing I know I have an open BP mouth flying at mine... I figured she grew fond of me and decided a kiss was in order..... Nope!!
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Wasn't really the kiss I was hoping for.... Maybe that was her way of telling me she's not interested...
Cleaned it out with peroxide, and had to take a few pics to document my run in with death...

Haha! Never seen a bite to the face. Maybe she just needs to work on her kissing skills :D:rofl:

Goodness she got ya lol.

That never happens with bps! Well done, dude. That's kinda awesome.

Ah, snake kisses. How romantic.

I feel kind of violated... I almost screamed rape as it was happening lol
I'll just have to coax her with my prettiest rat.... And play some slow jams on the radio. If that doesn't work..... It looks like its friend zone for me....

With a bite like that, you'd almost wish it were a bigger snake that did it! That way you'd have a wicked scar to impress all the ladies with. :rofl: ;)

First thing that came to mind was the scene in The Hangover...In the face!!!

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Originally Posted by ShamelessAardvark

With a bite like that, you'd almost wish it were a bigger snake that did it! That way you'd have a wicked scar to impress all the ladies with. :rofl: ;)

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I'm actually quite happy it wasn't a bigger snake lol.

:gj::gj:

I have had a couple close calls to the face when opening the higher up tubs. I now keep my distance, a bite from a big girl near the eye would not be pleasant at all.

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Originally Posted by jball1125

:gj::gj:

I have had a couple close calls to the face when opening the higher up tubs. I now keep my distance, a bite from a big girl near the eye would not be pleasant at all.

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That's what I said afterwards..... Glad it wasn't my eye.

Boy she got you a good one.

I had a crabby male who always tried to get my face, I learned to keep him at waist level really quick. After a couple of months trying his hardest to re-arrange my face, he gave up on it.

Then I have my dollbaby het pied male, who actually does give me kisses. He raises his head up to my face, leans in really close and flicks his tongue against my lips, then lays back down in my hands.

Gale

Yea you've got to teach that girl how to kiss. No teeth! Lol she got you pretty good.

She did it cause you're a KTM person... smart snake! lol

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Originally Posted by devildog_dk

She did it cause you're a KTM person... smart snake! lol

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Where's the un-like button!!!! Lol
I also have a spot in my heart for Hondas and kawi's.... If you notice in the picture I was bleeding red and not orange like my name would infer lol.
But back to dislike!!! Check out the ktm x-bow and rc8 and tell me they aren't the sexiest motorized vehicles around....

The x-bow is a little goofy for my tastes but I will give you the RC8, doubt I'd ever buy one but I'd love to take one to a track day.

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Oh, and look at my profile pic, you'll see what color I run.

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Originally Posted by devildog_dk

The x-bow is a little goofy for my tastes but I will give you the RC8, doubt I'd ever buy one but I'd love to take one to a track day.

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Oh, and look at my profile pic, you'll see what color I run.

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Eww.... Yellow...
Lol I will say that the rm250 was one of the best bikes I have thrown a leg over.
My ktm 505 xc-f was the best bike I could find for the wide open desert in Nevada. Traded my 09 crf250r for it when I moved to Vegas. Now I'm back out east and it takes me for a ride in tight woods. On an mx track it is still king. Plus having electric start, kickstand, rekluse clutch and still being able to whoop on some 450's keeps me smiling.

The xc-f has a kickstart too right? I think it was the mx/c's that only had that tiny battery that was only good for 2 starts and after that you were screwed lol.

Yikes! I think she wanted you to give her some tongue, hence the open mouth! LOL Glad it wasn't the eye!

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Originally Posted by devildog_dk

The xc-f has a kickstart too right? I think it was the mx/c's that only had that tiny battery that was only good for 2 starts and after that you were screwed lol.

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Unfortunately, the 08 doesn't have a kick starter. The worst part is.... With the rekluse clutch I can't bump start it either.... :(
I found myself stranded once, shortly afterwards I had a lithium battery on order. It has a 14ahr battery. I'm good all day on starts. Bike has been rock solid, no major problems at all. 107mph isn't a bad thing either ;)

Stop trying to kiss your balls!

"Nurse! Hacksaw, we're gonnna have to lose that face before the infection spreads. No more bath salts for that snake." :D

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Originally Posted by WmHrbst

First thing that came to mind was the scene in The Hangover...In the face!!!

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Now this is stuck in my head lol.

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Originally Posted by gsarchie

Yikes! I think she wanted you to give her some tongue, hence the open mouth! LOL Glad it wasn't the eye!

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I've only known her for two days....
What if she has a disease..?? That's why she is in QT lol
I told her my days of kissing strangers are behind me.....

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Originally Posted by MrLang

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Its funny, my girlfriend witnessed the whole thing.... She had the same reaction as the lady cop...

Alpha Snake Alpha Snake! She's just trying to establish dominance in your snake room...

Holy crap dude, that is awsome, I have a pastave who is like that all the time he keeps me on my toes. Be happy she didn't try to coil your head as well, then the GF would have wet her pants lol

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This about sums it up....

Knocks wood7 snakes later, and still have never been bit.

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Originally Posted by TheSnakeGuy

Knocks wood7 snakes later, and still have never been bit.

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I have been tagged on the finger by my baby red tail boa, and tagged on the knee and hand by my adult male woma python...
It's weird.... I got bit six times this weekend by my rats.... I'll take a snake bite over a rat bite anyday..

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Stop trying to kiss your balls!

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Snicker... Clerks.