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  • 08-13-2012, 09:57 PM
    alexr
    pooped on my neck! hahahaa
    so tonight i decided to handle my girl for the first time in about a month after she just recenty shed this morning. I put her around my neck to walk downstairs for a minute and when i got into the kitchen where my gf and her friend were, they freaked out. I thought they were just intitially freaked out because they werent expecting to see it around my neck, but that wasnt the case. They started laughing and gagging as they noticed she was pooing on my neck. hahaha was the first but probably wont be the last! just thought id share a funny story. hahaah
  • 08-13-2012, 09:59 PM
    loonunit
    It means she loves you.

    Also, you are warm and keep her digestion working.
  • 08-13-2012, 10:04 PM
    Gio
    Re: pooped on my neck! hahahaa
    That's funny and I keep expecting it to happen. I THINK I have a good feeding/handling schedule, but just when you think you know something, you get your neck pooped on LOL!

    Mine is due for a dump so I may wait a few days to take her out after your story.
  • 08-13-2012, 10:06 PM
    alexr
    Re: pooped on my neck! hahahaa
    haha yea and her tail didnt look real fat either.. it was almost like snake diarreah. wattery and brown with splash of yellow! hahaha
  • 08-13-2012, 10:32 PM
    DooLittle
    Poo murals on people canvas....lol

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  • 08-13-2012, 10:43 PM
    Mike41793
    Pics or it didnt happen! :D
  • 08-13-2012, 10:45 PM
    DooLittle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    Pics or it didnt happen! :D

    Ewwwww.....

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  • 08-13-2012, 10:48 PM
    Mike41793
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DrDooLittle View Post
    Ewwwww.....

    Sent from my ADR6350 using Tapatalk 2

    Oh stop! I just said what you were thinking :p
  • 08-14-2012, 12:27 AM
    babyknees
    This has happened to me twice. It was fun to clean up.
  • 08-14-2012, 02:03 AM
    decensored
    hahahahaha
  • 08-14-2012, 06:39 AM
    ExotixTowing
    hahaha I have had enough Poo jokes for the night LMAO

    Got a call to pick up a car on an overpass... Well The lady I guess couldn't wait..... :confusd:
  • 08-14-2012, 10:16 AM
    MrLang
    Can we make an official poop club? Loving these poop-related threads!
  • 08-14-2012, 11:09 AM
    liv
    Re: pooped on my neck! hahahaa
  • 08-14-2012, 01:07 PM
    alexr
    Re: pooped on my neck! hahahaa
    hahah now thats just fricken gross! hahhaah
  • 08-14-2012, 05:27 PM
    Gio
    Re: pooped on my neck! hahahaa
    Well today I avoided disaster sort of. I smelled the smell and was pleased to see she pooped in her tank. No worries,,, I thought to myself. I'd just scoop it out, toss it in the toilet and flush it. All was going well until I decided to clean her hide. I crossed the hall to the upstairs sink. I cranked the hot water, soaped up the hide and things were going well. I went back to the tank and my son was holding his girl. I wiped out the areas in the tank and made sure all was well.

    Going perfect so far right??? WRONG!!! I went back to the bathroom sink that I'd left blasting full tilt and noticed the hide slipped down, shut the sink plunger and now the floor was flooded. The water dripped inside ALL the cabinets, and somehow found its way to the AC vent and was dripping down that. When I got to the ground floor I saw water dripping from the dinning room light fixture and there was a puddle on the table.

    All this before an appointment I had set up and was running a tad late for.

    We just gutted, remodeled, and added onto the house last spring so I was not overly happy with my STUPID mistake.

    I decided I'd have rather had my neck crapped on LOL!!
  • 08-15-2012, 12:37 PM
    Fester_Fang
    Re: pooped on my neck! hahahaa
    I had that happen the other night with one of my girls.She was laying around my neck,while I was on my laptop,next thing I know,she had that white excrement stuff,luckily I had just shut my laptop before that splattered all over it.My bf laughed about it,but then remembered our other 2 :cens0r::cens0r::cens0r::cens0r: all over him the week before. Had to wash my blanket though :(
  • 08-18-2012, 12:35 AM
    Flikky
    Re: pooped on my neck! hahahaa
    That's never happened to me... yet? :confusd: My normal likes to play in my hair so I'm sure it'll happen at some point if he keeps spending so much time on my shoulders
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