I've never been so proud of myself!!!

The clock struck 1 p.m.

I sat outside in a lounge chair, observing the world on the other side of my free Canada Day sunglasses.

I heard a sound.

Something strange.

A low growl.

I stopped; with bated breath I looked around my backyard.

There it was again.

Grrrrrrrogifafhfofhhg.

"My God" I whispered.

"It's here."

"The beast has arrived."

I ran inside to my kitchen. I needed to do something, and I needed to do something fast.

I took out a frying pan.

I gently placed two strips of bacon in it.

I cranked the heat.

I stared into the element, waiting, looking.

I placed a hot dog in with the cooking bacon.

The clock changed to 1:07.

The sound came again, louder than before.

I toasted a sesame seed bun.

I spread BBQ sauce on it.

I gingerly placed two pickle slices on said bun.

The room began to shake.

I put the bacon on the bun.

My vision started to go black.

I put the hot dog on the bun.

"GGGGGGTGGIRIRRRRRRRRRRRR."

The sound was getting closer.

I coated my creatition in ketchup.

In that moment, I was the picasso of condiments.

I paused.

I bit.

I chewed.

There was a wail; something was dying.

I bit again.

The sound quieted.

The shaking stopped and my vision returned.

I had won my battle............

I was no longer hungry.



TLDR: Cooked a hot dog in bacon grease, but said grease-producing bacon on hot dog, deliciousness soon followed.

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That sounds delicious! I wanna hot dog now...

You sound like the guy I sadly met at a pub called The Black Dog Pub. He described this story, and he filmed it. He said "2 minutes of your time, you have to watch the whole thing" those were two minutes I'll never get back, much like this story. Sorry to be rude, but both video and this story contained hot dogs, and bacon, both in a pan.....which makes me wonder if you are the same dude.

Re: this guy above^^

http://i.imgur.com/Gq3F2.gif


I thought your story was great. Solid combo with the pickles too.

2:30 at work is a bad time to read this story, though...

I HEAR A RUMBLE WITHIN

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You sound like the guy I sadly met at a pub called The Black Dog Pub. He described this story, and he filmed it. He said "2 minutes of your time, you have to watch the whole thing" those were two minutes I'll never get back, much like this story. Sorry to be rude, but both video and this story contained hot dogs, and bacon, both in a pan.....which makes me wonder if you are the same dude.

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If you saw a pic of liv you would realize itd be REALLY hard to mistake her for a dude. Shes a quite attractive female (you know for a canadian :p) if i do say so myself haha :yes:

So ya, i doubt it was the same guy you met in a pub.

Nice story, i thought it was creative. My tummy dont growl, it roars like a manbearpig!

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You sound like the guy I sadly met at a pub called The Black Dog Pub. He described this story, and he filmed it. He said "2 minutes of your time, you have to watch the whole thing" those were two minutes I'll never get back, much like this story. Sorry to be rude, but both video and this story contained hot dogs, and bacon, both in a pan.....which makes me wonder if you are the same dude.

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I must meet this man and make him my husband.

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I must meet this man and make him my husband.

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Mike says you're hot so....

I am that man. ;) LOL

10AM at work... Now I want breakfast :(..... Bacon.... mmmm... :bow:

lol, I'm just saying this is the second time now, that's I've been involved with hot dogs and bacon in the story. If you want to meet him, try The Black Dog Pub in Scarborough. Seeing you are only in Oakville. :gj:

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Mike says you're hot so....

I am that man. ;) LOL

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Go creep in the female keepers thread and youll see what i mean. Fair warning- have a bucket handy so you dont get drool on your keyboard haha!

Oh my, well if thats the case that was definetly me. I know it says i live in CT but no that was most definetly me. Being drunk and talking about hot dogs and what not. Yup was def me without a doubt. I rmbr annoying 4Ballz too.

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lol, true test, What phone did he show me his video of him cooking hot dogs wrapped in bacon, then THROWING them in the garbage right after?

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lol, true test, what phone did he show me his video of him cooking hot dogs wrapped in bacon, then throwing them in the garbage right after?

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i want a divorce!!!

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Mike says you're hot so....

I am that man. ;) LOL

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Bacon hot dogs in lieu of a wedding cake?

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Go creep in the female keepers thread and youll see what i mean. Fair warning- have a bucket handy so you dont get drool on your keyboard haha!

Oh my, well if thats the case that was definetly me. I know it says i live in CT but no that was most definetly me. Being drunk and talking about hot dogs and what not. Yup was def me without a doubt. I rmbr annoying 4Ballz too.

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Hehehe thanks Mikey!! :taz:

LOL, this thread has been funny.

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LOL, this thread has been funny.

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What are you even saying! Tubed meats are a serious business! :colbert:

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What are you even saying! Tubed meats are a serious business! :colbert:

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all I can think about is that tube food for snakes....

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all I can think about is that tube food for snakes....

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and how great it would taste with bacon? :tongue2:

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What are you even saying! Tubed meats are a serious business! :colbert:

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So you are a fan of tubed meats? LOL

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Hell yes, but we also need one of those snake cakes that was posted in another thread a couple of days ago. Food here in Afghanistan generally sucks (except for the fresh guacamole that I made last week in the DFAC kitchen) so one of the things that comes up in conversation quite frequently here is food. Just about an hour ago one of my soldiers was showing me some pictures of some bacon weaves that he baked and then on one he put a crunch wrap supreme from taco bell and on another he put a 1/2 pound of hash browns and three fried eggs. Need less to say my mouth was definitely watering!

And finally, I think you should know that while I am a second generation American, my family is a bunch of Newfies! Even been to Newfoundland yourself?

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Hell yes, but we also need one of those snake cakes that was posted in another thread a couple of days ago. Food here in Afghanistan generally sucks (except for the fresh guacamole that I made last week in the DFAC kitchen) so one of the things that comes up in conversation quite frequently here is food. Just about an hour ago one of my soldiers was showing me some pictures of some bacon weaves that he baked and then on one he put a crunch wrap supreme from taco bell and on another he put a 1/2 pound of hash browns and three fried eggs. Need less to say my mouth was definitely watering!

And finally, I think you should know that while I am a second generation American, my family is a bunch of Newfies! Even been to Newfoundland yourself?

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That sounds so good. It would be worth the heart attack! :love:
And nope, never been to Newfoundland!

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So you are a fan of tubed meats? LOL

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*quietly giggles in the corner* hehehehe, you bad :rofl:

Im inviting myself to the wedding btw. It better have an open bar and goody bags. And in the goody bags there should be high end bp morps. I dont wanna be too picky but would a male hypo pastave would be too much to ask for?

Oohhh! If goody bags have bps in them, I'm coming too! I'll bring a bunch of bacon from my local butcher for a wedding gift, its the best. So make sure my goody/thank you bag has an Albino in it!

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Oohhh! If goody bags have bps in them, I'm coming too! I'll bring a bunch of bacon from my local butcher for a wedding gift, its the best. So make sure my goody/thank you bag has an Albino in it!

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As my bacony maid of honour, it will be an albino spider and a banana :D

I WANNA BE DA FLOWA GURL!

Brb gunna go practice my skipping skills right now :cool:

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As my bacony maid of honour, it will be an albino spider and a banana :D

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Oh, me loves you!!! Just don't tell my husband I am giving away all the bacon.... He would KILL me, lol!

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I WANNA BE DA FLOWA GURL!

Brb gunna go practice my skipping skills right now :cool:

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I think if I am maid of honor, my daughter is in like flynn for the flower girl. Sorry Mike!

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I think if I am maid of honor, my daughter is in like flynn for the flower girl. Sorry Mike!

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1. There can be multiple flowa girls duhhh

2. Ohhh you mean the same daughter who likes Ike better??? Yea glad to hear she'll be there, i have a bone to pick with her!

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1. There can be multiple flowa girls duhhh

2. Ohhh you mean the same daughter who likes Ike better??? Yea glad to hear she'll be there, i have a bone to pick with her!

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Don't think she will mind, as she is checking out her albino spider.....


Lol, I had her get those ones, so they would match the facebooks rumors...... (She asked me why she had to get the ones with Mike crossed off, lmfao).

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Don't think she will mind, as she is checking out her albino spider.....


Lol, I had her get those ones, so they would match the facebooks rumors...... (She asked me why she had to get the ones with Mike crossed off, lmfao).

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Corrupting her poor innocent mind at such a young age, tsk tsk :rofl:

Everyone knows im double the awesome and double the fun compared to Ike!

For a minute I really thought there was a wedding that was giving away bp's as thank you gifts, and I was like, "what wedding is this and how can I be a part of it?!" but then I read the rest of the pages. :(

This bacon-hotdog must be recreated in my kitchen. What do you think the best franks to use would be to obtain maximum bacon grease absorption? :D

Hebrew National are the only hot dogs I will eat.

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So, since I take my maid of honor duties so serious...

There will be snack towers at every guest table with blt's, and bacon wrapped water chesnuts.

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Snake cake like this

http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/...20966521_n.jpg

Thankfully I am sitting at a TIM HORTONS

Right now as I type :D

And I can go in and get something with bacon, and a large black coffee to wash it down with

Loved it


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