Rodent Disposal

Just wondering how everybody disposes of their uneaten rodents that can't be re-frozen. Eleanor has been off feed since December so I'm starting to get quite the pile of dead rodents out in the pipeline next to our house. It's a ways away from the house and is just basically a big ditch with bushes in it. Since it's been cold everything is decomposing slowly and I keep coming across partially rotted rats... I need a more efficient way to dispose of these things, my neighbor wants to clear out the pipeline for something to do and I don't want him to find a rat massacre and make him think he has weird neighbors :roll: The last couple feeding attempts have ended up back in the freezer to be disposed of later because I really don't know what to do with these things!

burn em
eat em
or keep em in the freezer until garbage day and send em out with the trash (thats what i do)

Feed the cat's..........

I throw them in the woods.

I'm with John. There are woods right behind my backyard, though, so it's easy enough to do. I also figure anything no bigger than a large mouse could be flushed because the pipes routinely carry things that size and because they're biodegradeable.

get some pvc pipe and make a rat cannon :lol:

Rodent Toss competition in the back yard - the local felines are always more than happy to officiate.

i burry mine.

Please no one mention Richard Gere in this thread.

Slingshot directed to annoying neighbors.

Smulkin, I almost spewed on my keyboard! :oops:

If they're still in decent shape, that's what monitors, gators & caiman are for!!! If they're funky they go into the trash or the roach colony, depending on size/quantity.

K

Hmmm slingshot . . . I bet with a wristrocket I could hit the college dorms behind our house . . .

i bet you just love taking the carcasses out of the roach colony...they dont eat the bones do they?
i freez my extras again and put them in the garbage can the night before trash pickup.

Here's my rat disposal unit:

http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/...zy/111803a.jpg

Looks pretty effective, Randy! :)

Oh Randy... I envy you! I'd love to have such an effective means of rodent disposal!

try slipping them into a bucket of chicken, and then showing the manager of the restaurant.

You might get a free meal or two out of it...

Other option is to skewer them on a stick, roast them, and sell them at a Renaissance Fair. From what I've seen, roast anything on a stick, and people at the Ren Fair will eat it.

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Originally Posted by Hoomi

try slipping them into a bucket of chicken, and then showing the manager of the restaurant.

You might get a free meal or two out of it...

Other option is to skewer them on a stick, roast them, and sell them at a Renaissance Fair. From what I've seen, roast anything on a stick, and people at the Ren Fair will eat it.

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:lol: LMAO :lol:

You need a nile monitor..lol
Our nile, water and argus are our disposals, Our hissing cochroaches and certain tarantulas will eat them depending on size.
But Ripper the nile will take anything down, any time of day.
I'm glad I keep her on that Atkins diet..lol
Rusty