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  • 05-26-2012, 09:37 PM
    RyanT
    Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
    My big female Cinny didn't eat her rat the other night, so the next day I took it out and flushed it down the toilet the way I usually do with refusals. I know it's kind of risky, have definitely had to use the plunger more than once to get them the whole way down. Well, this one got really jammed up. Had to plunge away at it for a good 5 minutes to get things flowing again. Sounded like there was just air in the pipes and when it finally did go down it kept pumping for about 3 flushes worth of water. Now it runs very slowly and just isn't the same as it was before. Very weak flush, doesn't get a nice spiral going and takes way longer than it should. So yeah, I broke it. Hope it eventually passes through but it's not lookin too good. I assume it must still be stuck in there somewhere. Not really looking for advice, just sharing my stupid, semi-lazy, risk-taking mistake. That was my favorite toilet in the house too, damnit!
  • 05-26-2012, 09:39 PM
    h00blah
    Why don't you just throw them away in the trash??
  • 05-26-2012, 09:46 PM
    KatStoverReptiles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by h00blah View Post
    Why don't you just throw them away in the trash??

    X2??


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  • 05-26-2012, 10:03 PM
    rabernet
    Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
    Stinks to be you...
  • 05-26-2012, 10:05 PM
    C&H Exotic Morphs
    :8:Sorry you broke your favorite toilet!
    :rofl:But this has got to be some of the funniest :cens0r: I have heard in a while!!!:lmao:
  • 05-26-2012, 10:14 PM
    RyanT
    Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by h00blah View Post
    Why don't you just throw them away in the trash??

    I should probably give that method a try.
  • 05-26-2012, 10:21 PM
    rebelrachel13
    That'll be a fun one to tell the plumber! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  • 05-26-2012, 10:28 PM
    angllady2
    And this seemed like a good idea why ?

    I'm not trying to be mean, goodness knows I've done some rather dumb things in my day, but for pity's sake, if you had a few close calls already, why oh why did you keep doing it?

    This really sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy joke. "Here's Your Sign"

    Gale
  • 05-26-2012, 10:32 PM
    Rob
    Lmao! At what point in the thought process did that start sounding like a good idea? ;)
  • 05-26-2012, 10:44 PM
    satomi325
    I've flushed half eaten rats before, but never a whole rat.
    Perhaps I should rethink my method of disposal. Haha...
  • 05-26-2012, 10:52 PM
    RyanT
    Been doing it for many years. I'll get it to pass, this one is just stubborn. Haha
  • 05-26-2012, 11:06 PM
    olstyn
    An apartment manager friend of mine once told me about some tenants who tried to flush the leftover carcass of a turkey after Thanksgiving. Now *that* was a bad idea. :)

    That said, I'm with the others who replied earlier - it might make more sense to use the regular trash going forward.
  • 05-26-2012, 11:12 PM
    mr.spooky
    Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by h00blah View Post
    Why don't you just throw them away in the trash??

    hahahahahahaha,,, Id never thought to flush them.. I just couldent imagine geting a XXL down. recon that be a double pumper. hahahhahha
    spooky
  • 05-26-2012, 11:19 PM
    Otolith
    Amusing the tool to fix it is a snake as well.
    Don't feel bad I stopped up one with a dead cichlid fish before :)

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  • 05-26-2012, 11:25 PM
    Daybreaker
    Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by satomi325 View Post
    I've flushed half eaten rats before

    How do you get a half-eaten rat?
  • 05-26-2012, 11:35 PM
    DooLittle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by angllady2 View Post
    And this seemed like a good idea why ?

    I'm not trying to be mean, goodness knows I've done some rather dumb things in my day, but for pity's sake, if you had a few close calls already, why oh why did you keep doing it?

    This really sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy joke. "Here's Your Sign"

    Gale

    LMAO, here's your sign..... :D

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  • 05-26-2012, 11:57 PM
    satomi325
    Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Daybreaker View Post
    How do you get a half-eaten rat?

    Not from my snakes. I feed whole prey to my ferrets too.
  • 05-27-2012, 12:08 AM
    SquamishSerpents
    My boyfriend tried to flush a 10" plecostamus down the toilet once.

    Yes, we tried the "snake" plumbers tool. Didn't work. We had to buy a new toilet, sorry bro!
  • 05-27-2012, 12:47 AM
    heathers*bps
    Well don't take a large crap in there!
  • 05-27-2012, 12:55 AM
    Daybreaker
    Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by satomi325 View Post
    Not from my snakes. I feed whole prey to my ferrets too.

    Aha :) Can't imagine that's fun to clean up! (the left over bits)
  • 05-27-2012, 03:35 AM
    RyanT
    Fixed it hours ago. :)
    #AugustusGloop

    And by the way, not that either one of them is the least bit funny, but Bill Engvall is the "Here's Your Sign" redneck, not Jeff Foxworthy.
  • 05-27-2012, 08:33 AM
    rabernet
    Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by RyanT View Post
    Fixed it hours ago. :)
    #AugustusGloop

    And by the way, not that either one of them is the least bit funny, but Bill Engvall is the "Here's Your Sign" redneck, not Jeff Foxworthy.

    They are for those who have a sense of humor. :rolleyes:
  • 05-27-2012, 11:20 AM
    RyanT
    Yep, definitely...A dry, dull, lame, boring sense of humor.
  • 05-27-2012, 12:11 PM
    olstyn
    Given that you habitually put rats down the toilet, I think it would be fair to call your judgment into question on just about anything, comedians included. :)
  • 05-27-2012, 12:14 PM
    sho220
    Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by RyanT View Post
    Yep, definitely...A dry, dull, lame, boring sense of humor.

    I could not possibly agree more with this...

    You might be a redneck...yuck yuck yuck...uggggg....I cringe just thinking about it....
  • 05-27-2012, 03:52 PM
    Mike41793
    Its gunna be really awkward years down the road when whoever owns your house next goes to replace the septic tank. They bring in the backhoe and start breaking it apart then theyll be like, "Wait holdup one minute, wtf are all these bones in here???" lmao.

    And some of jeff/bills jokes are funny but the whole "you might be a redneck if..." is kinda stupid after awhile. Then again, i also dont find Larry the Cable Guy that funny either. His voice drives me up the wall!!!!

    EDIT: as soon as i hit submit post that Prilosec commercial with Larry in it came on. Sooooo creepy lol. I was picturing his annoying voice in my head while i was typing then i was actually hearing it. Good to know it was only a commercial and im not completely nuts.... yet ;)
  • 05-27-2012, 06:48 PM
    rabernet
    Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by RyanT View Post
    Yep, definitely...A dry, dull, lame, boring sense of humor.

    Dry yes, dull, lame and boring - not in the least (my humor). I got quite a kick out of your story, for example! :rofl:
  • 05-27-2012, 07:18 PM
    Stewart_Reptiles
    Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by RyanT View Post
    just sharing my stupid, semi-lazy, risk-taking mistake.

    For once we agree on something :rofl:
  • 05-27-2012, 09:28 PM
    RyanT
    LOL! :rofl:
    :bow:
  • 05-27-2012, 10:17 PM
    tigwelder84
    This is the best story I've heard in a while lol i use live food and put them back i.e. the tanks
  • 05-28-2012, 03:27 AM
    sleepygeckos
    Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    Its gunna be really awkward years down the road when whoever owns your house next goes to replace the septic tank. They bring in the backhoe and start breaking it apart then theyll be like, "Wait holdup one minute, wtf are all these bones in here???" lmao.

    Geez, that was even worse than what I was thinking! Where we live the "waste" sewer is separate from the storm drains and such and is treated in a local plant for recycling. (I live in a state crazy about their water quality because they have so much fresh water around, go figure.) Anyways, those plants are usually set up to deal with "human deposits" and anything else will taint the system. I know they must have measures in place to catch random flushes, but why stress the water system when the garbage is probably not a huge distance walk, right?

    (Anybody think of the Dirty Jobs episode with Rainbow Trout? That was my first thought, but I can't explain it without breaking the "G" rating rule.:colbert:)
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