You might be a ball python keeper..........

If you get better sleep at night when your pet eats.

Same premise as "you might be a red neck". I'm interested in what clever sayings you all can come up with, let's hear them!

You might be a ball python keeper if...

The majority of your freezer is taken up by rodents.

the police show up thinking you might be growing pot becuase your utility bills is a little high :P

You might be a ball python keeper if...

You come home from work and yell " Honeys I am home " and you are talking to your snakes.

You might be a ball python keeper if...

-You're on this website. :rolleye2:

-You've ever yawned and thought to yourself that you must be "re-adjusting your jaw."

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You might be a ball python keeper if...

The majority of your freezer is taken up by rodents.

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X2.

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You might be a ball python keeper if you own and use a soldering iron, but have no idea how circuits work.

You have ever lent a friend a couple feeder rats :D

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You might be a ball python keeper if you own and use a soldering iron, but have no idea how circuits work.

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+1 to that lol use it everyday but not for soldering haha.

You've managed to turn random household items into cage decorations.

- if you measure weight in grams

- if you're always think of possible combos

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- if you measure weight in grams

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We use the metric system here, so it's quite the opposite really (for me), but I'm getting used to lengths given in feet.

- If your room is ten degrees hotter than the rest of your house.
- If your family tells you once a day to shut up about snakes.
- If you are stressed out because one of your babies is on a hunger strike.

you ask your buddy to look at your balls and he doesnt punch you in the mouth .;)

your 8 year old daughter knows more about the care and keeping of reptiles than the experts at the pet store.

If you don't use rubbermaids for storage

your living room would scare the crap out of most "normal" people .

You wish you had gps tracking on the fed ex truck, to see where your new baby is, and when it will get there...

the story of Adam and Eve pisses you off.

... If you go target and buy a dozen sterilites, with no lids.

Your kids friends refer to your house as the "reptile zoo"

You are trying to figure out how to re-arange the furniture to fit in one more tank or rack

you have ever ponders what the inside of a termite mound looks like.

you have 20 pillow cases, and only one pillow

You go to your local feeder supplier, and they see you coming and have your rodents ready by the time you get done browsing for anything new, with out having talked to you yet...

... if you've ever scraped stubborn urates out of a tub with your bare finger nail without it grossing you out.

You've ever referred to a pregnant woman as gravid...

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Poop day will always occur the day after cleaning day, no exceptions - yet you clean the cage anyway. ;)

...if you go to target and get 6 41qt sterilite tubs and have to explain to the cashier that you didnt forget lids, you simply dont need them.

...if you start trying to calculate in your head what random household objects weigh in grams.

...you dont feel like explaining what your buying a kitchen scale for, but you promise youre not gunna use it for weighing drugs or food.

...you cant find your thermometer so you just try and use your temp gun to see if you have a fever.

-the guys at work call you "snake guy" or "crocodile hunter"
-you've moved furniture in your living room just to make room for new snakes on QT
-you walk through Walmart looking at stuff that you can use for hides/fixtures

You might be a Ball Python keeper if you have ever called a baby boa "hatchling"...

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U might be a ball python keeper......

If u pass by a garage sale, see a book shelf, and start thinking of ways to convert it into a rack system.

If you organize your freezer from left to right into Fuzy, Pup, and Small.

U might be a ball python keeper......

If ur family wont come over for dinner anymore becouse of the rodents next to the food in the freezer.

Whenever you go to a Walmart or Target, you stop by the storage bin aisles, 'just to browse'.

If you're a man with a shaved head and still own a blow dryer...

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You've ever referred to a pregnant woman as gravid...

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HAHAHA! :rofl:

Instead of hiding porn from your wife you hide searches for snakes for sale.

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If you organize your freezer from left to right into Fuzy, Pup, and Small.

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I do the same, hehe

When you talk about how big your balls are getting and your friends don't get confused anymore.


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If you get in to a conversation about pets, and you tell the person you are expecting, and when they ask you when, you reply around 45 days, to which they respond, you don't even look pregnant, and you get offended they didn't know you were talking about your snake.

If you have ever spoken "baby talk" to your snakes, and will swear they understood you.

If you once asked a friend who announced they were pregnant, "That's wonderful, when did you ovulate ?"

If you've ever told your gravid female, "You are not fat sweetheart, you are beautiful."

Gale

Any of your children have asked if they are het for anything

You know the weight height or length of all your snakes but not your children

You get excited when a cold front moves in :snake:

You have have any disposable containers labeled SNAKE FOOD not for people

You know when the rodents are delivered to any of your local pet stores and are waiting for the driver to show up

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If you're a man with a shaved head and still own a blow dryer...

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Hey!!!!!! I resemble that remark...

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This is a great thread, but I'm a newb to snakes...what do you guys use soldering irons for?

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This is a great thread, but I'm a newb to snakes...what do you guys use soldering irons for?

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Putting air holes in tubs and wiring flexwatt.

...when you have a C average in your bio class but on the genetics exam you get an A+ and your professor asks you if you cheated.

If you have convinced your family that your new snakes are an "investment"

You consider getting bit an achievement...

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...If while at the zoo, you teach little kids who walk up to the big burm about the snake and tell them about YOUR pythons.

...If you dream about snakes being shipped to your door on a regular basis.
(Likewise)...If you dream about breeding and possible combos.

...If you only ace the portion of anatomy dealing with snakes. :P

...If you refer to warm weather as "good shipping weather" instead of "good beach weather". ;)

...If you save all the money you made before Spring Break for Repticon the following weekend. :rolleyes: