Best Pickup Lines

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! In honor of Valentine's Day, I'd like to hear your best pickup lines. No R-rated lines allowed, of course! We have young members here. I'll start off with one that made me smile recently, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

If I could re arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together ;)

Guy: life without you is like a broken pencil
Girl: how?
Guy: pointless

"Be unique and different, say yes."

My socks are havin a party, can you pants come down?

Your pants are like mirrors, I can see myself in them.

Yes, I have actually heard this line a time or two :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by heathers*bps

Your pants are like mirrors, I can see myself in them.

Yes, I have actually heard this line a time or two :rolleyes:

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You must hang around with goobers like me lmfao!

are those moon pants youre wearing?

because your butt is out of this world!

ive got a lot more but even though they arent X rated they are probably still not appropriate here.

IM me if you wanna know ;)

How much does a polar bear weigh? I dont know but enough to break the ice!

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Convicts could break rocks on your rear end.

you remind me of a champion bass.

i dont know whether to mount you or to eat you? :D

Best one for a rejection..

Me: Would you like to dance
Her: no
Me: No no I said you look fat in those pants..


Best pick up line ever is.
If you say no you'll spend the rest of your life wonder "was he really as good as he thinks he is". :D

One of the oldest and tiredest I ever heard: "You know what would look good on you ? Me."

One of the corniest things I have said, although not as a pick up line: "You could bounce a quarter off his butt!"

Gale

Guy's like date pant's on a girl..you know pants that let you read the date on a quarter in her back pocket..

Does this smell like chloroform?

Would buy you a drink if I wasn't jealous of the glass...

When does your centerfold come out?

:cool:

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Originally Posted by djansen

Does this smell like chloroform?

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:eek:

"that outfit would look better on my bedroom floor ;)"

sent from my EVO

I crapped in my pants can I get in yours?


My friend from high school said this ALL the time! Lol.

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Can I be Mr. Wrong until you find Mr. Right?

When we get up in the morning what would you like me to make for breakfast??;)

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together ;)

Girl, turn around and let me get a pikachu

Yall are cracking me up!!! These are good :8:

Kiss me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Fred?

sent from my EVO

I would drag my :cens0r: through 5 miles of broken glass just to listen to you pee in a tin cup, over the telephone...


or, if that's a little too much,

Can I make soup outta' your panties?

Hey, do you have any band-aids?" [usually followed by 'no, why'] "because I skinned my knees falling for you.

Are your parents from Iraq? [followed by 'no'] Because I think you're the bomb!

(Handing rose to woman....)
"I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you are...."

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Are you related to cambells? Cause' your mmm...mmm...good...

People call me kai, but you can call me tonight...

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Can I read your t-shirt in brail?

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Originally Posted by pigfat

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I'm sooooo gonna' give that one a shot this weekend!