The thought process of a ball python.

I really like this new humid hide you made for me, and that plant looks far better on this side now. I'll just go ahead and take a big dump in the fresh water you just poured me.

Best Regards,

Newman

Sounds about right...lol

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Originally Posted by UpNorth

I really like this new humid hide you made for me, and that plant looks far better on this side now. I'll just go ahead and take a big dump in the fresh water you just poured me.

Best Regards,

Newman

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LMAO! Now that's funny. How about, hmmmm, I know you went to the store and spent money on that rat..... But I only like the little white ones.......that run from you......

I really wanted to take a picture but the lighting was to dim for my cell phone. He missed and got some on the toilet seat too (edge of his water bowl).

And sweet jesus does it smell in there. The poop couldn't have been in there for longer than 15 minutes, and even 10 minutes after cleaning it still stinks like high hell in there. Serves you right.

I can see this is going to be one of those refreshing, away from the norm, entertaing threads lol

Hmmmmm......... If I could only get this lid up........... Bet I could eat that kitten that's lying on top of my tank. :cool:

From the mind of Zaphira "From mice to rats"
"Hmm... what's this dangling in front of me? It looks like a mouse.... doesn't smell like one though... Oh well. NOM!" :D

"I wish I was venomous. I wish I was venomous..."

(channeling Minnie the Mean Snake)

Hides? What hides? Oh, those? Nah, I prefer to just coil around the base of this plant. Also, this thermometer is a much better climbing toy than they fake tree branch you got me. Ciao!

"i know that my body is really spread out, but as long as my head is tucked in, he cant see me...right?"

Sorry but I prefer rodents with a pulse, that zombie puppet act ain't foolin' me no more.:P

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n...sloveshack.jpg

You want me to do what with that small furry thing? As if!

Most of mine are thinking this right now.

Gale

I don't care how many times you throw that rat in here. Until i get some lovin' you ain't got no chance.

From the mind of Chaos...Hmmm if i refuse this mouse it will drive her nuts ha ha ha...hmmm this glass dancing is awesome so if do it she'll take me out so i can crap on her again bwahahaha she really hates it...Secretly i think it's a riot!

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Originally Posted by Redneck_Crow

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n...sloveshack.jpg

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LMAO only the mind of a male!! That's awesome!!

Sleeping....Sleeping....Sleeping
*BAM, Bright Light, Big Warm Hand*
"Doesn't smell like food so I won't bite it"
"Doesn't smell like a Girl/Boy BP so I won't :cens0r: it"
"Must be that big warm thing that comes to bother me"
"The big warm thing isn't trying to eat me so I can relax"
"I think I'll pee on the big warm thing"
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Sleeping...Sleeping...

Lifting hide and picking him up
Response: "What the hell?!? Leave me alone!"

Putting him back into his cage
Response: "What the hell?!? I don't want to go back in there (latches to hand)."

"I know I'm a sand boa and I'm supposed to burrow, but I much prefer climbing the thermostat probe cord and trying to climb into the gecko cage through two panes of glass"
-Isis the sand boa

"Mmm nothin' loosin-ups my bowels like a investigative lap around my freshly cleaned tub"


" Come'on, don't be scared that I won't stop striking and give me that rat, I'm eating for 6 here!" -from the breeding girls

"Feel full, hide for days, take big poop. Where's my dinner?"
-Ava

Dear Human,

Why do you keep a snake hook next the rack I'm in? I just want to give you a kiss and maybe a little hug.

Best Regards,
2,000 grams of teeth

Oooohh, thanks for the new hide! I like it so much I'll take it with me wherever I go!

"What kind of idiot puts substrate INSIDE the hide? Doesn't Spencer know that glass is what I would be living on if I was in Africa? Besides, it looks better everywhere else."

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Originally Posted by UpNorth

Lifting hide and picking him up
Response: "What the hell?!? Leave me alone!"

Putting him back into his cage
Response: "What the hell?!? I don't want to go back in there (latches to hand)."

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by apple2

Oooohh, thanks for the new hide! I like it so much I'll take it with me wherever I go!

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I see you have a case of "Turtle-Python" on your hands.

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Originally Posted by SlitherinSisters

Dear Human,

Why do you keep a snake hook next the rack I'm in? I just want to give you a kiss and maybe a little hug.

Best Regards,
2,000 grams of teeth

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Mind of a Dumerils Boa:

/hiding in substrate, eyes peeping out

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Leg Thing comes in with dead rat

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Door opens, dead rat dangles in front of face.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

SUDDENLY!!! launch 6 feet/8 pounds of huge gaping creepy maw at dead rat, miss it by several inches, slam against open plexiglass sliding door, scare "mom" into screaming like a girl, dropping dead rat and flinging tongs to who-knows-where.

Casually pick up dead rat.

Bizarrely decide dead rat needs strangled more dead.

Go into alligator-like "death roll" for no apparent reason.

Throw now much deader dead rat in water bowl.

Drag dead rat out of water bowl, slopping as much water everywhere as possible

Stare coldly and directly at Leg Thing whilst slowly, intentionally swallowing huge dead rat.

Imply thinly veiled threat.

Yawn widely just to remind Leg Thing of huge, creepy gaping maw, in case she forgot.

Go to bed.

Resume waiting.

Yay! Mousemousemouse! What's this? Nom nom nom. Oh, it's an ear, better try again. Ooh, what's this thing? It's another ear! I'm gonna try it. Nom nom nom. No, wait... Ooh, an ear! Nom nom nom.

Repeat for about twenty minutes before she finally takes it nose first.

"Is rat a carb...? I wanna lose a few grams"

Time for a shed!

*15 sec after starting*

Nah, this is too tiring. I'm just gonna go back in my hide. Besides, HE doesn't have a better way to spend his night than getting it off me!

*20 min into removing shed, BP in a water bucket*

Looks like a nice place to take a dump...