Tell a tale...

Ok, I have seen this done before on a different forum and it was fun then and I'm sure it will be fun this time. This is a pretty funny way to tell a story and the plot of it can change every time someone posts on here. The rules are simple: you can only post three words at a time, you can not post back to back (someone has to post three words after you do before you can post again).

When we get a couple pages, the funny part comes in when you reread the story from the beginning. I will start:


Many years ago...

There once was......

a tall tree...

with great big

Fluffy yellow leaves

and a very

very big 'ol.......

small but strong

unicorn guarding it.

Suddenly there was

A startling sound

that came from

a dark corner

of a blue

brick wall with

Zesty orange graffiti

of people farting

all at once....

happily in tune

but very smelly

almost like cabbage

'twas splendid tooting

The Perfect Symphony

out of nowhere

seven sunburned Canadians

built an igloo

made out of

Cheese doodles and

Captain crunch and

Mayo for adhesion

Then the police

grabbed a piece

of beef jerky

than stuck it

to the wall

by using only

Spit and lemon

found under the

trex by the

old oak tree

But then Bigfoot

came and ate

my pet cat

before buying a

delicious chocolate bar

at the quickstop

across the road

Then a genie

( dunn dunnnn dunnnnnn)
Out of nowhere

offered three wishes