I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..

or a joke.
C'mon!:P

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Originally Posted by lasweetswan

or a joke.
C'mon!:P

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Okay! I'll go first!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

um, not embarrassing for me but funny in a ball-python-nerd sort of way.

One of my males has a VERY strong feeding response. He's quite excited by the prospect of food and will strike blindly whenever he smells rats, even before the tub is open.
One night I was feeding him last, so he was super excited. He struck, missed, bit himself, and then tried to constrict himself. It was really pathetic watching a small ball python flail around on the ground trying to get a grip on his own tail.
When he realized his mistake he ducked into his hide and refused to come out for the rest of the night! I think he was a bit embarrassed. :P

EDIT: Idk, what did he say?

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Originally Posted by crapwhereaminow

um, not embarrassing for me but funny in a ball-python-nerd sort of way.

One of my males has a VERY strong feeding response. He's quite excited by the prospect of food and will strike blindly whenever he smells rats, even before the tub is open.
One night I was feeding him last, so he was super excited. He struck, missed, bit himself, and then tried to constrict himself. It was really pathetic watching a small ball python flail around on the ground trying to get a grip on his own tail.
When he realized his mistake he ducked into his hide and refused to come out for the rest of the night! I think he was a bit embarrassed. :P

EDIT: Idk, what did he say?

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Haha! I love this. Mine will strike as well, but after feed. I've witnessed her bump her little nose quite a few times.

Anyway, so the snowman tells the other snowman, "smells like carrots in here"..haha.

It's lame I know, but here goes...

What did one zombie eating at the circus say to the other zombie eating at the circus ?


Gale

why dont monsters eat clowns?



because they taste funny :D

there are two muffins in the oven. the 1st muffin says to the 2nd muffin, "man, its HOT in here!" the 2nd muffins says, "AHHH a talking muffin!!"

i told this to one of my neices when she was about 5 and she looked super confused and asked me "why would anyone only make two muffins?" :rofl:

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Originally Posted by cecilbturtle

i told this to one of my neices when she was about 5 and she looked super confused and asked me "why would anyone only make two muffins?" :rofl:

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I tried to tell this story to my boyfriend today....let me just say, it is not funny when trying to explain to someone. hahaha. Then I couldn't even convince him to read it just to see how funny it actually was. I failed :(

I fell in the shower once... while I wasn't alone... :-\ real embarassing!

Sent from Xavier's School For Gifted Children

ok but try getting stuck in he computer chair and can't get up to go pee for 3 hour, it not fun . I had gotten a shower and dressed to go out to a friends house, well My back locked up on me and I could not lean up to get out ( was all hunch over almost laying in the chair ) 3 hours later my friend swings by to see if I am ok sicne i was not answer the cell or the house ( left them in the living room) phone. as he pulls up he happens to see me moving the cvurtain since i was near the window ( but it was closed) and knew i had issues. comes in and helps me get upright. i knock him out of the way and make a mad gimp to the bathroom before i pissed myself.

I guess they were right all these years I should of asked for help instead of doing stuff the hard way on my own lol.) but the Cp and a short willnig to wait issue don't help lol)