Python Anonymous

Hi my name is Chad, and i have a reptile herping problem. I want more ball pythons!!!

Lol i wonder if their really is a python anonymous group i prolly would have to join. I know im not alone!:rolleye2:

No, you are not alone.
We are here to help.
My name is Rob, and my wife keeps finding ball pythons:oops:
Got 2 more last night, just as we cleared one room of QT we had to fill it again:D

I'm only on one right now, hope for more in the future. Lol

I can help anyone with a bp addiction problem. Step one is admitting that you have a problem. Which is sounds like you already do. This puts you a step ahead of most people with this addiction. Step 2 is to ship all your bp's to me. Well that's pretty much all the steps. Let me know if I can help... lol

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Originally Posted by dragonboy4578

Step 2 is to ship all your bp's to me. Well that's pretty much all the steps. Let me know if I can help... lol

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You already bought my female pastel yellow belly out from under me and now you want all my snakes too:D:D:D:D:bonk::bonk::bonk::bonk::D:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by dragonboy4578

I can help anyone with a bp addiction problem. Step one is admitting that you have a problem. Which is sounds like you already do. This puts you a step ahead of most people with this addiction. Step 2 is to ship all your bp's to me. Well that's pretty much all the steps. Let me know if I can help... lol

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LMAO!!

Yes I have a problem too...am I reading this right Morgan....you're gonna ship all your snakes to ME?! Wow...I knew you were nice.....but this is just great! :gj:

;)

My name is Gale.

{ Hi Gale! }

I am addicted to Ball Pythons. I started with one and now I am up to 16.

{ Sixteen! }

I have a number of Morphs, and I am in the process of breeding them. I have my first three fertile eggs on the ground now.

{ Congratulations! }

The great thing about coming to these meetings is, no one wants me to give up my addiction! :D

Gale

LMAO! That's HILARIOUS that you started this thread when you did, as I was just attempting (and failing miserably!) to talk my wife into letting me get more snakes, lol! I currently have two, 1. Albino and .1 Het Albino, as well a 1. Crimson corn snake. Was looking over the various morphs, comparing my bank account balance, deciding "What the hell?!" and in walked my wife, lmao! :D

My name is Bridgette. I am slowly overcoming a BP binge. I bought 8 in the past week.... but I still NEED two more females!!!!!!!!!:rolleye2: If my bank account had hands it would punch me in the gut and slap me across the face. I NEED HELP!!!!!


Thanks for listening :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by youbeyouibei

I was just attempting (and failing miserably!) to talk my wife into letting me get more snakes

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Its always easier to ask for forgiveness than permission :gj::gj:

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Originally Posted by youbeyouibei

LMAO! Was looking over the various morphs, comparing my bank account balance, deciding "What the hell?!" and in walked my wife, lmao! :D

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LOL, I was just in the same process, talking to the wife about a 1. albino and .4 het albinos, pretty much got shot down before takeoff, but thats life

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Originally Posted by PitOnTheProwl

Its always easier to ask for forgiveness than permission :gj::gj:

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Smart man!!! My father taught me the same thing. His thoughts were if you ask all that will accomplish is causing 2 fights. One when you ask and are told no, and a bigger fight when you still do it anyway...lol

BTW, This thread is killing me. I haven't stopped laughing, but for all the addicts that I am seeing here no one has sent me any snakes....lol

LMAO, Pit! Excellent point you make, lol! It's going to happen, it's just a matter of when...

While it may not be good for the program, I want to let you know that I have been attending the meetings for about 9 years now. I have seen many come and go. You are not alone, and when you think you have hit rock bottom, it is just a false floor. There are many that have sunk below you, but it is okay, we are all here to help. I vaguely remember being in you guy's shoes, and it is fond memories indeed. I started with 1, and that grew to about 30. Well it didn't stop there, and now I have about 600. All I can say is keep your chin up, and you will get better.

Thanks for coming to the meeting, and we will see you next week.

Wow, Muddoc, W-O-W! I couldn't afford the divorce AND that number of snakes, lmao! Glad to know that there's hope though...not for getting rid of them, but accruing a larger collection! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My poor wife...! I adore the poor woman but the things she puts up with for me...

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Originally Posted by muddoc

While it may not be good for the program, I want to let you know that I have been attending the meetings for about 9 years now. I have seen many come and go. You are not alone, and when you think you have hit rock bottom, it is just a false floor. There are many that have sunk below you, but it is okay, we are all here to help. I vaguely remember being in you guy's shoes, and it is fond memories indeed. I started with 1, and that grew to about 30. Well it didn't stop there, and now I have about 600. All I can say is keep your chin up, and you will get better.

Thanks for coming to the meeting, and we will see you next week.

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Thanks for being there for all of us.... We really appreciate it. It is good to see that someone that was as far along as you survived....lol

I am also addicted. Im always trying to figure out how to get more. Expo this weekend I am afraid to go.

Do it, Della, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTT! If for no other reason than those of us who live vicariously, lol! :-D

I admitted I had a problem when I had three and now struggling through my addiction has grown to 40. I guess I had a couple relapses! Relapsed again and now well be at 41 as of tomarrow. Oopps. Step one is admitting the problem right?

Lol, Homegrown! This is really comforting, knowing I have something to aspire to from my starter collection of 2 bps and a corn! Sky's the limit...besides, being able to provide for oneself versus the joy of owning snakes is waaaaaaaaay overrated, lol!

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Originally Posted by Homegrownscales

I admitted I had a problem when I had three and now struggling through my addiction has grown to 40. I guess I had a couple relapses! Relapsed again and now well be at 41 as of tomarrow. Oopps. Step one is admitting the problem right?

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Don't forget step 2 and send all your bp's to me.... It is the only way to get over your addiction.....lol

Haha I don't think were to that step yet!!! Parting with them will be a deal breaker for me. I'm down for admitting my problem but I won't give up my addiction for anything. I'll be a lifer in the program . If I can provide for myself and them is it really a problem? I think there still may be a little denial there. I guess they are the reason I work my butt off.

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Originally Posted by Homegrownscales

Haha I don't think were to that step yet!!! Parting with them will be a deal breaker for me. I'm down for admitting my problem but I won't give up my addiction for anything. I'll be a lifer in the program .

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I swear all I was doing was looking out for your well being!!! I am here to help....lol:D

Surrre, or trying to get me to enable your own addiction ....lmfao

OK, you caught me, but I can quit any time....

Morgan

That's what I said. Lol I'm truely addicted. The horrible perils of addiction. Ahhhh

Btw I kept getting confused on the Morgan part. No wonder there's 2 of us...haha

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I was thinking the same thing..... It's not your everyday name....:D

I'm not joining!!! They'll make me stop :tears:

You don't have a problem as long as you don't belong to a group. At least, that's what I always heard :rofl:

Anyone who wants to help me with my addiction can send their bp's to my place, I sadly only have ONE bp! Ugh! Oh but I need a rack, to keep them all in, so send that to please! Via Kristen, in Starke, FL! lol.

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Originally Posted by muddoc

Well it didn't stop there, and now I have about 600

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Dont want to know how long those feedings will take when we get there:O:O

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Originally Posted by PitOnTheProwl

Dont want to know how long those feedings will take when we get there:O:O

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It takes me about 6 hours per week to feed them, incase you really did want to know.

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Originally Posted by muddoc

It takes me about 6 hours per week to feed them, incase you really did want to know.

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Thats not as bad as I was thinking:D

I can't stop looking at more. my boyfriend says i'm not allowed to have more than MAYBE 3..... but my defense is that i'm allowed to at least have as many snakes as he has vehicles..... which isn't looking too good for him and his 6 and intending to be more bikes and trucks.