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  • 05-27-2010, 12:16 AM
    shescountry89
    "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Since it was beautiful out, I decided to bring out my big male colombian boa who likes to sun bath on top of my car. My mom and her new BF were working outside and I played a prank on her BF. He didn't know I had snakes.

    "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. MOM THERE IS A HUGE SNAKE ON MY CAR"

    He looks at my car, and seriously starts hyper-ventalating! And she starts cracking up! Then we told him I have snakes, he thought we actually have snakes that big out here in the yard... (which we do)

    So here is Tatum, chillen on my car.
    http://i47.tinypic.com/jr2yh4.jpg

    A few other pics, no making fun of my pale legs! I have a tan now, lol.
    (Jet) Colombian Red Tail.
    http://i49.tinypic.com/2nhdwkl.jpg
    (Bella) Pastel Boa.
    http://i49.tinypic.com/2r4op6g.jpg
    (Igor) Argentine Boa, she has a deformed mouth.
    http://i49.tinypic.com/52f0vl.jpg
  • 05-27-2010, 12:39 AM
    tjm
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    You have a nice looking boa.
  • 05-27-2010, 12:43 AM
    shescountry89
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tjm View Post
    You have a nice looking boa.

    Thanks :rolleyes: Those are just a few of them.
  • 05-27-2010, 03:20 AM
    Vypyrz
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    I love that Argies coloring. I wish I had room for one. Maybe those pink splotches are her Dumerils impersonation... Great pics... :gj:
  • 05-27-2010, 10:48 AM
    shescountry89
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Vypyrz View Post
    I love that Argies coloring. I wish I had room for one. Maybe those pink splotches are her Dumerils impersonation... Great pics... :gj:

    Yeah, when I first got her I couldn't get her to eat AT ALL. We had to force feed her almost every week up until about 2 weeks ago. She was SO tiny, the pink keeps getting brighter as she sheds. It's pretty neat :)

    Haha, yeah it's her dumerils impersanation! :D
  • 05-27-2010, 11:00 AM
    Christine
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    WoW They are all so pretty.Makes me want to get a boa more and more:)
  • 05-27-2010, 11:17 AM
    WickedBalls
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Nice Pastel! Looks like she gave you a little nibble on your thigh.:)
  • 05-27-2010, 11:30 AM
    shescountry89
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Christine View Post
    WoW They are all so pretty.Makes me want to get a boa more and more:)

    Thanks! You should, boas are awesome pets! :):gj:

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by WickedBalls View Post
    Nice Pastel! Looks like she gave you a little nibble on your thigh.:)

    Haha, yeah that scar is from when I got attacked by a dog last August.
  • 05-27-2010, 11:43 AM
    loonunit
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Love it. (My favorite prank, which I've never had the chutzpah to actually play, is sending out an e-mail to my entire workplace asking if anybody has seen my pet snake? It was in my office a minute ago...)

    Sorry about her mouth, but that is a gorgeous Argentine boa! Yum.
  • 05-27-2010, 12:41 PM
    shescountry89
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by loonunit View Post
    Love it. (My favorite prank, which I've never had the chutzpah to actually play, is sending out an e-mail to my entire workplace asking if anybody has seen my pet snake? It was in my office a minute ago...)

    Sorry about her mouth, but that is a gorgeous Argentine boa! Yum.

    It's so much fun!! Haha, and thank you. She is definatly a pretty girl.
  • 05-27-2010, 11:48 PM
    Vypyrz
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shescountry89 View Post
    Yeah, when I first got her I couldn't get her to eat AT ALL. We had to force feed her almost every week up until about 2 weeks ago. She was SO tiny

    Did she finally start eating on her own or is her mouth issue the reason?
  • 05-28-2010, 12:32 AM
    shescountry89
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Vypyrz View Post
    Did she finally start eating on her own or is her mouth issue the reason?

    Sometimes she won't, but the last time I got the head of the mouse in her mouth and then she took it from there and swallowed it. She's getting better.
  • 05-28-2010, 05:08 AM
    Vypyrz
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    That is good. Even a little progress is better than none..
  • 05-28-2010, 05:51 PM
    sg1trogdor
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shescountry89 View Post
    pets! :)Haha, yeah that scar is from when I got attacked by a dog last August.

    OMG!!!! call fox news and report that. Maybe they will do a report on why people shouldn't own dogs because they are so dangerous lol. Nice boas. I wish my girls were that big. ::devilish: Soon my minions :devilish:
  • 05-28-2010, 06:12 PM
    shescountry89
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Vypyrz View Post
    That is good. Even a little progress is better than none..

    Definatly!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by sg1trogdor View Post
    OMG!!!! call fox news and report that. Maybe they will do a report on why people shouldn't own dogs because they are so dangerous lol. Nice boas. I wish my girls were that big. ::devilish: Soon my minions :devilish:

    Haha I know right :) & thanks! They will gett that big soon enough.
  • 05-28-2010, 07:43 PM
    Jason Bowden
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Nice boas!
  • 05-28-2010, 08:06 PM
    bsash
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Please tell me the dog that bit you was not a pit bull, it would make my day.
  • 05-29-2010, 12:18 AM
    mrmertz
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tjm View Post
    You have a nice looking boa.

    ...and legs! :D
  • 05-29-2010, 03:41 AM
    Vypyrz
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by sg1trogdor View Post
    OMG!!!! call fox news and report that. Maybe they will do a report on why people shouldn't own dogs because they are so dangerous lol. Nice boas. I wish my girls were that big. ::devilish: Soon my minions :devilish:

    I'm sure by the time Fox aired the story it would be more like this...

    Illinois Woman Trapped In Car For Hours By Burmese Python...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shescountry89 View Post

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
  • 05-29-2010, 12:12 PM
    reptilebrett
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    good looking boa and legs!:)
  • 05-30-2010, 11:26 AM
    shescountry89
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jason Bowden View Post
    Nice boas!

    Thank you :) :)

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bsash View Post
    Please tell me the dog that bit you was not a pit bull, it would make my day.

    It was actually a rottweiler, and I HAVE a rottweiler but I was at a party and the guy didn't tell anyone he had a very un-friendly dog in the backroom so when I went looking for the bathroom. I opened the door, and got pulled in by the leg by the dog :(

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mrmertz View Post
    ...and legs! :D

    lol thanks! :) I have a tan now!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Vypyrz View Post
    I'm sure by the time Fox aired the story it would be more like this...

    Illinois Woman Trapped In Car For Hours By Burmese Python...


    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I agree, it probably would!! haha, idiotic people. :rofl:

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by reptilebrett View Post
    good looking boa and legs!:)

    :D:oops::rolleyes: Thanksss lol
  • 05-30-2010, 06:00 PM
    bsash
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shescountry89 View Post
    Thank you :) :)


    It was actually a rottweiler, and I HAVE a rottweiler but I was at a party and the guy didn't tell anyone he had a very un-friendly dog in the backroom so when I went looking for the bathroom. I opened the door, and got pulled in by the leg by the dog :(

    I'm sorry to hear that, we've had rotties too, pit bulls are just my favorite. It makes me mad how people treat them and train them, and now all of a sudden they are all bad dogs.
  • 05-30-2010, 06:03 PM
    bsash
    Re: "Mom, there's a snake on my car..."
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Vypyrz View Post
    I'm sure by the time Fox aired the story it would be more like this...

    Illinois Woman Trapped In Car For Hours By Burmese Python...


    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Nah, they would be saying that she's trapped in her car by a man eating snake. Then edit it to have a huge bulge in the snakes belly, saying it ate her neighbors kids and was now after her, ha ha.
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